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    Valentine's Day (Video)



    Get your girl some flowers. Shout outs. Hot tip at the end.







    Song: You Might Think by The Cars

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    Flowers??

    I would buy a girl like 10 boxes of chocolate, also chocolate cocks and pussies

    Cougar flowers are so routine, surprise her with a chocolate rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cougar flowers are so routine, surprise her with a chocolate rooster
    JJ I want her to want me, not want Tree Rollins.


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    "She finds out you're stealing her fukking change..."


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    ROFL on the chocolates. Solid.

    TY for the shoutout as always Coug.

    Have a great Valentines Day man.

    What did happen with that change situation? I mean a buck or 2 here and there is one thing. $200 is another.

    Did she slap you?
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    Solid Video as always Cougar!!

    Go Illini

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    ROFL on the chocolates. Solid.

    TY for the shoutout as always Coug.

    Have a great Valentines Day man.

    What did happen with that change situation? I mean a buck or 2 here and there is one thing. $200 is another.

    Did she slap you?
    No she doesn't need to know, like I said I just tell her I had to pay the heat bill or something

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Solid Video as always Cougar!!

    Go Illini
    Purdue making a run Brock...

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    Ah that's right I forgot about that. Well played.

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    Love the logic on if the moms 60lbs overweight... so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Purdue making a run Brock...
    this fukking illinois team, what a mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Love the logic on if the moms 60lbs overweight... so true.
    Zammer gets it. Yeah if you like your girl chubby give her chocolate I guess, never really saw the logic in that to begin with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    this fukking illinois team, what a mess
    Have you been to a game yet this year? What is the problem with them? They have some decent talent there. Brock I want to know your record on Illinois basketball games this year.

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    Cougar we have never seen your girl

    Why??

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    Screw the flowers, you bust out the plate of yayo and let them do as much as they want. Most girls love flowers and diamonds but I have yet to find any girl who doesn't love the nose candy.

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    if her mom is about 60lbs overweight best thing to do is drop her ass quick. apples don't fall from the tree boys. three key areas to check for a future chubber are fingers, ankles and upper arms. if they are fat or flabby the rest of the body will catch up.

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    Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cougar we have never seen your girl

    Why??
    You have seen her. She's been in a couple of my vids, no one pays enough attention around here. Granted she wasn't featured, but she's been in them I assure you. Also I posted a pic of her and her sisters from last Christmas. Ask Profane Reality and TrixTrix. They have seen her.

    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    if her mom is about 60lbs overweight best thing to do is drop her ass quick. apples don't fall from the tree boys. three key areas to check for a future chubber are fingers, ankles and upper arms. if they are fat or flabby the rest of the body will catch up.
    Maybe I will do a vid of her hands for you guys. But that might creep her out a bit. She doesn't like being on camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    if her mom is about 60lbs overweight best thing to do is drop her ass quick. apples don't fall from the tree boys. three key areas to check for a future chubber are fingers, ankles and upper arms. if they are fat or flabby the rest of the body will catch up.

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    I think JJ is trying to push for nudes.

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