1. 09-14-14 02:42 PM #1
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    Prop Bet, Please.....

    hey sbr... put up a prop bet, please, for estoxx and BeerDog winning and hitting the bounty, respectively, in next week's "SBR Stick the Prick In Auto's Backdoor" saturday trny. I will put my two remaining betpoints on it, and at 1/234,847,068,009,069,069 odds, once I win (miraculously), I will then have enough points to 1. pay off carseller's debt to tdb, and 2. outright buy SBR.

    Once my purchase of your company is complete, I will promptly cancel the upcoming Bash, and reschedule it for Costa Rica, at your headquarters. With even more of the excess pts I win, i will fly every sbr member down to C.R. put them up in the best all-inclusive resort there is for a week, and then have a giant "IMPLOSION PARTY" at SBR headquarters, where members can revel in the their worst beat stories, ripped off by sbr stories, etc., etc., and then watch your shanty, uh, i mean, uh, "headquarters," be blown to bits by a coked-up chimp who's trippin balls.......

    afterwards, the donkey show, featuring u know who..... will be on me as well!!!!
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  2. 09-14-14 02:59 PM #2
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    watching this downward spiral unfold before me

    gut feeling your last video you make is along these lines Donk



    those first 7 seconds say it all
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  3. 09-14-14 09:10 PM #3
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    all I hear is WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  4. 09-14-14 09:19 PM #4
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  5. 09-15-14 04:36 AM #5
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    I'm just going to carry on believing it's mostly schtick and Donk isn't really Konck's ghost.
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  6. 09-15-14 08:23 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    watching this downward spiral unfold before me

    gut feeling your last video you make is along these lines Donk



    those first 7 seconds say it all
    that video still makes me cry.... that young 22 yr old virgin, havin never even kissed a girl, with his bmw, porn-star good looks..... I have no clue why girls weren't attracted to such a self-described "perfect guy." How the fck could they not throw themselves at such a "supreme gentleman?" If I was a ucsb sorority ho, ida f'd his brains out instead of getting shot by him!!!!

    Bongo and I had so much respect for this guy, we got matching "TRUE ALPHA MALE" T-shirts so that his massacre of sorority bitches and pussyodic suicide will never be forgotten!!!!
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  7. 09-15-14 11:08 AM #7
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    The hit n run chronicles!!!!!

    sbr malfunction............
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  8. 09-15-14 01:17 PM #8
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    the "SBR Stick the Prick In Auto's Backdoor" almost made me spit out my drink in laughter
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