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    jjgold
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    Know Your Neighbor

    Jerkoff snow plowed my van in on purpose today
    Claimed I stole his air compressor

    What the fuk would I do with that???

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    posting is serious business in the great words of the profit

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    jjgold
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    I wished I fukkin taped it
    Guy is a jerkoff, like 55 or so Irish and no neighbor likes him

    My Mom and Boy had it out with him today

    I stayed inside

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    Wait until summer, ruin him with grass clippings or leaves in the fall.

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    Is this an elaborate cue for a video featuring an air compressor?

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    At least you can see the license plate to ensure it's yours

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    u probably use the compressor to blow air up your ass in some bizarre sexual self gratification

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    you probably borrowed it for that job you had to install the wiring under the basement

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    He didnt like your ride.

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    JJ, do something nice for your neighbour. Know your neighbour is to love your neighbour. Shovel his walkway next snowfall.

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    jj did you get my fax before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wished I fukkin taped it
    Guy is a jerkoff, like 55 or so Irish and no neighbor likes him

    My Mom and Boy had it out with him today

    I stayed inside
    hey jj it sad that your mother still fights your battles,arent u too old for mommy to fight your battles,sounds like your still in grammar school ,,grow up and act like man

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    I wave to my neighbors that's about it. I want nothing to do with them let alone anyone else. God Bless.

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    post a video tell us how you feel pal

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    all i want to do is kill my neighbors dogs, all they do is come over and crap in my yard.

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    J I can make a call if you like. I can be very convincing.

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    Give the word sponsey and I will have 10 Dominicans at his door tomorrow morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    u probably use the compressor to blow air up your ass in some bizarre sexual self gratification

    Good avatar, wtf

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    JJ, did you tell him you don't even leave the house? Unless he placed it in your living room, how were you going to steal it?

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    Gold he knows ur a compulsive gambler

    He thought you stole it so you could pawn it for post-up money

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post


    Good avatar, wtf
    got if from that awesome thread with jj's bizarre video and you inserted that car video i love, that thread is full of win

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    Haha. JJ. Was it something like this?



    http://v20.lscache3.googlevideo.com/...=youtube_gdata

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    all i want to do is kill my neighbors dogs, all they do is come over and crap in my yard.
    We have a dog, as does our neighbor. There's is a 120 lb. bloodhound and it shits wherever the fuk it wants and the dumps are the size of my forearm so I know there his. I told my wife as soon as the warm weather hits I will be taking craps behind their garage every chance I get.

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    JJ, Next time there's going to be a cool down in the weather, get out the hose and soak his driveway so it's 100% ice the next morning.

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    go over there, kick his ass and make a video while doing it.

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    The hose idea is great!
    Also throwing gasoline on their fukkin lawns is great

    The fukkinn lawn never grows again

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    JJ, do something nice for your neighbour. Know your neighbour is to love your neighbour. Shovel his walkway next snowfall.
    Kill him with kindness man. If he looked out and saw you shovelling his shit he would fukin' lose it. Hopefully he comes out and swings on you then the whole neighbourhood comes out when the cops come and they're just like "No no Coach was just trying to shovel this old man's driveway and he came out in a violent rage." Then you've got him by the wrinkly balls

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    Saw him today

    basically just told him I did not steal his air compressor

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    prolly caught you blow drying the new rug with it...just tell him you forgot you borrowed it and give it back...air compressors are a diamond dozen...having a good irish neighbor has no price.

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