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    bb_skoots
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    That marathoner is making me very fukkin sick right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    A coworker was telling me how she used to work at Wal-mart and she watched some lady shake her leg until a turd fell out
    not many things make me laugh but that is some funny stuff...no doubt it actually happened too..

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    Wooooooooahhhh, fuk me. This thread has me in tears of laughter

    FLOCK FLOCK FLOCK

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    Quote Originally Posted by notsosharp View Post
    I was once at a casino and saw a trail of diarrhea from a slot machine all the way across the casino floor. One of the grossest things i ever seen. The floor manager says this happens more than you think with ladies scared to leave their slot machines thinking someone else will hit the jackpot. He says they will literally piss and shit themselves before they leave the machine. Gambling is great boys!!!! What a sick disease we all have.
    lol, i have never seen this. wonder if any of them wear adult diapers to avoid having to leave the machine?

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    If the guy was "in front of you" in line why did you "turn around" to look at him?

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    This has me laughing my ass to the point I have tears coming down my face lol. I feel for you bud, as I am sure it turned your guts to stew when you saw it happening.

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    I wonder if that guy went strait to the shower, or just laid
    around for a hour or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greva View Post
    Life sure has some great moments
    Agreed.....OP, you gotta be quicker with phone camera

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    If the guy was "in front of you" in line why did you "turn around" to look at him?
    yes. i turned around and looked at the other people, as i was shocked the guy ahead of me had just blasted his pants with fecal matter right in front of me.

    puff

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjets15 View Post
    Agreed.....OP, you gotta be quicker with phone camera
    I was literally 2 seconds away from getting a shot of it, but didnt want to seem weird chasing him out of the store.

    the other people gave me weird looks for pulling out the camera, i dont know if they realize what happened.


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    Might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Too good

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