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    playersonly69
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    Breaking News: All Mini-Marts, hotels and 7-11's are closed this weekend!

    It is being said that there has been a death in the family!





    Sorry, but I just had to! I actually didnt even celebrate with Osama was "killed." I would have wished that he spent his life in jail or at least the rest of his life in Cleveland or somewhere in the Midwest

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    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
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    nope, dont care why


    hilarious joke by the way ha


    jon stewart's clip on the daily show was great


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    I have never wondered why.


    People always hate people at the top. Having said that, our country has slipped down a few notches over the past few years

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
    this

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    You got the stereotypes wrong anyway. [East] Indians are generally the ones who run "Mini-Marts, hotels, and 7-11's" -- not Middle Easterners.

    And yeah, what EaglesPhan said too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    nope, dont care why


    hilarious joke by the way ha


    jon stewart's clip on the daily show was great


    I had not seen that clip yet! Great work brooks

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    Eagles, fuzzy and ICED................... are you same people who celebrated his death? I can promise you that I didnt celebrate that at all

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    mine is still open, we didnt get that memo

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    hahaha life in cleveland

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    Went to get cigs at stop n go...

    Doors were locked.. Habibs car was gone too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyDunlop View Post

    this
    Quote Originally Posted by Iced View Post
    You got the stereotypes wrong anyway. [East] Indians are generally the ones who run "Mini-Marts, hotels, and 7-11's" -- not Middle Easterners.

    And yeah, what EaglesPhan said too.
    yeah right...because Americans are the only people that make jokes about other countries...give me a break

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    jokes been said over a million times and you thought it would be funny to say it today ?

    I guess next week you're going to bet lakers cover in game 3...

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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    Eagles, fuzzy and ICED................... are you same people who celebrated his death? I can promise you that I didnt celebrate that at all
    Not gonna lie, I was thrilled that we got the bastard, but I don't stereotype. I live in TX where there is rampant racism in the town I live in and it makes me ill every day because it's backwards ass Fs who have never been out of their home town and think anyone with another skin color can't possibly add anything to this world. Not all Middle Easterners are terrorists. Not all ME work in hotels or mini marts just like not all Hispanics are day laborers or dish washers. Just like all white people aren't inbred hicks or racists.

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    Well I did bet the Lakers to cover in game 3 already, and I lost

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    EaglesPhan, I live in Texas and have lived here all of my life. I graduated from Texas A&M as a matter of fact

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    I say we schedule a fight at 7-11 with eaglesfan and PlayersOnly haha. Let habib videotape it.

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    Don't forget the NYC cab drivers lol

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    pretty funny bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
    This

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    It was a harmless joke. If that offended you, then you should probably stay off the internet.

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    Suprised by the responses to be honest

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    lol wtf, this is the lamest joke ive heard. ur like a week late.

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    I doubt this is true. I live next to a 7-11 and will check tomorrow. I know for a fact that quick trip is still open because I just went there before I got home.

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    people can hate americans all they want.. the majority couldn't care less. it's probably hard not to hate stupid people of any nationality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
    This...the home of the free LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    It is being said that there has been a death in the family!


    Maybe they all got the call up from their sleeper cell organizations

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    Time for a bump for another point

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    they are not closed stop kidding around

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    Quote Originally Posted by rem sleep View Post
    I doubt this is true. I live next to a 7-11 and will check tomorrow. I know for a fact that quick trip is still open because I just went there before I got home.
    You can not be serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
    See the irony here? He's just one racist. In my experience with other First World foreigners, Americans are pretty good at -not- badmouthing other nationalities, relative to the former.

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    Where is Paco today anyway?
    Last edited by playersonly69; 05-10-11 at 12:01 AM.

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    funny thing about that was i went to local store here in town (run by an Indian) and it was closed for death in the family for 3 days.....pretty funny....probally just a coincidence though since the hindu's dont like muslims

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    Sort of fits in real well in this thread

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    I'm insulted I think

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