1. 05-25-11 10:34 PM #1
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    Memorable Arrested Development Quotes

    Title says it all, post your favorite lines from arrested development. I'll start:

    Michael: (to Gob) Get rid of the Seaward (C-word).
    Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
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  2. 05-25-11 11:14 PM #2
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    Tobias: Hey...where the f*** are my hard boiled eggs?!
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  3. 05-26-11 12:28 AM #3
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    A job? I thought you meant like a plumber or something!
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  4. 05-26-11 06:58 AM #4
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    Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?

    But it was my first time!

    I've never heard of someone committing treason a second time.

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    His name is Hermano.
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  6. 05-26-11 09:17 AM #6
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    not really a quote but this always make me laugh

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  7. 05-26-11 09:38 AM #7
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    "Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew goin!"
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  8. 05-26-11 10:49 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PingPong View Post
    "Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew goin!"
    Haha nice one, to expand on this:

    Buster comes to Lucille's door and Carl Weathers answers.
    Carl: Now, wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man
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  9. 05-26-11 11:53 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon2BRich View Post
    not really a quote but this always make me laugh

    Hey now ... don't go dissin the chach man ...
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  10. 05-26-11 02:04 PM #10
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    You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!

    I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I'm, oh...
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  12. 05-27-11 03:12 PM #12
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    Douch chillllll

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  13. 05-27-11 05:26 PM #13
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    Good stuff man...thanks for the post
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    "You're are forgetting I was a professional twice over... as an analyst and as a therapist. The worlds first analrapist!"



    man this show is awesome. anyone know when the movie is coming out?
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    Warden: The only man I've ever called a coward was Bryan A. Doyle. No, what I'm calling you is.....a television actor.

    Tobias: Ouch.
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    Doctor: Im sorry, but we lost him.
    Job: The tears are coming! The tears are coming!
    Doctor: No I mean we cant find him anywhere...
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  18. 05-28-11 04:50 AM #18
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  19. 05-28-11 10:56 AM #19
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    love this show...cant believe it was so shortlived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    dad, i don't want to be mr. manager anymore...
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    This is a classic taken from the pages of george michael
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  23. 05-29-11 02:28 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon2BRich View Post
    "You're are forgetting I was a professional twice over... as an analyst and as a therapist. The worlds first analrapist!"



    man this show is awesome. anyone know when the movie is coming out?
    I've been hearing "confirmed" for a long time but it never seemed true. Although I did just watch a recent video on youtube where the creator all but admitted it was going to be ready fairly soon. fingers crossed
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    don't hold your breath ... the little bastard who plays George Michael is the reason it has not happened as of yet and allegedly is not overly concerned if it does as he is quite happy doing his other stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by chachi View Post
    don't hold your breath ... the little bastard who plays George Michael is the reason it has not happened as of yet and allegedly is not overly concerned if it does as he is quite happy doing his other stuff
    that sucks, I just wasted my time watching his shitty movie nick and nora whatever yesterday on tbs. he would be nothing without this show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chachi View Post
    don't hold your breath ... the little bastard who plays George Michael is the reason it has not happened as of yet and allegedly is not overly concerned if it does as he is quite happy doing his other stuff
    Unless something recent happened that I'm not aware of, Michael Cera committed a long time ago. Like 2 years ago. Hurwitz is the reason it hasn't happened yet. He's been busy working on other shows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Love that.

    Also like this one.

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    My name is George Michael Bluth
    I'm a 16 year old caucasian male
    My mom died
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    Tobias: Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
    Michael: What?
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    This might be my favorite scene

    (Rita walks across the pool)
    Michael: Hang on a sec, that's part of your trick, right?
    Gob: No... that's not my trick Michael...
    Narrator: On the next Arrested Development
    Gob:...it's my illusion (shoots fire ball)
    Tobias: My hair, my beautiful hair
    Michael: Push him in the pool
    Tobias: Why am I not going under water? DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDER WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Ben Stiller as Tony Wonder





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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    This might be my favorite scene

    (Rita walks across the pool)
    Michael: Hang on a sec, that's part of your trick, right?
    Gob: No... that's not my trick Michael...
    Narrator: On the next Arrested Development
    Gob:...it's my illusion (shoots fire ball)
    Tobias: My hair, my beautiful hair
    Michael: Push him in the pool
    Tobias: Why am I not going under water? DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDER WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hahahah this one is wicked. still a wonder that Gob managed to pull off the water trick...err illusion correctly though
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    Gob: The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs. Word really gets around in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayboy View Post
    tobias: Hey...where the f*** are my hard boiled eggs?!
    Quote Originally Posted by soon2brich View Post
    "you're are forgetting i was a professional twice over... As an analyst and as a therapist. The worlds first analrapist!"



    man this show is awesome. Anyone know when the movie is coming out?
    great thread!!
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  35. 05-30-11 08:46 AM #35
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    For you Tobias:

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