1. 04-23-16 10:48 PM #1
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    Dfwtd......

    They obviously didn't get that message, "D F W T D," in the poker room of the Royal Caribbean vessel that The Donk and the Donk's Very Beautiful Better Half are sailing on in the Caribbean......

    Donk wins a free cruise and an entry into another $100,000 tourney this December on the Allure of the Seas out of Fort Lauderdale, back into the Caribbean this Fall for the "Royal Poker Tour Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament Championship".....

    Have fun, donks, and someone send me an update as to who is winning the sbr poker cup world thingy....

    Back to the casino to play .... that's right..... more poker.... up $1,450 or so in three nights of cash games...

    Kick ass team usa, confeds, and BeerDog!!!!!

    (what can I say, he's canadian, but he's a class act who I always like to see kick ass in the world cup!!! and last year he mowed em down for the canucks)

    ps.... Donk even wore his "lucky shirt," the one he wore during his first major wsop cash 9 years ago......

    fits a little tighter, but I still used it and my piercing glare to bully my way back into the caribbean this fall.....

    indeed, DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK:
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  2. 04-24-16 12:26 AM #2
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    GREAT JOB!... showed those MOFOS how we do it here on SBR.

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  3. 04-24-16 12:33 AM #3
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    biter, these mo fos couldn't hold the jockstraps vs. guys like you, jake, tdb, mpas, ochocinco, sinmeido, and some of the others whose names I simply don't have time to type...

    off to do the thing I do much better than play poker......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    off to do the thing I do much better than play poker......
    HOLLA

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    HOLLA

    Remember, ya owe me a one-stroke shoutout

    this maneuver almost backfired, as when I yelled out "biteme!!!!" she immediately went from doggy style, via a quick rollover 180, into a 69-ish style position (with her on bottom), and gnawed on my wood like a rat on a cheeto.....

    thank God I was able to bail off to the side as she positioned my nuts for similar treatment via an attempted "toothed teabaggin'".....

    I have to think these things through a little better in the future

    a little shot of us before i damn near had to stay in cozumel with Mexi-Medical being in charge of the fate of my sack.....
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  6. 04-25-16 05:23 AM #6
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    N1 Donk!
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