1. 05-04-11 07:59 AM #36
    MartinBlank
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    When are the Discover Card cops coming for your ass?

    Can't you sell them that tennis trophy?

    And NTRP 3.5, isn't that for old men?
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  2. 05-04-11 08:02 AM #37
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    I love the line "my mom works 16 hours a day for us".

    Any particular reason you are not working, and supporting her?
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  3. 05-04-11 08:21 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I clip my own finger nails. Mom clips my toenails. Id break my neck and back if i tried to do my own. Hope she lives at least another 20 years , otherwise I'll have to pay someone. Hope everyone on sbr lives a long happy life. Time for bed, peace out Something wrong with my nails?
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  4. 05-04-11 08:44 AM #39
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    This guy is a pro, only professionals get manicures.
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  5. 05-04-11 09:03 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rio DiNero View Post
    This guy is a pro, only professionals get manicures.
    And faggs too
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  6. 05-04-11 09:12 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    those are some tiny houses, it must be tight fit in there for you.


    dj, the day more of us need the assistance of another person to clip our toes is the day we realize the human race is in serious trouble.
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  7. 05-04-11 09:18 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    And faggs too

    Nothing wrong with having some good hands/feet all while kicked back in the massage chair and having the girls wrap you legs in that warm towel and bring you snacks
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  8. 05-04-11 09:25 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post


    Nothing wrong with having some good hands/feet all while kicked back in the massage chair and having the girls wrap you legs in that warm towel and bring you snacks


    Much agreed on the pedicure, pal. I got one last year while with my wife in Vegas. I realize its borderline gay, but its so worth the shame and humiliation.
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  9. 05-04-11 09:37 AM #44
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    You guys have too much of a feminine side.
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  10. 05-04-11 09:57 AM #45
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    Shah great thread Taylor
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  11. 05-04-11 02:16 PM #46
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    yes jj its me and im no pediphile. Might be the toughest on the board.
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  12. 05-04-11 02:22 PM #47
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    nice property. I have no hate for Warrior. Warrior: good luck with poker tonight
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  13. 05-04-11 02:32 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    my mom owns the house on both sides. Did your mom or dad or anyone ever buy you anything? Techincally its her house, but its also mine.

    Car to the right is my car and about to break down. 98 taurus

    Car to left is my mom's car. i can only drive it on special occasions like driving to a tennis tourney or a date. I have no dates so well.

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  14. 05-04-11 09:45 PM #49
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  15. 05-04-11 09:57 PM #50
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    warrior you are the man...i'm serious, you crack me up!

    I knew you were never lying about being tennis champ
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  16. 05-04-11 10:14 PM #51
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    + = ttwarrior1.
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  17. 05-05-11 03:29 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    When are the Discover Card cops coming for your ass?

    Can't you sell them that tennis trophy?

    And NTRP 3.5, isn't that for old men?
    He should just send them a link to this thread. He'd never hear from them again if they saw how pathetic his life is. And now the reason you can't put in some hours working at mcdonalds is so your mom can clip your toe nails? Wow
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  18. 05-05-11 04:25 AM #53
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    Not bad man
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  19. 05-05-11 04:43 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Real men bite their nails.
    and toe nails
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  20. 05-05-11 05:15 AM #55
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    Nice peaceful area you live in, TT.
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  21. 05-05-11 06:52 AM #56
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    I really hope this guy is joking. A grown man walking about with french manicured nails?

    Maybe your boyfreind likes handjobs with white tipped fingernails...
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  22. 05-05-11 09:12 AM #57
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    Looks like you got some nice lawn over there. Good for outdoor parties I bet. Nice.
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  23. 05-05-11 09:27 AM #58
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    Unreal. Just... unreal.
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  24. 05-05-11 09:55 AM #59
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    As usual. I find myself lost in a saloon thread.
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  25. 05-05-11 01:58 PM #60
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    i have french manicured nails

    Maybe i should open a shop then.
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  26. 05-05-11 03:37 PM #61
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    hahhahahaaa

    u cruzin in a tarus..what the hell u better be in your 70s or higher to rock that lol
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  27. 05-05-11 03:44 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Warrior, what colour do you use for your french manicure? Is it just plain white or one of the pearly ones? Thanks in advance!
    Unreal. I noticed that as well does that make me gay?
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  28. 05-05-11 05:46 PM #63
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  29. 05-05-11 06:02 PM #64
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    That's a sick ride.
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  30. 05-05-11 06:04 PM #65
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    sweet ride
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  31. 05-05-11 06:12 PM #66
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    Why is everybody hating on the kid? Property looks decent, cars isnt too shabby. So he has long fingernails, so what?

    TT, the stache has to go though, ok?
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  32. 05-05-11 06:17 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Why is everybody hating on the kid? Property looks decent, cars isnt too shabby. So he has long fingernails, so what? TT, the stache has to go though, ok?
    i was serious when i said sweet ride

    he is doin well for himself

    sweet yard as well
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  33. 05-05-11 06:39 PM #68
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    Long nails are different than french manicured nails... that GUY has french manicured nails. no guy should be walking around with [intentional] white tips on his fingernails...
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  34. 05-05-11 07:16 PM #69
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    looks like a decent ride
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  35. 05-05-11 09:47 PM #70
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    vids coming soon as soon as i figure out how, anyone want to see my half dickhead
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