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    blackbeSSt
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    how many times you gonna rub your phone on your man boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post

    Iwin, you can smoke rock, heroin, sherm or weed around me. I will have to excuse myself from the area anytime a cigarette is lit up though, can't stand the smell. God Bless you Iwin, looking forward in hanging out!
    BUT, what if there's a puta who says she can smoke a cig w/ her pussy? You'd have to put up with the smell to see that! I'll deal with it to see that happen. It'd kinda be like the mysterious donkey lady in tijuana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    WOW

    looks like a REAL cool guy

    will be fun to bang some hookers with him

    maybe we can organize a train on a hooker or two with him and a bunch of other cool posters

    would be fun
    count me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    whos this guy, unreal....mug call me in next 10 mins, I want to discuss your future at sbr
    Best phrase ever
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    TR88 gave Slainte 12 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slainte View Post
    Best phrase ever
    good stuff

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    "that's a lot of man"............fu(k that was funny

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    The Prick
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    yeah like sbr is gonna reserve a room for col. kurtz and his bff john candy. didnt you stiff 'em last year on a room?

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    Guy has even me beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    yeah like sbr is gonna reserve a room for col. kurtz and his bff john candy. didnt you stiff 'em last year on a room?
    Gave them plenty of notice you 5'1 300 pound redneck sister lovin hillbilly prick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post

    Gave them plenty of notice you 5'1 300 pound redneck sister lovin hillbilly prick
    HEY!

    What's wrong with rednecks?

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    DAMN

    just watched that vid again

    this guy is REAL fukin cool

    AWESOME

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    better put extra fuel in the plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    DAMN

    just watched that vid again

    this guy is REAL fukin cool

    AWESOME
    Loshit he's rooming with you at the bash

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    Looks like Loshak wants to take one from behind at the bash.

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    Who was that guy IWIN?

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    CarpeDime
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    HEY!!

    I said he seems like a cool guy, like I'd want to have a couple beers with him, bang a couple hookers with him, you know bullsh*t around in the casino, act like we fukin own the place

    i didnt say i want to bang him u sick fuks

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    why do I now have the snl skit with Swazye & Farley playing in my head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    BUT, what if there's a puta who says she can smoke a cig w/ her pussy? You'd have to put up with the smell to see that! I'll deal with it to see that happen. It'd kinda be like the mysterious donkey lady in tijuana.
    Of course... I have seen the "Donkey" show two times while I have been in TJ, both times I have watched with wide open eyes and both times it has disgusted me. I will be going back for a 3rd time in a few weeks. I love TJ!

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