[DiggityDaggityDo]

I was going to start a thread about if you cant get any girl, how you can turn every day household items into sex objects.

Kinda like using vasaline inside a sandwhich bag stuffed between two feather pillows or using two slabs of liver from the super market, but then I was pretty sure that the thread would get deleted.

So forget it.

So, how do we go about talking about this stuff without the thread getting sent to the private zone?

[MichaelWaters]

i saw that u said u were drunk waiting for poker players now i know lol

[MendozaLine]

cut out a chunk of a cantaloupe and put in the microwave for 40 seconds.

[Killer_Demo]

someone needs a fleshlight

[cant call it]

what about your hand

[36mafia]

i microwave baby lotion for 15 sec on low before i use it to jack off

[Shack]

find a way to get the real thing.