1. 04-30-11 04:58 PM #1
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    Going to Jail for a month

    Won't be posting for a month. Got in trouble with the law due to marijuana substances.

    C-ya later.
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  2. 04-30-11 05:00 PM #2
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  7. 04-30-11 05:02 PM #7
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    Is this a joke?
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  8. 04-30-11 05:05 PM #8
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    So JJgold tells canuck to create this thread because forum is dead.


    Ok i see
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  10. 04-30-11 05:07 PM #10
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    You will be missed

    Here are a few key rules:

    1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

    2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

    3. Don't "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

    4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

    5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

    Good luck.
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  11. 04-30-11 05:09 PM #11
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    Don't forget the lube Canuck.


    It'll come in handy
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    He said jail not prison.
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  13. 04-30-11 05:16 PM #13
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    Murderer: What are you in for?
    CanuckG: Marijuana possession.
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  14. 04-30-11 05:18 PM #14
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    Excel...

    This is where your PhotoShop skills come to good use..
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  15. 04-30-11 05:19 PM #15
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    Marijuana? Where do you live, Texas?
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  17. 04-30-11 05:24 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    Murderer: What are you in for?
    CanuckG: Marijuana possession.
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  18. 04-30-11 05:30 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    You will be missed

    Here are a few key rules:

    1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

    2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

    3. Don’t "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

    4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

    5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

    Good luck.
    CB, he's not going to Chino for smoking a joint.
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  19. 04-30-11 05:34 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    You will be missed

    Here are a few key rules:

    1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

    2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

    3. Don’t "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

    4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

    5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

    Good luck.
    This is pretty good cougar. Only thing I would add is not to take favors from people. The big thing that the old "booty bandits" would do to young twinks is, give them everything they need. When you first get to jail, you have very little property. If some friendly black guy offers you stuff, don't take it!
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  20. 04-30-11 05:35 PM #20
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  21. 04-30-11 05:43 PM #21
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    It's alright, you'll fit right in since you take it in the ass and all...
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  22. 04-30-11 05:44 PM #22
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    Prisoners are gay. I could be in jail 100 years and I'd never bend some dude over.

    Most of you guys jerk off all the time anyway because you can't get laid. No difference.

    You want to control somebody? Just kick their ass a few times and they'll learn.
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  23. 04-30-11 05:50 PM #23
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    Prob trafficking I assume. BC buds are spectacular. Best of luck.
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  24. 04-30-11 05:50 PM #24
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    You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.
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  25. 04-30-11 05:57 PM #25
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    B.S.
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  26. 04-30-11 06:03 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    B.S.
    No doubt you would be part of the 10-15%.
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  28. 04-30-11 06:07 PM #28
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    Can't you serve it on weekends Canuck? If it is true
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  29. 04-30-11 06:10 PM #29
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    b.s. equals i dont believe he is going to jail for marijuana, i'll leave the butt pluggin stats to you
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    No doubt you would be part of the 10-15%.
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  30. 04-30-11 06:11 PM #30
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    Don't you live in canada?
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  31. 04-30-11 06:14 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    b.s. equals i dont believe he is going to jail for marijuana, i'll leave the butt pluggin stats to you
    My bad
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    Last edited by excel; 04-30-11 at 06:23 PM.
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  34. 04-30-11 06:36 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.
    you an expert on homos or jails?

    I remember that prison show on HBO where they were all freaking queers..

    My rule is don't get caught . It's simple and easy to remember, that way I never have to find out how man rooster munchers make up the prison population
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  35. 04-30-11 06:39 PM #35
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