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    crustyme
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    whats it mean when a chick farts in your face?

    back in hs.... i was in class and in my seat when this chick walks by then lets out a fart right in front of my face! it wasnt a loud fart but silent and deadly. me and the guy next to me thought it was funny, she just kept walking like nothing happened.

    so what the hell was that all about? i used to think she had a litttle crush on me cause whenever i would sneeze she was the first to always say bless u and i would sometimes catch her looking at me.

    i never showed interest cause she was cute but not hot (rate her 7.5) and i was busy chasing after 9s and 10s.

    the funny part is later in the school year she asked me to vote for her as homecoming queen and even gave me a thank you gift. i said yes but didnt bother as sort of a revenge for the sneak gas attack. lol

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    yisman
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    It means that's where she wants it. It's a message.

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    pinchylarue
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    shes a nasty bitch bro

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    Junkyard Dog
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    she wanted you to pop that pussy cruster

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    Thats some vial shit and i would have donkey punched her. Unfukingreal that grosses me out.

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    Double Bogey
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    Means she probably has a rooster

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    Giving you her scent, obviously she Loves You!

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    yeah uhhh you guys are prob both gross as shit....ughhh u prob liked that shit

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    its what she thinks about your opinoin on basketball

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    ttwarrior1
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    back in highschool, u probaly mean a year ago then, roll eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinchylarue View Post
    shes a nasty bitch bro
    pinchy's hit the nail on the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    It means that's where she wants it. It's a message.


    Anal slut for sure

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    Stallion
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    eeeeewwww

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    I dont know what you're talking about....chicks don't fart

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    That's the type of stuff that turns me on

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    Dutch
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    Marking her fuking territory. You should be proud she cared enough to spray you with her fecal matter. It's a huge honor and what not.

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    downsouth
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    She's looks at you as irrelevant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Thats some vial shit and i would have donkey punched her. Unfukingreal that grosses me out.

    Lolz!

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    She ate beans.

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    crustyme
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Marking her fuking territory. You should be proud she cared enough to spray you with her fecal matter. It's a huge honor and what not.

    lol

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    you shouldnot be talking about man it means nothing good

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    ya she defiantly has a thing for you, you should probably get on hitting that

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    she likes to do nasty and kinky stuff.

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    she wants to see if your the marring type

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