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    tripas for lunch
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    I'm Moving to Atlantic City

    I am sick and tired of grinding and grinding and grinding to eek out a few bucks on these online sportsbooks only to celebrate with a few malt liquors and lose all my money in 5 minutes in their rigged casinos. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

    Why not go to a real honest casino where I can get free beer and make money?

    I am going to become a professional roulette player in Atlantic City. I have a can't fail modified Martingale system which I can use with an hourly return rate of about $100. Think about it -- $100 an hour for drinking beer and playing roulette. Who wouldn't want that job?

    I have about 30,000 dollars in my pension fund which I will withdraw and be using to stake me. Eat your heart out, all you 9 to 5 wage slobs!

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    Ninersnut
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    and start the put downs and insults in 3.....2....1

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    VegasInsider
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    "I have a can't fail modified Martingale system.."

    Reason for Failure #1....^^^THIS^^^

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    sharpcat
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    Sounds like somebody is trying to steal LVBounds thunder.

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    tdog152
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    LOL cant fail!!!!

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    Casperwaits
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    I think it's a GREAT idea. Before I moved to Vegas, I was thinking about moving to Boston so I can play scratch offs professionally.

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    doublej95
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    Good luck with all of that

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    ebbearsfb1
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    Lol defintely a shot at lvbound lol.... lol at professsional scratch offs

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    cadillac pete
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    Professional roulette player huh? Now that is funny!

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    brxbmbers42
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    Never fukkin heard of ya pal

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    wtf
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    its a lock

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    cala56
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    Hahaahaahaha good luck
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    mr.inpak
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    this is the worst things you can do roulette is the worst game 5.26% dealt the game for 26 years the martingale system is the worst that is why they have betting limits

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