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    JJ you ever build a snowman?

    Talk to us about your childhood experiences.

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    All sorts of snow today in Jerz

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    Can you spindle with a snowman?

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    I think he built snowwomen with all the proper holes....then had his way with them.

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    I saw a porn where a chick banged a snowman and made the mistake of pissing on it. Said snowman melted a little and fell on her. Can't make this nonsense up.

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    No

    Can you imagine pounding a snowman in the ass

    I knew a guy that made snowmen and made all the sex body parts. He said it was unreal fukkin a tight icy hole like that and cumming inside the snowman. They called him Snowcork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No Can you imagine pounding a snowman in the ass I knew a guy that made snowmen and made all the sex body parts. He said it was unreal fukkin a tight icy hole like that and cumming inside the snowman. They called him Snowcork.

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    JJ doesnt like to talk about his childhood snowman experiences. He used to have a normal sized cok when he was in grammar school. But frostbite is real

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    Look what I've started...



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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Look what I've started...
    Snowcork

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    JJGold looks like a snowman himself with his horseshoe head and pale skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No Can you imagine pounding a snowman in the ass I knew a guy that made snowmen and made all the sex body parts. He said it was unreal fukkin a tight icy hole like that and cumming inside the snowman. They called him Snowcork.
    snowcork?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    JJGold looks like a snowman himself with his horseshoe head and pale skin.

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    Can you imagine getting caught fukkin a snowman???

    I would move out of town

    The crack is fukkin pure ice, stings your rooster but graps it nice and you *** quick

    Slap the dick when your done and do not forget to warm it down ion towels

    Snow sex=real man

    Be real..............oh do not wear a condom fukkin the snowman because it will freeze to your rooster and you then will have a hard time peeling the rubber of your mountain.

    Be smart

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Can you imagine getting caught fukkin a snowman??? I would move out of town The crack is fukkin pure ice, stings your rooster but graps it nice and you *** quick Slap the dick when your done and do not forget to warm it down ion towels Snow sex=real man Be real..............oh do not wear a condom fukkin the snowman because it will freeze to your rooster and you then will have a hard time peeling the rubber of your mountain. Be smart
    This is why I bother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotStreak View Post

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    JJ you should build a Shari91 snowwoman and kick it over.

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