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    tripas for lunch
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    I need to make 1000 dollars

    I have 3000 dollars. I NEED to make 1000 more in 2 weeks. That is all. I'm not greedy. How can I safely do this?

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    Bostongambler
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    Are you a female? And if so, what do you look like? Maybe we can work something out.

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    WeinketoWarrick
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    Spend all week waiting until you see a -300 that you think should be more like a -600. Pound it, go get hammered, come back 2.5 hours later and hope you're +1k.

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    str
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    Stock shelves at a Walmart or big store at night for 2-3 weeks and you got it.
    Don't be an idiot.

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    Thunder Gulch
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    Safely...

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    MMAdisciple
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    Put a good chunk on Rafael Cavalcante (+175) for his fight against Dan Henderson, March 5th.

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    Mr KLC
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    There is no safety in gambling. If there was, everybody would be making a quick $1000.

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    aceking
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    you can try hustling in snooker in bars .

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    Smoke
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    Go to the nearest casino

    Go to roulette table

    Put $1000 on black

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    Buried_PIRATE
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeinketoWarrick View Post
    Spend all week waiting until you see a -300 that you think should be more like a -600. Pound it, go get hammered, come back 2.5 hours later and hope you're +1k.
    This idea has never caused anyone to get any part of their body broken.

    Then again it sounds so exciting!!!! I might do it just for the thrill of it

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    tripas for lunch
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    You people aren't being helpful. I thought this was a "sharp's" forum.

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    MMAdisciple
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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    You people aren't being helpful. I thought this was a "sharp's" forum.
    I gave you the play of a lifetime, and those aren't cheaply used words to me. Question it or look into it at least...I thought this was a sharps' forum.

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    Cap dat 4ss
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    We are all card-carrying, registered certified licensed sharps. Part of the our oath is that we only share info amongst other carrying the card. Sorry

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    good luck

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    Willie Bee
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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    I have 3000 dollars. I NEED to make 1000 more in 2 weeks. That is all. I'm not greedy. How can I safely do this?
    obamaourlord, perhaps you should send a résumé to FOX News, linking them to your posts of hard-hitting political analysis here and see if they might be able to squeeze you in as another mouthpiece for their propaganda. Just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    You people aren't being helpful. I thought this was a "sharp's" forum.
    This is a 'sharps' forum, but no sharp would ever give you a play if you're going to chase. Go get a job.

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    manny24
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    brock is on purdue today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    You people aren't being helpful. I thought this was a "sharp's" forum.
    man if it was easy to make 33% on your money in two weeks betting sports, none of us would sitting here ******* posting on a website

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    Put $1,000 on UCLA pk em this evening, and you are home free.

    I'm dead serious.

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Just go to a bad part of town and find a dark alley...you could give out helmet shines for $25 a pop...$100 bucks an hour!
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    MMAdisciple
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    point for lols

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    jkilla990
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    Put it all on a big favorite and hope it doesnt lose

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    Parlay Wisconsin and Florida moneyline. 3000 to win 894.

    Or bet 3000 to win 375 on Wisconsin ML.

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    ----------Are you a female? And if so, what do you look like? Maybe we can work something out.

    lol---pretty funny

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    Florida -650!

    Or just pick the West in all star game, ALL IN!!

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    crustyme
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    put it all on obama to win reelection.

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    watch the movie 21, move to vegas, the rest is history.

    easy money

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