Originally Posted by
Fishscale
Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.
Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.
and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:
After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.
Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.
Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.
Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.
Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.