1. 04-03-11 07:17 PM #36
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    That's just sick!
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  2. 04-03-11 07:17 PM #37
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    I wouldn't even want my ass licked!
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  3. 04-03-11 08:15 PM #38
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    I had a stipper who I was doing blow with that I met at a dance club want to do this. Mind you she paid for the coke and the room. I couldn't get hard, but went down on her twice. She wanted to toss my salad, but I took 2 e pills and I'm sure the sweat didn't make my ass smell like morning breeze. I declined and somehow I was able tog get as semi hard on for her to give me oral sex twice. The best part was when she was doing it, I was telling her something to the effect off su** daddy's ****. It was fun.

    There was one bag left of coke and niether of us wanted it. I left before her, yet had the key to the room. I went back an hour later and it was gone. She really took a liking to me and wanted to get together again. That very same afternoon I called her and told her I needed $200 for something, really wanted it to gamble, but she never called me back.
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  4. 04-03-11 08:23 PM #39
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    hell nah i just shit out of my ass
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  5. 04-03-11 08:31 PM #40
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    Rusty trombone
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  6. 04-03-11 08:46 PM #41
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    guess you don't have to wipe anymore if you can fidn a girl into it...
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  7. 04-03-11 09:12 PM #42
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    I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.
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  8. 04-03-11 10:03 PM #43
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    I love getting my salad tossed..
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  9. 04-03-11 10:06 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.
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  10. 04-03-11 10:12 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    If the chick was immediately out of the shower .......fuk why am I getting involved?

    haha was thinking the same thing

    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    I'll def agree with that. But I'm a freak so I'll be game to do mort stuff with a girl just nothing inside my ass
    lol agree,, nothings goin in my ass, but her whole body is game lol
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  11. 04-03-11 11:01 PM #46
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    haha Bear had to check out what you would say!
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  12. 04-03-11 11:05 PM #47
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    damn i didnt think ppl would take this seriously i sure didnt
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  13. 04-03-11 11:11 PM #48
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    Rimming is actually very popular.
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  14. 04-03-11 11:23 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by UZI Suicide View Post
    Only in prison. Extra jelly please, hold the syrup!

    Damn, you beat me to the tossed salad man punch. I was going to post that clip... I hope I never reach the tossed salad man's climate.
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  15. 04-03-11 11:23 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    damn i didnt think ppl would take this seriously i sure didnt
    I used to have a hyna that would toss salad only if I made her ***...
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  16. 04-03-11 11:25 PM #51
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    some things you just cant unsee
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  17. 04-03-11 11:26 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Damn, you beat me to the tossed salad man punch. I was going to post that clip... I hope I never reach the tossed salad man's climate.
    What show was that taking from?
    Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?
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  18. 04-03-11 11:42 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I used to have a hyna that would toss salad only if I made her ***...
    the name is quite fitting
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  19. 04-04-11 12:50 AM #54
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    It does not make you gay if a chick tosses you're salad. Those of you that have not had it done to you have no idea of the pleasure you are missing out on. stupid fukkers think it's a gay thing.
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  20. 04-04-11 02:18 AM #55
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    its "not a gay thing" but I must say theres just something disurbing about it for some reason
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  21. 04-04-11 02:24 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    What show was that taking from?
    Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?
    I believe it's from some HBO documentary from back in the day. Chris Rock got some good material from that show.
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  22. 04-04-11 03:22 AM #57
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    I wash my booty-hole and crack real good and even rub soap onto it. My booty-hole smells nice and fresh all-day long. I can't resist the urge to pick at my booty-hole sometimes just to get the nice scent on my finger for sniffing. It smells so good, more like a fruit salad if you ask anyone.

    I don't know wtf is wrong with the rest of you. Won't even let a woman lick/eat it? Prolly some hairy, dirty/unhygienic basement dwellers or something in here... too insecure to prod and properly wash your butt. I bet y'all the type to let the water run down your crack and actually think it's getting clean.

    My butthole is what keeps the ladies coming back for more and more.
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  23. 04-04-11 03:40 AM #58
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    wierd crap you always ask
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  24. 04-04-11 03:52 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryangene View Post
    What people will ask and post to try get the small points.. WOW
    Does posting a new topic give more points then writing a comment in an existing topic?
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  25. 04-04-11 05:05 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.
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  26. 04-04-11 05:14 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You can be on your knees. Like a girl in doggy style position. It gives her full access to rimming and ball sucking. And she can reach around and stroke your cawk at the same time.
    " like a Girl in diggy style position" anyway you slice it your still going to be in one of 3 bitch positions. Its not on my bucket list i'll have to take your word about the pleasure. Would you let your girl stick her finger in your ass too?
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  27. 04-04-11 05:23 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    What show was that taking from?
    Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?
    It's from an HBO documentary called PRISONERS OF THE WAR ON DRUGS. Chris Rock did a comedy bit about it that everybody knew in the mid '90s. The tossed salad man is only in the first 1/3rd of the documentary, but he's a treasure chest of comic gold. There's one part where he's recounting a story of how he got a drug debt repaid. He wistfully rubs his chin and says something like "an' I realize how I'm gonna get this money (dramatic pause) I'M GONNA SUCK THAT MAN'S DICK!"
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  28. 04-04-11 05:25 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by UZI Suicide View Post
    Only in prison. Extra jelly please, hold the syrup!

    classic
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  29. 04-04-11 10:29 AM #64
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    Chicks dig it.
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  30. 04-04-11 03:10 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    It's from an HBO documentary called PRISONERS OF THE WAR ON DRUGS. Chris Rock did a comedy bit about it that everybody knew in the mid '90s. The tossed salad man is only in the first 1/3rd of the documentary, but he's a treasure chest of comic gold. There's one part where he's recounting a story of how he got a drug debt repaid. He wistfully rubs his chin and says something like "an' I realize how I'm gonna get this money (dramatic pause) I'M GONNA SUCK THAT MAN'S DICK!"
    Yeah i figured it would be from HBO, it seemed like their style of doc.
    They should do anther one, i am getting sick and tired of MSNBC's ones, which are all basically the same.
    Interview Rack jobs, talk about gains, do strip searches, do drug seaches, a fight.
    and sometimes even a new correction officer gets fired because she smoked pot and the drug dog could tell.
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  31. 04-04-11 03:10 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Don't hate it unless you tried it at least once...........
    I am free anytime sir.
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  32. 04-04-11 03:13 PM #67
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    no but i'd like to give it a ghost at some point in my life.

    hopefully tomorrow.
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  33. 04-04-11 04:00 PM #68
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    He'll I would give it a go. In the heat of the moment with a hot girl anything is possible.

    Shit might try to see if the girl with the ass tat is game. She seems like she has the porn star mindset. And shit so do I. Hahaha
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  34. 04-04-11 04:00 PM #69
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    double post
    Last edited by shaggy3000; 04-04-11 at 08:59 PM.
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  35. 04-04-11 06:57 PM #70
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    It's the reason I shave my ass. Well, that and to be dingleberry free!
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