1. 04-02-11 11:50 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Help: Guys Girl Advice

    I can always count on my boys at SBR for this

    Of course the typical start..

    There is this girl........we met like 1 yr ago or so online

    We talked for all that time up until yesterday,..

    we had plans for her to move here with me and be together

    now she claims she is moving somewhere else no where near me

    no signals..out of blue

    I know she is in love with me...............

    She is in denial...

    She is going to some dump of an area

    Do I let her go tonight..

    gt back on match.com and show off my prick again

    make it available??
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  2. 04-02-11 11:55 PM #2
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    Sounds like it's time for a trip back to the porn store tomorrow, JJ. Remember to bring a Kohl's bag for the stuff in case they ran out of them.
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  3. 04-02-11 11:56 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload View Post
    Sounds like it's time for a trip back to the porn store tomorrow, JJ. Remember to bring a Kohl's bag for the stuff in case they ran out of them.

    I always end up back there with all the other guys that cannot get laid with every fukkin guys using the comb over to hide their bald spots
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  4. 04-02-11 11:58 PM #4
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    She is moving to CR I think. I was told maybe SSLP and Sharky had something to do with it.
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  5. 04-02-11 11:58 PM #5
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    http://www.chatroulette.com/

    show your prick there
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  6. 04-02-11 11:59 PM #6
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    go back to match.com... make another video of you burying a brick, that shit was hilarious. keep the girl on the back burner... always good to have options... especially if she like anal
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  7. 04-03-11 12:01 AM #7
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    Yes Zammer

    I never believe a word this chick says anyway, I know her like a book
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  8. 04-03-11 12:03 AM #8
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    ditch the dirty whore and work on the man to hand relationship
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  9. 04-03-11 12:07 AM #9
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    Doesn't loveline have you on some sort of most wanted list coach? I agree that the dating scene is pretty tough lately. Me and Rudrigo have been looking for hot women to make wives.We have had no luck so far.There is so much discrimination on the internet dating sites though. Can you believe i found this in the terms and conditions of Match.com?

    8. Ineligibility of Interested Parties

    Match Inc. Has the right to refuse access to undesirable parties outlined in subsection A32. Match Inc. has the right to remove any member that behaves in an inappropriate manner being defined as (harassment, verbal and non verbal, threats,...)

    Sub.A32
    Undesirable parties are defined and not limited to the following:
    Spindlers, Pinchers, Cue balls, Hernia Survivors, Yogi Picnic Basket Chasers, Turkish Bath Regulars, Steam Room Quarterbacks, Men aliased Joey Slats, Junkyard Owners, Bubble Gum Throwers, Serial Forum Posters, Pool Hose Fukkers, Bicurious Bears, Degenerate Messiahs, Inexplicable Dancing Sensations, Angry Roid Rim Rockers, Fake Jews,Barreled In Deli Connoisseurs and Men Possessing Under Endowed Appendages    .
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  10. 04-03-11 12:08 AM #10
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  11. 04-03-11 12:10 AM #11
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  12. 04-03-11 12:15 AM #12
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    ah haha
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  13. 04-03-11 12:17 AM #13
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    Funny shit. Follow her wherever she goes!
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  14. 04-03-11 12:26 AM #14
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    Heard she planning on moving to Detroit.
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  15. 04-03-11 12:32 AM #15
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    Drive the van over to Rutts and meet someone in person
    online dating.....
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  16. 04-03-11 12:36 AM #16
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    Minet let me know when your going to be there

    I live 20 minutes from that location

    She led me on I guess

    No biggie, if the jelly slacker is happy that's what matters.
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  17. 04-03-11 01:03 AM #17
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    she attended the charlie sheen show tonight, she is now charlies whore, too bad coach
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  18. 04-03-11 01:05 AM #18
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    How many times have you released to her over the phone? Can you see the "M" key on your black Macbook?
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  19. 04-03-11 01:16 AM #19
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    Fukk the hoodratt, JJ.....
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  20. 04-03-11 01:58 AM #20
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    You're beyond help, JJ.
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  21. 04-03-11 02:08 AM #21
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    Like everything

    fukk them

    moving on and keep moving
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  22. 04-03-11 04:39 AM #22
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    Guys you did not help me
    Although I an exhausted as I met someone in some porn video chat. It costed me $100 to get foot in foot buy now we might meet, she said come back tonight into chat. Hey you never know.
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  23. 04-03-11 05:01 AM #23
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    6:01am jj, go to bed you fukk.
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  24. 04-03-11 05:13 AM #24
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    I love this forum
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  25. 04-03-11 06:00 AM #25
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    BO$$$$$$!!!!

    Post some pics of your girl or send me some pics privately

    Thanks Boss
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    Man I could've got u some pu$$y for a hundo n that's just paying me the bitch would be free

    -Bo$$$$$
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  27. 04-03-11 06:07 AM #27
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    I like your style guy
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  28. 04-03-11 06:10 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I like your style guy
    Bet Bo$$ will be on ur fukkin retarded a$$ video next month
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  29. 04-03-11 08:18 AM #29
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    it's her loss jj. not yours.
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  30. 04-03-11 08:23 AM #30
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    Hey JJ I think the broad has a prick pal. Always a deal breaker ya know.
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  31. 04-03-11 09:16 AM #31
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    JJ-

    Shari gave me 2 infractions last night for posting Deuce's skype pic. She said I violated rule on posting personal info. Told me after the 2nd time it was my "last warning".(she even put "last warning" in bold type which made it even more omnious!)

    I fail to see how posting a pic that Deuce voluntarily put up on Skype chat is a "violation of privacy"?

    I refuse to be terrorized by Shari and her obese boytoy tire man! So.....you 2 can suck it:

    Deuce (Skype self portrait 3/28/11)

    I will not be terrorized!! If Shari suspends me......avenge me, boys!!
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  32. 04-03-11 09:20 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    JJ- Shari gave me 2 infractions last night for posting Deuce's skype pic. She said I violated rule on posting personal info. Told me after the 2nd time it was my "last warning".(she even put "last warning" in bold type which made it even more omnious!) I fail to see how posting a pic that Deuce voluntarily put up on Skype chat is a "violation of privacy"? I refuse to be terrorized by Shari and her obese boytoy tire man! So.....you 2 can suck it: Deuce (Skype self portrait 3/28/11) I will not be terrorized!! If Shari suspends me......avenge me, boys!!
    Opie on fire!
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