1. #106
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    Food stamps are state issued. A simple google search will tell you that.

    Also, another hole in your story is you can't receive unemployment AND food stamps at the same time. You might pull it off for a week, but once their computers catch it, you will be suspended from both and ineligible from applying for 3-6 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishscale View Post
    Food stamps are state issued. A simple google search will tell you that.

    Also, another hole in your story is you can't receive unemployment AND food stamps at the same time. You might pull it off for a week, but once their computers catch it, you will be suspended from both and ineligible from applying for 3-6 months.

    This guys whole story is just another SBR Fantasy.....just trying to attention grab...the next will be the "on location" posts trying to have everyone believe he's trolling around Vegas living bigtime....winning big. Dude is probably living in his parents basement...wearing a diaper...sucking his thumb

  3. #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishscale View Post
    Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.

    Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.

    and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:

    After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.

    Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.

    Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.

    Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.

    Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.

  4. #109
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    Is this guy back home yet??

  5. #110
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    JJ I found him...


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    I wish you the best......have you seen Leaving Las Vegas? Don't emulate...please

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Is this guy back home yet??
    I haven't left yet. Have jury duty mid feb after that I'm outta here. On food stamps now until unemployment kicks in...ill post pics and update you guys in a few weeks

  8. #113
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    stupidity is often mistaken for bravery

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    The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnythunder View Post
    The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.

    Somehow he thinks people are interested in his journey....think he lost his credibility when he admitted being a food stamp and unemployment fraud artist....if you believe any of this train wreck

  11. #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnythunder View Post
    The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.
    LOL, you dumb.
    Some just don't bother with the PRO status. And we have fcuking a lot more than lousy 200 bucks in our accounts. Try to look from other perspectives sometimes.

  12. #117
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    Hope to meet you all at the sbr bash!

  13. #118
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    is he going to vegas because he can get better lines?

  14. #119
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    If you have that big of a bankroll....you should def play blackjack. Bet $100 a hand dont try any B***S*** system just learn the BS and play smart. You win three hands, thats $300 for the day. Dont get greedy! I live right next door to an Indian Casino. I do this on a smaller scale. I can only afford to bet $25 untillmy bankrool increase. I win $100 a day and leave. Most people lose at the casino because they dont know how to controll thereselves. Be smartand have good management skills. BOL!

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    Good luck to you man stick it to veags!

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    Dont play slots or sluts..

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    still waitin for pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaucoin View Post
    If you have that big of a bankroll....you should def play blackjack. Bet $100 a hand dont try any B***S*** system just learn the BS and play smart. You win three hands, thats $300 for the day. Dont get greedy! I live right next door to an Indian Casino. I do this on a smaller scale. I can only afford to bet $25 untillmy bankrool increase. I win $100 a day and leave. Most people lose at the casino because they dont know how to controll thereselves. Be smartand have good management skills. BOL!
    Smart ill look into this

  19. #124
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    such a smart move dood. good lucky

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    Good Luck there and let us know how you are doing there!! At least you will not be snowed in like we are in the mid west.

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    Good luck man. Dont listen to people who say it isnt possible. 20k is alot. Try to win 1k a week and you'll be good.

    Also don't feel bad about food stamps or unemployment. Thats YOUR money that they've taken out of every one of your paychecks and taxes. Jobs are hard to come by, thats just the reality right now.

  22. #127
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    Food stamp or not, u got my support!!!!

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    good luck bro wishing you the best, just remember if it doesnt work out, you can always hand out the stripper cards!!

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    thank you

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    Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride

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    Good luck Zen, I will be watching and rooting for you

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    Good luck. Don't do meth

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    I love stories like this. Everyone should try to make it in Vegas once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenyatta 19-1 View Post
    Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride

    Many visiting strippers who work at the Spearmint Rhino stay there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenyatta 19-1 View Post
    Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride
    why would u not be trilled?

    thats a hell of a deal for 14 days man.. u kidding??
    its not far from the strip.. u got a book.. a small little pool.. but its a start man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post


    Many visiting strippers who work at the Spearmint Rhino stay there.

    sweet.. maybe he can score a freebie.. they like to stay in game shape..

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    Good luck. Don't do meth

  34. #139
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    Of course it can be done, however chances aren't too high

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    You can go through 20 k pretty fast.

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