[Auto Donk]

but for ballerhollic's epic .5/.10 efforts, this place would really be dead as a hammer, or whatever the hell everyone used to say it was when there was only one-2 posts per week.....

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Think it has slowed-down after the Big Tournament.

Will come back to life in a little while.

[sweep]

How about contributing a play related thread....get this place jump started Donker.

[Auto Donk]

fuk that, no one wants to read a bunch of bullshit about whether I, or they, shoiuld've folded or three bet this or that.....

there's only one thing that's always a hit across any SBR subforum, and it's this:

(this is somehwat POKER related, as it involves wannabe/part time poker pro Jayde Nicole, who, by the way, had ample cleavage on display at the table next to mine at the wsop a few years back)....

[RudyRuetigger]

don't worry, there will be a bunch of bitching when world cup is announced

[sweep]

anyone free at the moment???

lets play 5/10....50/bb min buy-in

[Ballerholic]

thanks donk, why doesn't somebody else start a poker tracking thread, or at least some good degen poker stories. BTW I don't know if I'd be calling it a .05/.10 thread anymore...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'd poker.

[SharpAngles]

Made Jade Nicole cry when I busted her out of an LA poker classic prelim event a few years back. Donk bet a dry flop, fired turn and river gave me a bigger 2 pair to beat her flopped top and bottom. Very sore loser.

[Auto Donk]

Made Jade Nicole cry when I busted her out of an LA poker classic prelim event a few years back. Donk bet a dry flop, fired turn and river gave me a bigger 2 pair to beat her flopped top and bottom. Very sore loser.

i'd make her cry and sore.....

and not by playing poker..... (well, maybe what diggity had in mind when he said he'd poke her)

[katstale]

Well, here is something for the "when SBR decides its time for you to lose, just bend over" faithful. Yesterday I am minding my own business just waiting for my next QQ or above so I can shove. So I get a nothing hand which I would have folded from any position EXCEPT I am in the big blind and no one raised it up so I could fold. And then this.... adios amigo
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 6295706
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:50:13 11/01/2017 ET
Table 'Table 70461', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $100, Big Blind $200
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : defender, amount $2457, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : k6mike9, amount $3483, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : dare, amount $6000, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : mayberry, amount $1840, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : Ra77er, amount $4544, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : katstale, amount $3375, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : jtoler, amount $1119, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : kidk, amount $2330, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Ra77er: Small Blind ($100)
katstale: Big Blind ($200)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to katstale: [9h, 7s]
jtoler: Call ($200)
kidk: Call ($200)
defender: Call ($200)
k6mike9: Fold
dare: Fold
mayberry: Fold
Ra77er: Call ($100)
katstale: Check [btn] ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [8h, Th, Jd]
Ra77er: Check ($0)
katstale: Bet [btn] ($3175)
jtoler: Fold
kidk: Call ($2130)
defender: Fold
Ra77er: Call ($3175)
Ra77er: Show Cards ($0)
katstale: Show Cards ($0)
kidk: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7h]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Ra77er: Show Cards ($0)
katstale: Show Cards ($0)
kidk: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7390, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $2090, Rake $0
Summary Ra77er: bet $3375, won $9480, net $6105, HoleCards [Js, Jc], HiHand [a full house, jacks full of sevens] [Js, Jd, Jc, 7h, 7c], won $7390 from main pot, won $2090 from side pot #1
Summary katstale: bet $3375, won $0, net $-3375
Summary kidk: bet $2330, won $0, net $-2330

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Donk, nice pics.

[Auto Donk]

Those pics ain't shit.....

go to 3:16 of this vid if you want to see something impressive:



doesn't 3:16 have some biblical significance?????

this could be the long-awaited Seventh Sign of the apocolypse.......


better get out the ouiji board and call up David Koresh and Jim Jones

[SharpAngles]

Trust me donker photoshop works miracles for this one

Solid pass if you ran across her in the "poker grinder" state and the voice is not doing any favors

[astro61200]

Get the scarf unbanned. He can tell us all his epic poker stories from his massive daily multitable sessions.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

why does jtoler find the need to show us every hand he has? Even in BB when everyone else has folded

[daneblazer]

What is the player pool like at Bovada/Ignition like now?

Less skilled/more skilled than before the move?