1. 02-11-11 05:11 PM #1
    bettilimbroke999
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    Playing internet poker is like....

    Getting kicked in the nuts by a horse then....

    Sticking your dick in a woodchipper then....

    Gettin informed by the crackwhore you thought looked like Jessica Alba when you were passed out drunk is having twins and you're the father

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  2. 02-11-11 05:13 PM #2
    HotStreak
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    Really it's just like betting on Jai Alai back in the day.

    Everyone is in on it but you.
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  3. 02-11-11 05:13 PM #3
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    At least you get robbed from the comfort of your own home.
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  4. 02-11-11 05:18 PM #4
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    Everytime I see your profile pic I think damn that bitch ****** Daly up, you'd think hed at least take a week or 2 off so the scratches werent still like bleeding
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  5. 02-11-11 05:20 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Everytime I see your profile pic I think damn that bitch ****** Daly up, you'd think hed at least take a week or 2 off so the scratches werent still like bleeding
    Hahaha.

    You have to be determined to keep running $500 bills through slot machines. Scratches.....Fuk that. Where's my Miller Lite.
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  6. 02-11-11 05:23 PM #6
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    Apparently she wasnt terribly interested in sex that night
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  7. 02-11-11 05:27 PM #7
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  8. 02-11-11 05:30 PM #8
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    Internet poker is super.......multi tabling increases your profit if
    you are playing correctly................
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  9. 02-11-11 05:41 PM #9
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    It is so much different than regular poker
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  10. 02-11-11 06:19 PM #10
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    Internet poker sucks like a porn star, multi-tabling with tables full of other guys multi-tabling fuckin sucks
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