Originally posted on 05/29/2013:

It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

It was well worth it.

Expect good luck to come your way soon.