1. Buy a better rug..one that costs at least 3 dimes
2. Buy a designer suit..the K-Mart suits you were make you look cheap
3. Buy some real jewelry..like a Rolex and some diamond studs
4. Go out and eat at a 5 star restaurant..no more oriole cookies and cole cuts
5. Buy a hooker and make sweet love..no more busting nuts on bobby's pictures
6. Take a 1 day vacation from SBR..If Walker calls tell him to screw himself
7. Make a video at the local diner..need to be greeted like a true champion
8. Grow a beard..then convert it to a fu manchu mustache
9. Take all the young guns you love to the carnival..buy them ice cream cones
10. Call your aunt and see if she is available for a hook up