1. 05-13-11 07:21 AM #1
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    Ashton Kutcher inks deal to replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'

    LOSING


    The new star of "Two and a Half Men" doesn't date goddesses -- he's married to a Cougar.

    Ashton Kutcher signed a deal last night to replace Charlie Sheen on television's top-rated sitcom, a source told The Post.

    Kutcher, who previously starred on "That '70s Show," gave his fans a hint that it would happen earlier in the evening, tweeting, "What's the square root of 6.25?"

    The answer is 2½.

    He'll be earning less than Sheen's $2.5 million per episode, the source said.

    The show's producer, Chuck Lorre, is "really happy" that Kutcher is set to come aboard, another source told the Hollywood Reporter.

    The 33-year-old Kutcher, married to actress Demi Moore, 48, began negotiations after talks with actor Hugh Grant fell apart.

    Sheen was fired from the show in March after spending two weeks making the rounds of media outlets talking trash about Lorre.

    Sheen sued Lorre and the studio for $100 million for terminating his contract.

    He later went on a month-long tour dubbed "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option," in which he sometimes got booed so badly that he cut the show short.
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  2. 05-13-11 07:26 AM #2
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    Sheen might be winning with drugs and sluts, but Kutcher is definitely winning with this

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  3. 05-13-11 07:31 AM #3
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    Wow, I didn't know that show could go from bad to worse. Hahahaha.
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  4. 05-13-11 07:36 AM #4
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    From coke head to stoner.
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  5. 05-13-11 07:39 AM #5
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    As if that dude doesn't have enough money and pussy already! Ashton is pretty cool though, I think he'd make a great replacement for Mr. "Winning"!
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  6. 05-13-11 07:46 AM #6
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    Not sure if he can pull it off. Sheen was great on the show.
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  7. 05-13-11 07:55 AM #7
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    this might be one of my last posts in the saloon if we don't get that extra point
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  8. 05-13-11 07:56 AM #8
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    LOL does anyone really give a crap who replaces a nut job?
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  9. 05-13-11 07:58 AM #9
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    As good as Sheen was on that show, I don't know if Kutcher could pull it off. I am a fan of Kutcher though. Haven't kept up too much with two and a half men in the last year or so.

    I'll tune in.
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  10. 05-13-11 08:12 AM #10
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    I'll watch a few shows. If it doesn't work out CBS should just chauk it up as a bust.
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  11. 05-13-11 08:41 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Sheen might be winning with drugs and sluts, but Kutcher is definitely winning with this

    She is no longer hot......
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  12. 05-13-11 08:52 AM #12
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    this should be interesting

    i actually think stamos would of fit the character better but we will see
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  13. 05-13-11 08:59 AM #13
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    I don't think this show had more than a few seasons left in it regardless of who is in the lead. That kid is old.
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  14. 05-13-11 09:06 AM #14
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    I think it's a good replacement. If you're going to replace someone, why not go with younger and fresher?
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  15. 05-13-11 09:56 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Sheen might be winning with drugs and sluts, but Kutcher is definitely winning with this

    FAIL.

    You can pick me out the most beautiful, well-conditioned 48-year-old in the world, and she still won't hold a candle in attractiveness to an average 20-year-old.

    This guy is an embarrassment to mankind with all the Grade A prime p-ssy he could be banging every night of the week.
    Last edited by Capybara; 05-13-11 at 11:05 AM.
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  16. 05-13-11 09:59 AM #16
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    did she get her implants removed? or maybe they just smaller bc she's in awesome shape. i remember her being really stacked back in the day
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  17. 05-13-11 10:22 AM #17
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    i'm not familiar with the show..are they gonna kill off charlie's character or ashton comes in as the same character i wonder?
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  18. 05-13-11 10:24 AM #18
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    ---i'm not familiar with the show..are they gonna kill off charlie's character or ashton comes in as the same character i wonder?

    good question---i was wondering the same thing
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  19. 05-13-11 11:08 AM #19
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    Don't think the show will be good.
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  20. 05-13-11 11:14 AM #20
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    The show is dead without charlie!!!
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  21. 05-13-11 11:30 AM #21
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    never saw the show before... doubt I'll watch it either way now...
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  22. 05-13-11 11:36 AM #22
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    Ashton Kutcher????

    He might be the least talented person in Hollywood. I can't believe he gets work. He couldn't act cold in the Antarctic.
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  23. 05-13-11 11:53 AM #23
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    I hope they dont put ashton in as the replacement to charlie sheen!! That would be terrible!!!
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  24. 05-13-11 02:52 PM #24
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    Just don't see it working out. To used to the warlock. Can't wait to see what he has to say about this.
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  25. 05-14-11 10:37 AM #25
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    Charlie Sheen can barely act, so Ashton couldnt be much worse.
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    if it's true it's awesome, cause i think ashton is great replacement for charlie sheen.
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    never watched the show. this does not change that.
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  28. 05-14-11 11:16 AM #28
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    Bring the clown back
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  29. 05-14-11 11:17 AM #29
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    fools! and hes going to be playing the same part charlie sheen did.. WONDER HOW THATS GONNA WORK!?
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    i think this is pretty stupid, and will probably stop watching!

    bring back the xtra point
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  31. 05-14-11 11:55 AM #31
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    I never watched the show either. But may give it a try now with all the changes being made.
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  32. 05-14-11 12:01 PM #32
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    his a little too young for the part
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  33. 05-14-11 12:05 PM #33
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    TERRIBLE...he's the most unfunny person out there and a complete tool.....men will end within a few months with him at the helm....they shoulda just kept the show as is but made herb become a bigger figure and somehow played it into him moving in with allen and living together, woulda been funny
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  34. 05-14-11 12:05 PM #34
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    lame gay and stupid. He just ruined his career.
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    I dont see Kutcher playing the part sheen did nearly as well. However, Kutcher has a huge fan base. So the show will still be a hit
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