1. 07-09-11 08:21 PM #1
    saints7011
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    Boys Im Freakin The Fukk Out...Somebody Please Help...

    long story short...

    today is my lady's birthday...

    earlier this week I bought a viagra pill...

    we did our thing and an hour later I still have a stiffy...

    Im also seeing blue dots everywhere...

    we suppose to go clubbing but I cant go anywhere right now...

    anyone know how long this will last...

    feeling light headed also...

    should I go to the hospital...






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  2. 07-09-11 08:23 PM #2
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    SMoke a blunt and thank me later duelas
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  3. 07-09-11 08:25 PM #3
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    you sound like a real dumbass, I think you deserve to die, pretty much. For being so stupid.

    next time you make up a story, instead of saying you need to go clubing, say you're going to the library to study or to the hospital to help some needy children or something. That way people might have more sympathy for you.
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  4. 07-09-11 08:25 PM #4
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  5. 07-09-11 08:26 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by chantrain View Post
    you sound like a real dumbass, I think you deserve to die, pretty much. For being so stupid.

    next time you make up a story, instead of saying you need to go clubing, say you're going to the library to study or to the hospital to help some needy children or something. That way people might have more sympathy for you.




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  6. 07-09-11 08:27 PM #6
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    I think to the make story interesting he should of added he took the pill and it got stuck in his throat and walked around with a stiff neck for the rest of the day
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  7. 07-09-11 08:29 PM #7
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    Just take the red pill, it will take you back to the matrix.
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  8. 07-09-11 08:29 PM #8
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    Get a razor blade and cut it open
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  9. 07-09-11 08:30 PM #9
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    just go clubbin who cares, aint your prob if ppl dont like it
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  10. 07-09-11 08:32 PM #10
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    why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
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  11. 07-09-11 08:35 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
    so you play tennis with a stiffy?

    500lb grimace wobbling around a tennis court with a stiffy?
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  12. 07-09-11 08:40 PM #12
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    go see your doctor
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  13. 07-09-11 08:42 PM #13
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    Pull it up in your waistband pal. Call them after 4 hours.
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  14. 07-10-11 01:53 AM #14
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    Saints, you fuking retard, how old are you?
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  15. 07-10-11 02:07 AM #15
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    **** her again
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  16. 07-10-11 03:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    I think to the make story interesting he should of added he took the pill and it got stuck in his throat and walked around with a stiff neck for the rest of the day
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
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  17. 07-10-11 03:05 AM #17
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    You should of went clubbin' with that stiffy and got some side b!tches.
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  18. 07-10-11 04:39 PM #18
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    an hour only?! weak......... what a waste. lols
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  19. 07-10-11 07:10 PM #19
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  20. 07-10-11 11:03 PM #20
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    If you need to take viagra, you are too old to go clubbing old pal.
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  21. 07-10-11 11:41 PM #21
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    i take one every now and then 4 a nice nasty slutty sluts! i have seen those blue spots though. But i know its from the viagra so they dont bug to me bad. but it always goes straight down when I am done
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  22. 07-10-11 11:47 PM #22
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    don't worry I think you will find someone else better.
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