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    shopbar picks
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    If like cats you have to be gay

    Just went thru post your funny pics here thread. Alot of cat photos. A Dog is mans best friend. Have 2 blue heelers that are the best dogs on earth. You have a cat because.1 you are pu**y whipped. And your wife is a lezzy. Or 2 its the only pu**y, that will sit on your lap. And it dosent bother you.

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    monika
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    What if I am a girl?

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    Mr KLC
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    So the Godfather was gay?

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    Bosseman22
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    got cat and dog, cat I can leave home alone for long time and I don't have to walk it

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    stogies
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    sbr really should have some way to keep the 12 year old kids from signing up here.
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    like they said in Meet the Parents, You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
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    chemicalbrother
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    What if I like cats and I am not gay? Does that hurt your hypothesis?

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    jbrent95
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    I hate cats except barn cats.

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    nyplayer33
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    cats are like chicks..very loving and quiet..lol

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    I have a wife, a daughter, and 5 cats

    And I'm pretty sure I am less gay than you

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    Sigfreid and Roy ---Well O.K.
    Average cat owner...Nah

    Why? Are you considering a cat in your life
    and you don't want to exit the closet yet?

    Here Pussy...Pussy Pussy....

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    I like cat. they keep clean my house from rats..... i like dog too though.

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    you have pussyphobia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shopbar picks View Post
    Just went thru post your funny pics here thread. Alot of cat photos. A Dog is mans best friend. Have 2 blue heelers that are the best dogs on earth. You have a cat because.1 you are pu**y whipped. And your wife is a lezzy. Or 2 its the only pu**y, that will sit on your lap. And it dosent bother you.
    Cats is like woman and dog is like man. Dont worry you can like cat and i'm not gonna call you f\*g.

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    don't like cats, but you don't have to pay as much attention to them as a dog. can't leave my dog alone for even the day.

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    I own and like both cats and dogs, so I guess I'm bi-curious!

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    I have a cat, so fukk you

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    dogs are too smart, prefer a dumber cat as pet, would not want a monkey for the same reason.

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    thread is a waste

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    Another stupid thread.

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    dumb thread.

    dogs are annoying, slobbering, loud, expensive, pets. basically like a miniature kid.

    cats are not annoying, dont slobber, not loud, cheap, leave me the fuk alone pets.

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    Salamander
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    So the Godfather was gay?

    You can add Dr. Evil to the bad gay guys too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stogies View Post
    sbr really should have some way to keep the 12 year old kids from signing up here.
    This place would be a ghost town then.

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    my cat can shit in a box

    i doubt your dog can

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    Cats take care of themselves I dont have one because im allergic but dogs require much more work....cats are better and require less attention end of story

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    Sounds logical

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    Well, I got a cat when i went under my cancer treatment surgeries. and am I am gay,. so you may have a point there sir.

    I was going to make a topic just now on my cat being sick.
    He must of got into something he has had dierhisa the last 20 hours. Like every 1 hour he goes in there. A few hours ago, it was so bad after he got out, he literally started to cry and i couldn't stop him, he just stopped 1 min later and was all fine and ate his food.
    So I went to the Petco and bought some medicine that is supposed to help him, it has ginger root and kaplin and pecolin in it.
    I hope he gets better. you never want to see your best friend in that much pain and you dont know what you can do to help

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    I like cats and I'm bi, but more attracted to women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    dumb thread. dogs are annoying, slobbering, loud, expensive, pets. basically like a miniature kid. cats are not annoying, dont slobber, not loud, cheap, leave me the fuk alone pets.
    Cats shed, you have to clean their shit box at least once a week, are dirty and disease carriers. If you are worth your wait in shit your dog won't be loud, won't slobber, aren't any more expensive then a cable bill. Dogs are world class protectors, hunters, lovers, loyal to the end, chick magnets, playful (catch, frisbee, etc) loving, and completely devoted beyond all means to their owner.

    Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.

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    Love my pussys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.
    GTFO No chick is going to question my sexuality simply because I have a cat. Well not unless she learns to talk with a dick down her throat

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Cats shed, you have to clean their shit box at least once a week, are dirty and disease carriers. If you are worth your wait in shit your dog won't be loud, won't slobber, aren't any more expensive then a cable bill. Dogs are world class protectors, hunters, lovers, loyal to the end, chick magnets, playful (catch, frisbee, etc) loving, and completely devoted beyond all means to their owner.

    Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.



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    I'm young. I'm a stud. I have banged 2 milfs so far. I have had a threesome with 2 chicks. One of the milfs who I banged is my part time sugar mama so she pays for whatever I desire.
    By the way, I love cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salamander View Post
    You can add Dr. Evil to the bad gay guys too.
    LOL

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