1. 05-04-11 11:08 PM #1
    emoney
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    Ear Wax

    Was cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, and for some reason decided to smell my ear wax. For as gross as it looks, it actually smelled kind of good. Anyone else try this? Is this what they make candles out of?
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  2. 05-04-11 11:09 PM #2
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    Not gonna lie, one of the strangest things I've ever heard (the smelling part).
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  3. 05-04-11 11:11 PM #3
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    If it smells that good to you, just imagine what it must taste like
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  4. 05-04-11 11:11 PM #4
    astrodomer
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    feels so good to find little bacon bits from time to time
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  5. 05-04-11 11:12 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomG View Post
    If it smells that good to you, just imagine what it must taste like
    Yea you should taste it.
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  6. 05-04-11 11:13 PM #6
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    I can't believe I owned tis thread.
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  7. 05-04-11 11:14 PM #7
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    Have you ever tried this with your butt wax. Extremely high in anti oxidents and protein. LOTS OF msg THOUGH.
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  8. 05-04-11 11:16 PM #8
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    i qtip my ears daily no wax to smell... try it right out of the shower eargasom
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  9. 05-04-11 11:16 PM #9
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    these candles are really expensive so only rich people have them (takes alot of wax for 1 candle.) ask your rich friends (if you have any) about it.
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  10. 05-04-11 11:16 PM #10
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    Are you sure that was ear wax and not fecal matter?
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  11. 05-04-11 11:21 PM #11
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    Ears are wht GOD invented Q-Tips ?

    Anybody ever try ear candles to suck wax out ?
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  12. 05-04-11 11:24 PM #12
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    I thought this thread was going to be about the marijuana concentrate " ear wax "
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  13. 05-04-11 11:26 PM #13
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    Yeah it looks entirely edible, like little clumps of shit

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  14. 05-04-11 11:36 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    Ears are wht GOD invented Q-Tips ?

    Anybody ever try ear candles to suck wax out ?
    yes! they work great
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  15. 05-04-11 11:38 PM #15
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    its aged body oil, how is it smell good? something is wrong with ur nose
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  16. 05-04-11 11:41 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by windwind View Post
    its aged body oil, how is it smell good? something is wrong with ur nose
    He prolly scratched his ass, sniffed his fingers, then sniffed the ear wax
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  17. 05-05-11 12:17 AM #17
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    OK, apparently it is just my ear wax that smells good. Haven't tried eating it yet.

    Maybe I should start saving it and trying to sell it for candles or what not.

    Let me know if anyone is interested.
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  18. 05-05-11 12:42 AM #18
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    This is a thread I would expect from the loser ttwarrior....
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  19. 05-05-11 12:56 AM #19
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    when you pierce your ears, after a while try playing with it and smelling ur hand, usually smells.. lol
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  20. 05-05-11 01:01 AM #20
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    q-tips make ear wax problems worse, they push that shit farther inside.
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  21. 05-05-11 01:07 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomG View Post
    If it smells that good to you, just imagine what it must taste like
    This guy won the internetz.
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  22. 05-05-11 01:48 AM #22
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    Thats pretty gross bud!!!!
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  23. 05-05-11 01:56 AM #23
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    I will have to take your word for it about the good smell as I will not be smelling ear wax anytime soon.
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  24. 05-05-11 02:00 AM #24
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    if you eat it on sunday, you get good luck for a week
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  25. 05-05-11 03:00 AM #25
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    actually ear wax is an important anti microbial agent
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  26. 05-05-11 03:56 AM #26
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    Careful with those Q-Tips. You don't want to do more harm than good.
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  27. 05-05-11 07:18 AM #27
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    Really nasty if you ask me.
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  28. 05-05-11 07:21 AM #28
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    Well dont tell anybody this but sometimes I get ear wax
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  29. 05-05-11 07:26 AM #29
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    why would someone even think of this. You should have been born a bee
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  30. 05-05-11 09:18 AM #30
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    When I was a kid I once saw a friend's little brother eat his ear wax. 20 years later I'm still traumatized.

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  31. 05-05-11 10:40 AM #31
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    That is the most retarded thing I think ive heard today!
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  32. 05-05-11 10:45 AM #32
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    How often should you clean out your ears?
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  33. 05-05-11 12:09 PM #33
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    Never smelled it before, but next time I get a chunk out gonna have to give it a try
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  34. 05-05-11 12:21 PM #34
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    Feed it to your cats....they'll love you forever.
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  35. 05-05-11 12:59 PM #35
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    I'm afraid to ask what other secretions of your body you smell or tasted
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