1. 07-16-15 03:45 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    My sister is off limits pal

    EDIT: oh thats me, we're both so fkn sexy it's hard to tell sometimes. Now I'm a little creeped
    Fine... feign coyness.

    Mother available?



    ... as anyone can see by my handsome face I'm even cuter then stickyrice
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  2. 07-16-15 03:54 PM #37
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    Not gonna lie, you're alright for a horse, but may be out of my moms league. Besides, her and my dad are madly in love to this day...Still can't help randomly making out after all these years

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  3. 07-16-15 04:00 PM #38
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    Ok, so, IOW... Family of PRUDES.

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  4. 07-16-15 04:12 PM #39
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    Shocking developments.....

    I showed her your pic as a joke, and she dropped a bombshell!! She feels I'm finally mature enough to know this.... but.......I don't know. Not even sure what it all means...

    Turns out my pops went impotent years ago and they've started living the "cuckold" lifestyle(not sure, I'll google later to check). She got worked up after seeing you and demanded I ask that you come be her and my dads "cuckmaster"?? I don't know what that is but plz help her she's a real nice lady.
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  5. 07-16-15 04:28 PM #40
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    She perused the forum and has asked me to extend the invite to Auto Donk as well. She must see what a thoughtful and caring guy you are and think you can help her too. I promise shes really nice.
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    ^^ Would never work.

    After I got done and donker went in for sloppy seconds, this is about how it would feel for him w/your mom:

    http://i.imgur.com/njP8QxN.webm

    Don't want to create unnecessary friction with SBR brethren so....

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  7. 07-16-15 07:01 PM #42
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    The hells going on here
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  8. 07-16-15 07:19 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    The hells going on here
    daner... sharpy & I are just floating some script ideas for Breaking Bad: Season 6 to see the reaction.

    We're on writing staff for them.

    We'll post a Walt hand history from a SBR donkament if that'll make you feel more comfortable.

    Plus... you'll never guess Walt's SBR name...
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  9. 07-16-15 07:31 PM #44
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    Cruel biter, cruel.

    Remember when you thought they'd release the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup? Remember the disappoint when you found you were hoaxed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Cruel biter, cruel.

    Remember when you thought they'd release the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup? Remember the disappoint when you found you were hoaxed?
    Ha Ha... joke's on YOU.

    Sure I was disappointed, but then I just hooked up with JoJo & Shari and *made my own sequel*.


    p.s. -- could prolly be persuaded to send some HD copies for the right amount of betpoints

    Make an offer, daner
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  11. 07-16-15 09:34 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    The hells going on here
    Sorry dane. I just get a little defensive being compared to a standard donkey when I'm such a rare and exotic Z-Donk! My stripes are very faint so I've gotten that my whole life and I'm sick of it!

    Now that biter has declined, my hopes for a satisfied Zonk mother lie in the hands of the Donk. I hope he's man enough.
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