[bettilimbroke999]

Unfukinreal, Im never playin internet joker again

Ppl all the time sayin cake poker is rigged and I believe them, you will never go on losing streaks in real poker like you do on cake, I'm a winning player in real life and just get raped endlessly at cake and the players fukin suck but it just doesnt matter what you do the cards rape you every time

I buy in to 1/2 NL 4 handed (6 handed but 2 empty seats) for 200 bucks

Get K9 of diamonds and raise to 6 bucks and only BB calls, flop comes 962 with 2 diamonds, guy checks to me and I bet 12 bucks, guy raises to 32 I decide to slow play also thinkin maybe SIA gave this guy the usual hand to fuk me with like pocket 2s or 2 pair (in real life I would never think like this but on cake poker you get raped so much you become paranoid) so I just call, turn comes an 8 of clubs and guy bet 60 bucks, well this is a very loose player (like all the players at cake except you never beat them a hand somehow) and is fukin pot committing me anyway so I say fuk it if hes got it hes got it at least I got outs and I push all in and he calls me with fukin a6, dream come true to play a fish like this in real life but of course he rivers the non-diamond ace and busts me

So I rebuy like a sucker for 200...

I get a3 on button and raise to 6 and BB calls again, flop comes 332 and he bets 14 and I raise to 40 he calls, turn comes a 6 and he checks and I bet 50 he calls, river comes an ace and he goes all in (wtf?) and I call with my 3s full of Aces he of course was slowplayin pocket 6s and busts me again

**** internet poker!

[DroidHAM]

well I feel a little better about Taylor missing 2 free throws before the half to cost me $300 on the 1st half over last night, lol

[blackbeSSt]

Unfukinreal, Im never playin internet joker again

Ppl all the time sayin cake poker is rigged and I believe them

[Buried_PIRATE]

i dont trust the internet in general. one of my boys got a big score coming from nigeria tho, any day now. he only had to send 800 bucks to get it too.

[bettilimbroke999]

Its just fukin sick, I mean what are you supposed to do with those hands fukin fold em? Playin some lunatic that calls all ins with 2nd pair and gettin raped for 400 while hes got some monster balance, what a fukin nice start to the day, Im just glad I left or I'd prolly be down a grand right now, fukin internet poker sucks

[bettilimbroke999]

Ive finally convinced myself it must be rigged, Im like 1-9 my last 10 sessions of cake poker (nice of them to give me one winning session to keep me playing) and 9-1 my last 10 sessions of real life poker, I mean I size up those fukin fish and catch em every time at the casino but online they just fukin bend me over every fuckin hand

[chilidog]

Poker isn't rigged. They make their money on the rake.
The vast majority of sporting events (99.9%) aren't rigged, either.

Maybe you just don't have much luck with gambling lately?

[bettilimbroke999]

Poker isn't rigged. They make their money on the rake.
The vast majority of sporting events (99.9%) aren't rigged, either.

Maybe you just don't have much luck with gambling lately?

Yea yea yea, that's why AP stole 15 mil, UB stole 23 mil and that's what they were CAUGHT stealing, who knows how much they actually stole or are still stealing

Those were 2 good sized sites that are PROVEN to have been rigged

Cake is a micro site that offers 33% rakeback plus deposit bonuses and all sorts of shit so they prolly dont make much off the rake they would be 10x more likely to rape their customers and the sites prolly located in some third world country where they are "self" regulated so ya know theres no chance of it being rigged

[blackbeSSt]

Ive finally convinced myself it must be rigged, Im like 1-9 my last 10 sessions of cake poker (nice of them to give me one winning session to keep me playing) and 9-1 my last 10 sessions of real life poker, I mean I size up those fukin fish and catch em every time at the casino but online they just fukin bend me over every fuckin hand

of course it is! if i ain't holding the cards in my hand, i ain't playing. im not relying on a computer to help me out with a supposed RNG program.

[ttwarrior1]

wtf is sia, not the best cake site

[Deuce]

Bet til you're broke.

[bettilimbroke999]

Sportsinteraction, its one of a bunch of cake poker sites that all use the same poker software to have more ppl to rape

It consists of about 2000 players online at any given time about half of which are cake programmers

[boondoggle]

Just a heads up for those people who play on cake poker. Lee Jones resigned there abruptly about a month ago. Lee Jones is a stand up guy and for him to resign tells me not to play on cake poker.

[bettilimbroke999]

I got an email from Cake poker, very strange:

Hi,

We noticed you stopped playing after losing 400 today may we ask why?

Reply:

Yes I fuckin got pwned by your rigged ass software

Reply:

Are you mad bc we raped you too quickly, some of our programmers call this killing the sheep, we will refund some of your money if youll play again

Reply:

WTF! Go to hell cocksuckers!

Reply:

Sorry sir, please come back and enjoy our tables Im sure your luck will improve

[kiln]

The number of times you use the word "rape" inappropriately leads one to believe you have deep seated anxieties about your masculinity.

[Kindred]

bad players have more suckouts because they get their money in bad

[ChileCheese]

The number of times you use the word "rape" inappropriately leads one to believe you have deep seated anxieties about your masculinity.

[DrStale]

Half of your posts are bitching about how everything is rigged or gambling is total luck and youre never going to do it again. You have more of these posts than anyone ive ever seen. So either youre the only one getting "raped" or you're just an idiot. My money's on the later, especially since you deposited another 200 right after "you got raped by their bullshit software"

[Richkas]

I got an email from Cake poker, very strange:

Hi,

We noticed you stopped playing after losing 400 today may we ask why?

Reply:

Yes I fuckin got pwned by your rigged ass software

Reply:

Are you mad bc we raped you too quickly, some of our programmers call this killing the sheep, we will refund some of your money if youll play again

Reply:

WTF! Go to hell cocksuckers!

Reply:

Sorry sir, please come back and enjoy our tables Im sure your luck will improve

[in2thethickofit]

at any rate, sorry you lost...sucks!

[keyboarding]

i dont trust the internet in general. one of my boys got a big score coming from nigeria tho, any day now. he only had to send 800 bucks to get it too.

[FourLengthsClear]

Half of your posts are bitching about how everything is rigged or gambling is total luck and youre never going to do it again. You have more of these posts than anyone ive ever seen. So either youre the only one getting "raped" or you're just an idiot. My money's on the later, especially since you deposited another 200 right after "you got raped by their bullshit software"

Based on my limited time here, I had already reached this conclusion.

[k13]

I get raped at Poker Stars everyday but I still have money in my account and never deposit.

Online Poker is a bitch and you are playing with biggest piles of shit walking god's green earth.

[Jimmy Proffett]

chalk it up to variance imo

[Numenor80]

sounds pretty standard imo. Variance, I agree.

[nosniboR11]

cake has gone downhill

[WeinketoWarrick]

Didn't realize people even played poker at SIA...

[cankid]

I know many guys that have played both for many yrs, and they swear they will only play live now

[Jimmy Proffett]

I started playing about 6-7 years ago both live and online. I've taken some of the most insanely retarded beats of all time live; doesn't seem like I give them out as much in live games. Online I'd say it's 50-50 in terms of giving/receiving bad beats.

[Extra Innings]

Yea yea yea, that's why AP stole 15 mil, UB stole 23 mil and that's what they were CAUGHT stealing, who knows how much they actually stole or are still stealing

Those were 2 good sized sites that are PROVEN to have been rigged

Cake is a micro site that offers 33% rakeback plus deposit bonuses and all sorts of shit so they prolly dont make much off the rake they would be 10x more likely to rape their customers and the sites prolly located in some third world country where they are "self" regulated so ya know theres no chance of it being rigged

And to add credence to your argument....they were caught by accident.

[bettilimbroke999]

Half of your posts are bitching about how everything is rigged or gambling is total luck and youre never going to do it again. You have more of these posts than anyone ive ever seen. So either youre the only one getting "raped" or you're just an idiot. My money's on the later, especially since you deposited another 200 right after "you got raped by their bullshit software"

The other half the time I win so no need to bitch

[horja1]

Poker isn't rigged. They make their money on the rake.
The vast majority of sporting events (99.9%) aren't rigged, either.

Maybe you just don't have much luck with gambling lately?

"we make money from rake so why should the game be rigged?"

so they can make a lot more money ....

[bettilimbroke999]

...

[vividjohn45]

sorry about the losses. sometimes. poker can kick ur azz.

[sharpcircle]

Cake is not a scam, did very well on it before the network slowed down a ton.