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    illfuuptn
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    Why is sports betting so fukn easy?

    I don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.

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    By calling other people clowns make you the biggest moron in town.

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    post ur picks


    I will agree with you though, line movement is key.

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    Wake up!!...You're having a "nocturnal emission!"(WET DREAM!)

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    post your picks brah

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    This fool is competing with tltaylor for posting the most BS

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    Thank god for people like this that show the real difference between a troll, and a normal human being.

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    illfuuptn
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    It's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illfuuptn View Post
    It's funny how you guys don't take the advice I gave you itt. There's some great info in there and you just want to bash me instead. Do you win? No. Do I win? Yes. Do you need my help? Yes. Do you want it? No.
    prove how good you are brah show us some past winners tickets

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    Quote Originally Posted by illfuuptn View Post
    I don't do ANY statistical research or have a fukn database like many of you goons. I just watch some games, watch some market movement(most important) and just own this shit. Baseball is just easy. Hockey is just easy. College football is just easy. College basketball is just easy. The NBA is extremely easy. The NFL is my favorite. It's hilarious how every week there's a few games where most clowns like you guys are on one side of the game, yet the line barely moves, stands still, or even moves in favor of you clowns(called reverse line movement. look it up.). Yet you still bet away at the wrong side. And what do I do? I take your money by being on the right side. Yes, there are sides. The sports books let guys like me win so that they can squeeze max value from clowns who can't find the right side of an off line. Don't feel bad. 95% of sports bettors are clowns like you.
    Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever

    So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostno98 View Post
    Just a matter of time until an idiot like this shows up claiming he's smarter than everyone else in this board, and that it possible to hit 80% in the NFL without any kind of documented proof whatsoever

    So he won his 1st Monday night bet ever and now think he's unstoppable
    80%? No. 57%? Yes.

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    thread is good for 1 thing.

    first post of the day

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    Woo!
    How 'bout you post 10 picks. If you go 6-4, you win!

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    cool story bro

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    Reverse Line Movement?

    OH FUK

    Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.

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    this guy is sitting on 0-11 run with this kind of attitude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    Reverse Line Movement?

    OH FUK

    Get Vegas on the phone and tell them they're gonna be buried cause the secrets out.
    lol you're a moron. In order for RLM to fukn exist the books have to know EXACTLY what they're doing. They would rather take 30M from idiots and give 15M to sharps on one game than take 5M from each if that makes sense to you...but it won't because you are dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Yeah I probably just pick 40%. That's probably possible. It's not like you have to get extremely unlucky to pick 40%. It just means that you truly pick 40%.

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    RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masu485 View Post
    RLM has surprisingly been proven to be effective in every sport for the past few years. we used to have a thread here tracking it and it seemed to be doing well...
    add that to just being fukn good and you get maniez$$$$$$

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    this sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    this sh!t aint easy if it was everybody would be winning
    I used to think it was hard but after about 1 year of learning, I have realized that it's actually really ******* easy. I wish people understood that I'm not kidding. I'll probably make like 100k next year.

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    I like tltaylor89

    He's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.
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    the guy is such a pro he cant even afford $200 to be a pro

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    They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illfuuptn View Post
    He's like me. He fuks with you idiots and watches you all go nuts whilst laughing.
    Yeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get real

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    Yeah thats called trolling and its only good for forum traffic numbers, its not like he contributes anything valuable....get real
    I actually throw in nuggets of info veiled as insults and hyperbole but you fuks don't get it so you just don't listen. I win. That's the bottom line. I'm probably the best handicapper on here at the age of 19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    They haven't figured out that yet. The act I put on here is sensational.
    lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.

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    Obvious troll thread, move along men, nothing to see here.

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    obama still president ?

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    I have observed through my life that everything comes easier to those with a vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by illfuuptn View Post

    lol I know! They're such dumb first-level thinkers on here.
    Some people dont have all day to sift through bs threads about how "successful" tltaylor pretends to be...every post that i see is exaggerated to the point where it is no longer congruent with his other Fantasy tales. Its so unbelievable that you begin to wonder why someone would even go through the trouble to write such bs, in the hopes that other people on the internet might read it. I know that most of this garbage is in players talk so its cool and everything. I just hope nobody follows this guys finacial advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfberger23 View Post
    cool story bro
    This!! ^^^

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    this guys next thread will be titled;

    'F*&k this. I Quit!!'

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