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    Poker Championship Group Last Longer 50pts

    Anyone that is playing in the SBR Poker Championship and wants to be included in the group last longer bet, post in here and send me your 50 points. Points have to be in before the start of the tournament - obviously- and I'll pay them out to the winner once the Championship is complete.

    Points have to be sent (no verbal "I'll pay later") in order for you to be in the last longer bet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Anyone that is playing in the SBR Poker Championship and wants to be included in the group last longer bet, post in here and send me your 50 points. Points have to be in before the start of the tournament - obviously- and I'll pay them out to the winner once the Championship is complete.

    Points have to be sent (no verbal "I'll pay later") in order for you to be in the last longer bet.
    I'M IN.

    ...and I'll just pay later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    I'M IN.

    ...and I'll just pay later.
    Pay now you sexy beast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Pay now you sexy beast.


    You said we couldn't say "I'll pay later".

    I clearly said "I'll just pay later".

    I added an extra word. A real one in the English language, too. Seems well within the rules previously stated.

    Or are you now trying to CHANGE the rules???


    And you wonder why I wanted Carseller to hold the points...

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    Didn't I already have a thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Didn't I already have a thread?
    4 out of 5 SBR'ers agreed in a poll that this thread is BETTER.

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    It's like the Neumanieum from Seinfeld. Battle is on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Didn't I already have a thread?

    Just wanted a non-clusted thread where people posted their points for the group last longer. Or else it's going to end up with 20 guys saying "sure, I'm in" but with no one putting up points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Battle is on.

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    I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.
    Hahaha naw, nothing like that. I just wanted to have one thread to post points, which hasn't worked out at all. Tat can still get 100% credit for this. I thought this would be easier and it has failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I am interested but now confused on which thread to send points in. It appears gummo just wanted to steal Tats thunder.
    I'm totally confused now as well.

    Maybe I should start another thread???....

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    Jezus

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Jezus
    Well... unlike you... I WANT the credit.

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    I hate all of you.

    But still want to make sweet love to most of you.

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    Even though you just confused the entire forum Gummo I think you're a swell guy so I'm gonna send the first 50 points in this thread for the group last longer. My thread will remain open for anyone that wants H2H last longers with a fish like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Just wanted a non-clusted thread...
    Hear ya... then guys like tat & downsouth come along to muck it all up and turn a good idea into a clusterfuk of a thread.

    UNREAL those guys.

    I'll even take a smidgen of some blame ( ~.0000001%) but I wouldn't have even posted in this thread if Beerdog hadn't insisted I do so in PM.

    But, for my small part in sending this well-intentioned thread into the crapper... I sincerely offer you this for penance:






    ...where people posted their points for the group last longer.
    Or else it's going to end up with 20 guys saying "sure, I'm in" but with no one putting up points.
    WORD

    (start another thread)

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    Points sent, good luck guys!

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    biters avatar has my thoughts all sorts of jumbley... can't figure out what to do now
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    GUMMO77 gave zam77 550 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerDog99 View Post
    Points sent, good luck guys!
    So this is gonna be the official thread?

    Well, ok I guess but Gummo in ALL FAIRNESS, I'm gonna deduct a point that you'll be responsible for simply because of all the confusion you caused.

    In your heart... you know that's more than fair.

    49 sent

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    I'm in. Points sent.

    I'm sorry BiteMe is ruining your thread with his nonsense, Gummo. Please understand that most of us appreciate all the hard work you put into this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    So this is gonna be the official thread?

    Well, ok I guess but Gummo in ALL FAIRNESS, I'm gonna deduct a point that you'll be responsible for simply because of all the confusion you caused.

    In your heart... you know that's more than fair.

    49 sent
    Covering the final 2% is my pleasure.

    Much love.
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    7 in so far with 350 to the winner.
    Last edited by GUMMO77; 09-14-12 at 10:16 PM.

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    in

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm in. Points sent.

    I'm sorry BiteMe is ruining your thread with his nonsense, Gummo. Please understand that most of us appreciate all the hard work you put into this.
    Look at post #1. It's TWO sentences, ffs. Does that constitute "hard work" in your world, Giant?

    Are you the kind of guy that wants a "Standing O" from your co-workers upon returning to your cubie from taking a dump in the office lavatory?

    Yeah... I think you are.

    On second thought... do you even work, Giant?

    How much gov't assistance are you truly receiving, Giant?... Is it more than tt's?

    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    biters avatar has my thoughts all sorts of jumbley... can't figure out what to do now
    Find the key that unlocks her lock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Look at post #1. It's TWO sentences, ffs. Does that constitute "hard work" in your world, Giant?

    Are you the kind of guy that wants a "Standing O" from your co-workers upon returning to your cubie from taking a dump in the office lavatory?

    Yeah... I think you are.

    On second thought... do you even work, Giant?

    How much gov't assistance are you truly receiving, Giant?... Is it more than tt's?


    The government pays me quite handsomely to watch television all day, but that's not the point.

    The point is you're being very immature in this thread.

    And inconsiderate.

    And it would be nice if you would grow up.

    These are some things I would like you to think about tonight, BiteMe, as you are wallowing in your feces and alone in this world.

    There is a reason you are all alone.

    I've mentioned them in this post.

    Hopefully you've been paying attention.

    The answers are there for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    The government pays me quite handsomely to watch television all day, but that's not the point.

    The point is you're being very immature in this thread.

    And inconsiderate.

    And it would be nice if you would grow up.

    These are some things I would like you to think about tonight, BiteMe, as you are wallowing in your feces and alone in this world.

    There is a reason you are all alone.

    I've mentioned them in this post.

    Hopefully you've been paying attention.

    The answers are there for you.
    I'll take this psycho-babble to mean you're getting waaaay more than tt is in gov't assistance.


    But be that as it may, Giant... I am concerned (other than the obv concern that we're using way too many lightbulb emoticons).

    Remember when we were such good poker friends? Telling each other over the phone what cards we were holding so we could screw guys like Jimmy Proffet at the 2/7 must-show game?

    Where did we do wrong, Giant? What's happened to US?


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    Our friendship hit its crescendo when we were colluding and racking up pizzas, BiteMe, but something happened to you over the summer.

    Something sinister.

    You know what it is. And I know what it is. But for the sake of your privacy, and the little amount of respect I still have towards you, I'm not going to reveal what it is. Not yet anyway.

    Hopefully you will cash in tomorrow's tournament, and the road to making things right will begin. We will see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    ...but something happened to you over the summer.

    Something sinister.

    You know what it is. And I know what it is. But for the sake of your privacy, and the little amount of respect I still have towards you, I'm not going to reveal what it is. Not yet anyway.
    I don't give a flyin fuk if anyone knows, Mr. Wannabe Blackmailer.

    When I asked you to set me up with a "fun girl", I probably should've known you weren't to be trusted.

    You sent me the girl alright... but how was I to know "she" was pre-op?... and under 17?

    Thankfully it never progressed beyond the Ben Wa Balls that evening but, admittedly, the following morning in front of that judge was rather awkward.

    And you called yourself a friend... what a fukkin disgrace.


    The Private Detective I later hired confirmed to me "she" was your ex.

    Yeah... like it was really hard to connect those fukkin dots.......

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    Oh no. Two of my favorite entertaining posters going back and forth. I cannot figure out whose side to take and for some reason I have an erection lastiNg longer than 4 hours

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    There used to be funny posters here. Those were the days.

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    biteme is a broke dik fuk so i will pay the extra point for him
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    A few more hours to get you last longer bets in.

    Good luck boys!

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    I'm in.

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    11 runners for 550pts. Still time if anyone else is interested.

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