[Scrappy Do]

Ok, so all day at work I was thinking this is the last week for Poker Tourneys and I really need any advantage I can get to finish strong. Then it hit me.. you made this epic thread http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...nt.html?slf=36 and showed how you got your first win. If it worked for you, why the penetrate wont it work for me. After a few hours installing and configuring my system, I almost have it, but need your help to fully utilize your elite skills. Here is where I am at.



1. First off I cannot for my life figure out what icon you have pinned between IE and Firefox. Could you elaborate please. I feel this is a major component and as you see I am entered in the 6pm so kinda in a rush.

2. I paid very close attention to where you placed the tourney window and got as close as I could.

3. I was going to follow your exact links and have them open as I played but this is where the problems started so I improvised a bit and hope this is not a major thing, but some things I cannot do like...
A. I am not into gay porn at all so instead of The Giant webcam, I went with Abella Anderson one of my favorite Latino honey's. She is amazing. (May have to rub one out real fast as to not mess up the keyboard during play) If you consider going straight, google her, she is amazing.
B. I am also not into cheating at poker as the fun in me is winning legit so instead I went with How to dominate Poker. I know its not the same, but the results were good, and I studied it all day at work.
C. I am not sure why I would ever need to know how to bury a dead body, (don't you dig a hole, throw the body in, and cover?) especially have the need to youtube it. But in keeping with your death/burial/funeral theme I decided to load up some good ass 1965 Thunderkiss from White Zombie. Man I am gonna be pumped while playing!!
D. I noticed you were following a thread by Deemer and since I epic buried his ass earlier this week http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/2262998-fukking-barelled-video-bailout-play.html for calling me a douche in his gay ass video for no penetrating reason, I decided to load that thread instead and use it as inspiration as he can't pick shit.

4. I also noticed you had a lot of toolbars, so I loaded as many as I could till my system started running like total shit. I hope this doesn't affect SBR poker in a bad way as most the time now my browser says cannot display the page. Also, my laptop fans are screaming to high hell. Maybe you did this to possibly slow the other players down, I dunno. So I figured, you have 4 I have 11, and 11 is lucky! Please elaborate here strongly.

5. You also had 2 Word documents open and I have no idea what they are. Can you give me the subject and I can take it from there please? I loaded blank doc's hoping to fill them in after my epic wins following your strategy.

In summation, I appreciate you sharing with us, and I have done all I can to follow your lead. Hopefully you can enlighten me some more and I can finish REAL STRONG in the contest! Thanks again man, your the greatest!

[zwoeins]

[Gruntworker]

I honestly had no idea it was even possible to have that many toolbars, good one