Unfukinreal, Im never playin internet joker again
Ppl all the time sayin cake poker is rigged and I believe them, you will never go on losing streaks in real poker like you do on cake, I'm a winning player in real life and just get raped endlessly at cake and the players fukin suck but it just doesnt matter what you do the cards rape you every time
I buy in to 1/2 NL 4 handed (6 handed but 2 empty seats) for 200 bucks
Get K9 of diamonds and raise to 6 bucks and only BB calls, flop comes 962 with 2 diamonds, guy checks to me and I bet 12 bucks, guy raises to 32 I decide to slow play also thinkin maybe SIA gave this guy the usual hand to fuk me with like pocket 2s or 2 pair (in real life I would never think like this but on cake poker you get raped so much you become paranoid) so I just call, turn comes an 8 of clubs and guy bet 60 bucks, well this is a very loose player (like all the players at cake except you never beat them a hand somehow) and is fukin pot committing me anyway so I say fuk it if hes got it hes got it at least I got outs and I push all in and he calls me with fukin a6, dream come true to play a fish like this in real life but of course he rivers the non-diamond ace and busts me
So I rebuy like a sucker for 200...
I get a3 on button and raise to 6 and BB calls again, flop comes 332 and he bets 14 and I raise to 40 he calls, turn comes a 6 and he checks and I bet 50 he calls, river comes an ace and he goes all in (wtf?) and I call with my 3s full of Aces he of course was slowplayin pocket 6s and busts me again
**** internet poker!