Originally Posted by
Gee
shit situation to be in... been in a similar one before, where I was sure she'd do something stupid if i ended it. she didn't. it ended well.
the fact she tried it before is the real fvcker, because you know what she's like. i think regardless of how you feel about the relatinoship, you should make sure she gets some counselling for whatever her problems are...
However, the best approach is to get dumped yourself. here are my personal favourites:
1. stalk her;
2. don't offer to pay for anything anymore - say you are broke, even though she knows you aren't "i'm saving for my holiday/new car/whatever" - make it something extravagant and selfish;
3. talk about her friends a LOT, particularly the hot ones;
4. consistently correct her grammar.