Newest Study shows that fish most commonly believe that they are sharks.
This is not a thread to discuss SBR Poker but I will just say we have lot of sharks here on the forum and leave it at that...
-(a)ever notice the mental Shark* at the table who is just dying to blurt out the words donk and fish to any and everyone the first second they win or loose a flip?
-(b)ever notice that mostly 2 type of conversation between players pertaining to poker is just a big circle jerk or just another I'm awesome and you are terrible statement.
ex.(a) player1- You are such a great player!
player2- No no no you are a great player!
player1- Well if I'm great then you are the greatest!
player2- Yeah I guess I am if you say so but you are the greatest ever!
player1- Yea we are both great! (cue Tony the Tiger saying...)
Meanwhile player 3 is stealing blinds, 3betting them both light like a boss and folding every time they bet big because they have the nuts. All in silence.
Player 1 and 2 are typical poker sharks*
Player3 really dosent even need a cool poker name to stroke his ego, he is just winning...or does he?
ex.(b)
player1 looses a big flip 22 < A4o
player1- you are so horrible you fish I cant believe how bad you suck
player2- shut up you donk you are an idiot I am a poker pro and I win flips for a living.
player1- I eat pieces of donkey like you for breakfast
player2- You eat donkey for breakfast?...oh snap I got you, now I own your life and your kids fool ,wut!
player1- look at your graph, I just looked you up on scope, now I know everything.
player2- lets play heads up, I dare you to play me right now at some stake that either of us never play at.
player1- dude my rooster is so much bigger than yours lets play 1k-2k
player2- now way my dick is huge meet me at 1 mill 2 mill
player1- fine I'll meet you there then we can both pull out our cocks at the same time and take a pictures to prove that...
player1- I can't wait. Just hold on I have to go steal my Moms CC real quick to reload my account,
I spent my last 5 dollars on this rebuy
meanwhile player 3 traps player 2 for his whole stack and eliminates him. tags them both as sharks* and uses the chips to run over the table and make a deep run.
player2 spends the next hour on the rail complaining about how unlucky he is and how terrible every plays.
Ok so maybe it seems a little over the top not but umm its really not... its just the G rated version
This is just barely scratching the surface guys and I'm just looking to start a conversation, share some ideas and maybe just maybe depending on interest do something a little bigger. I can't say just yet but lets just see.
If little else have a good laugh it never hurts.
Why?- Well I've been around here a little while now and its been said before that the poker forum has had little to offer and at times just a ghost town. Will it suddenly change? I doubt it will or even can quickly but I do know that there are some good players here and some of them are just not front and center. On top of that there some players here who may not be crushing, winning or breaking even but they already put in a little volume and clearly are able to gain something. Where do you fit? shark* or shark ? If you want to improve your game and make more $$$ then at the moment it might not even matter.
I want to lure a few of our better players out into this discussion and if not them just some poker players who feel like doing something other than reading poker books from 07' ,posting bad beat stories and talking about how rigged poker is(happening at every poker table everywhere btw).
Poker forums are a dime a dozen these days and this could be done and is being done other places but we
have a somewhat small player pool relative to most a I see this as an advantage. Just the fact that I know a bunch of you from the freerolls here and some of you know me... a little. I don't always share stuff that is valuable to me with others unless I'm asked or there is some kind or back and forth. There are a few really good Cappers here and they don't say "hey Jedi fukin hammer this play its freemoney", and I don't really ask either. I know most guys here are not touts and I'm not a tout. Most guys here are not bad guys and even some guys who are here act like diks but I dont really care maybe I'm one of em. It dosen't matter to me one bit.
I didn't write this long as post to discuss SBR poker or form some SBR super poker team!
Why me? Let me start buy saying that I've played over 9 Trillion hands in the last month, all on some annon network so I can't provide a graph or even a screen name to back it up, wanna talk poker and buy a book?
Yeah I didnt think so! But let me put a couple things out there that one who has read this far may want to know because I would.
-I play a lot of poker, I'm not looking do dump a bunch of numbers, names, games or graphs but I feel very comfortable saying in the last year more pure volume poker than most here. For sure most but I could be beat in that aspect and never know it but it doesn't matter. Point is I'm putting time and a lot of hands.
I started working on mental game stuff for poker around a year ago and it largely improved my results and even helped me with stuff outside of poker in my personal life. I spent way to much time even as a winning player thinking that if I was winning that I didn't need to work on my game. Looking back this was almost than just falling on my face and started over and its common.
A while back I realize (learn) that not only am I not putting enough work into my game but that players who are part of groups or just have a few tight friends working together had a huge edge over me. I know very few people who like to play like I do. My family doesn't gamble and my girl has no clue.
So many people in today's games are benifitting from coaching each other up and calling each other out on mistakes, players are staking each other, hand history review, sweat sessions and it goes on and on, this is happening at the highest levels of the game!
So what this leads me to say is... I want that, I remember when I first learned about rakeback years ago I was like why the hell didn't some one tell about that before and this is back in the days of FTP in the US. Some players today still never even heard about this...
Yeah I could pay for some over priced coaching maybe easier and I'm on a few paid forums but in the long run I think there is more to be gained.
I've been a winning player for a while. But with that said I have also been on some stupid swings, crazy monkey tilt, made bad bank roll management mistakes and have fallen in a few other holes along the way on and off the felt. I have been every retard player in the examples I posted above (except stealing my Moms CC but not important) and other stuff. Not looking to be part of a circle jerk.
For a while now I've been debating on posting something like this and honestly I can't get my point across or my ideas on paper easily. I would not be shocked to get very little response or even trolled witch I almost expect. This is likely not for the large number of poster/players. Even if 10 players wanted to start something and we ended up with 3-4 that were for real in my mind it would be a huge win, and actually convert to $$$.
Think about it-
Strategy (not how to play AA preflop)
Player refferals
General poker info (places to play,bonus's contests soft games, tournies ...ect)
Poker software (what to get and how to use)
Hand History reviews
HUD -set up and how to
Mental game support
Bank roll Management
Sweat sessions with open constructive criticism
Skype/webinar coaching. (I've been in a lot of free Webinar's with some great players, i've never posted or shared any links... dunno why)
And all the other shit I can't think of right now, but there is more
I've been sitting on a lot of this stuff and really some am still continuing to learn but I'm gonna do this with maybe a few guys from SBR or I just find some where else.
I'm not selling anything here guys I just want a few guys do buy into an idea and get something going, it won't happen over night. I don't care if I have to carry some one for a bit, maybe some one is gonna carry me in the beginning.
I'm officially taking your temperature SBR Poker maybe there is a little life yet to be seen, or maybe just a few guys want to crawl out of it, if not well... gl I guess.
-Jedi-
P.S.
*=fish but you know that