1. 06-14-14 06:10 PM #1
    mikejamm
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    Can somebody explain this stupid bullshit to me!

    How the fuk do I not have high hand here?


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 4317804
    $0.50/$1 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (No Limit) - 17:43:00 14/06/2014 ET
    Table 'Night in Bangkok', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $0.50, Big Blind $1
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : bavaria9, amount $129.85, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 3 (playing) : blackbart, amount $16.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $67.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : zjohnzzz, amount $25, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : empiremaker, amount $92.91, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 10 (playing) : konck, amount $26.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    konck: Small Blind ($0.50)
    bavaria9: Big Blind ($1)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [5d, Kc, 9d, 8h]
    blackbart: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1)
    empiremaker: Call ($1)
    konck: Call ($0.50)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3d, 2c, As]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Bet [btn] ($1)
    empiremaker: Fold
    konck: Call ($1)
    bavaria9: Call ($1)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [4s]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Bet [btn] ($3)
    konck: Call ($3)
    bavaria9: Call ($3)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [7s]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Check [btn] ($0)
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    konck: Show Cards ($0)
    bavaria9: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Muck ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $15.20, Rake $0.80
    Summary bavaria9: bet $5, won $7.60, net $2.60, HoleCards [5s, Qc, 5h, 7h], LoHand [7, 5, 3, 2, A for low] [7h, 5s, 3d, 2c, As], won $7.60 from main pot
    Summary mikejamm: bet $5, won $0, net $-5, HoleCards [5d, Kc, 9d, 8h]
    Summary konck: bet $5, won $7.60, net $2.60, HoleCards [Ah, Td, Ac, Ts], HiHand [three of a kind, aces] [As, Ah, Ac, 7s, 4s], won $7.60 from main pot

    Last time I checked As, 2c, 3d, 4s, 5d is a fuk'in Straight, so how does knock win high hand with 3 of a kind? Am I fuk'in missing something here?
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  2. 06-14-14 06:26 PM #2
    daneblazer
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    Gotta use two from your hand and 3 from the board. Omaha is a tough game
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  3. 06-14-14 06:38 PM #3
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    Dont feel like a stoop....even some pros can admit they at least once effed up the rule when counting outs.
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  4. 06-14-14 06:53 PM #4
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    oh ok duh, I'm fuk'in drunk and pissed! Not think'in straight and gett'ing fuk'ed every hand as usual! Fuk'in sbr poker bullshit! Thanks Dane.
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  5. 06-14-14 06:54 PM #5
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    Classic Mikespamm.
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  6. 06-15-14 01:38 AM #6
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    fuk, i just need to quick fuk'in play'in Omaha! I obviously suck at it!
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  7. 06-15-14 08:58 PM #7
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    I can't explain that any better than dane, but I can tell wussywaves the following:

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  8. 06-15-14 11:24 PM #8
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    Mike, if you can't understand rules that 2 year olds could grasp ("goo goo, ga ga, use 2 cards to make hand, ga ga") then maybe that should clue you in to why youre always whining about SBR poker... you are an idiot and you suck
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  9. 06-16-14 01:48 AM #9
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    Its only game, not more?
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  10. 06-16-14 07:29 AM #10
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    Clearly SBR is trying to cheat Mike again.

    There's really no other explanation.
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  11. 06-17-14 12:29 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    Mike, if you can't understand rules that 2 year olds could grasp ("goo goo, ga ga, use 2 cards to make hand, ga ga") then maybe that should clue you in to why youre always whining about SBR poker... you are an idiot and you suck
    Yeah whatever dinosaur pedophile child fuk'er. I know how the fuk'in game works dip shit, just posted the thread to fuk with jack ass c u m eaters like you and centydouche!
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  12. 06-17-14 12:31 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Clearly SBR is trying to cheat Mike again.

    There's really no other explanation.
    Go find your bottom bitch seaweed and cornhole each other! Clearly its been a couple of hours since you two last circle jerked!
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  13. 06-17-14 09:32 AM #13
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    It wouldn't surprise me if Mikespamm was AutoDonkey's ghost.

    SBR, please conduct a full investigation.
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  14. 06-17-14 11:05 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me if Mikespamm was AutoDonkey's ghost.

    SBR, please conduct a full investigation.
    hahaha....... boo!!!
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  15. 06-17-14 11:46 AM #15
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    My first times playing poker was with a group of guys from work, and it was always dealers choice and always heavy drinking...I'd bet there were at least a dozen times I thought I had the winner only to realize it was only using one card from hand. It's an easy mistake to make until you've played a bunch of omaha; for example, I bet pavy would never mess it up with his millions of hands on SBR
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  16. 06-17-14 02:27 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hahaha....... boo!!!
    bobbo musta saw us playin the other day, donker

    We's BUSTED!!!!

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