1. 12-27-10 07:40 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    i do not have a smoking hot gf for no reason may the best man win
    I'm not fukin girls half my age because I'm a good cook either, coolrod!
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  2. 12-27-10 07:41 PM #37
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    I nominate The Profit for the funniest poster. I laugh at his posts every day.
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  3. 12-27-10 07:43 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by dngf View Post
    I nominate The Profit for the funniest poster. I laugh at his posts every day.
    Thank you, sir. I have quiet a following & get a lot of fan mail. Have to empty my PM box hourly.

    Would you like to become a member of THE PROFIT's fan club?

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  4. 12-27-10 07:47 PM #39
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    sounds good, I should win video maker for sure
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  5. 12-27-10 07:51 PM #40
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    I will wait until January to send you my expired points for my membership fee.
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  6. 12-27-10 07:54 PM #41
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    Since it's going to be 2011, there should also be an award for Poster of the Decade for 2001-2010.
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  7. 12-27-10 07:55 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I'm not fukin girls half my age because I'm a good cook either, coolrod!
    touche .
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  8. 12-27-10 07:58 PM #43
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    Power poster of the year- fighting warrior 6,000 in 6 months, or jj for hitting 80k but he gets the big bucks for it.
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  9. 12-27-10 07:58 PM #44
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    JJ, I deserve something. Will get naked if I have to.
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  10. 12-27-10 07:59 PM #45
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    Wouldn't Ironman and Body of the year be the same?
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  11. 12-27-10 08:00 PM #46
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    Wtf
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  12. 12-27-10 08:20 PM #47
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    jj failed to mention...that Non-pro's are not eligible...just another benefit of being a "Pro"
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  13. 12-27-10 09:08 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I agree, coug. That is one twisted fuk. I wonder who his ghost is? Strange how someone can turn that creepiness on & off to post normally, maybe not normally but not "Pecos Billy" ish
    I actually miss Pecos Bill a lot

    I miss those fuked up threads where he would smash his face bloody then drone on about being depressed. Also the ones about how stylish he was wearing shit that wasn't cool in 1952. Fuk I miss that kid. I wonder what the he and his purple rooster are doing right now.
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  14. 12-27-10 09:13 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Fuk I miss that kid. I wonder what the he and his purple rooster are doing right now.
    I'm sure his rooster is buried in a cucumber right about now
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  15. 12-27-10 09:33 PM #50
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    Pecos always cheered me up because no one was ever as depressed as he was
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  16. 12-28-10 05:14 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    what is ironman??

    most consecutive days posted?? posting through injuries and sickness??
    Basically a day in and day out poster, I mean I would win easy but I am not eligible for any awards
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  17. 12-28-10 09:53 AM #52
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    JJ I want rookie of the year
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  18. 12-28-10 11:00 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    for 2010

    Poster of the year
    man of the year
    prick of the year
    video maker of the year
    craziest poster of the year
    Most accurate Sportsbook Advisor
    Best Looking poster
    Sharpest Poster of the year
    Best looking female poster
    Most Well Rounded Poster
    Female handicapper of the year
    sportsbook owner of the year
    street guy of the year
    Best handicapper
    Comeback poster of the year
    rookie of the year
    Sexiest poster of the year
    Athlete of the year
    Toughest SBR Poster of the year
    power poster of the year
    Funniest poster
    Party poster of the year
    spreadsheet poster of the year
    Ironman of the year
    Biggest loser of the year
    Most Controversial poster of the year
    Best Body of the year
    Best writer of the year
    Biggest rooster
    Smallest rooster
    Scored the most with women of the year

    Nominations for any of these categories are ok in this thread, winners announced in a video
    jgold for Smallest rooster of the year

    shantystar for Biggest rooster of the year

    BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

    CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

    The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

    fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

    Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

    SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster
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  19. 12-28-10 11:05 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post

    jgold for Smallest rooster of the year

    shantystar for Biggest rooster of the year

    BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

    CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

    The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

    fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

    Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

    SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster
    Wow
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  20. 12-28-10 02:56 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Basically a day in and day out poster, I mean I would win easy but I am not eligible for any awards
    there's a whole lot of guys who post everyday.

    jj just give it to me.

    kthnx.
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  21. 12-28-10 03:07 PM #56
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    By Biggest rooster, do you mean HAS the biggest rooster or IS the biggest rooster? There's a big difference there.
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  22. 12-28-10 05:08 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Wow
    Coug, it looks like Pavy is giving the opposite of his true feelings. Carpe and Sammy are proven males. BrentCrude is 400 lbs of couch-potato blubber and fightingwarrior can't pick his nose.

    The only exeptions to my theory are JJ did indeed show his rooster, it's nowhere near big......and Profit ain't an ugly guy
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  23. 12-28-10 05:10 PM #58
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    I do not care if your a pro or non pro, I never have looked at that when I rank posters

    We do want everyone to be pros but really does not hurt you to be a non pro
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  24. 12-28-10 05:54 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Coug, it looks like Pavy is giving the opposite of his true feelings. Carpe and Sammy are proven males. BrentCrude is 400 lbs of couch-potato blubber and fightingwarrior can't pick his nose.

    The only exeptions to my theory are JJ did indeed show his rooster, it's nowhere near big......and Profit ain't an ugly guy
    No sickler these are my true nominations. Cougar Bait gets the award for Biggest loser of the year for the crap he was feeding us about Brock Landers for a week.
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  25. 12-28-10 05:56 PM #60
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    absolutely no offense intended, I nominate Dad for best female poster. His posts are pretty good.
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  26. 12-28-10 06:05 PM #61
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    Poster of the year.......Fishhead
    man of the year.........???
    prick of the year............G's Pks
    video maker of the year.....BobbyFK
    craziest poster of the year.......Cougar
    Most accurate Sportsbook Advisor.........Fishhead
    Best Looking poster.........SamsNCharge99
    Sharpest Poster of the year........Fishhead
    Best looking female poster......Shari
    Most Well Rounded Poster.........???
    Female handicapper of the year......???
    sportsbook owner of the year....Blackie
    street guy of the year.........Brock Landers
    Best handicapper........Fishhead
    Comeback poster of the year........BobbyFK
    rookie of the year.....ZetaPsi
    Sexiest poster of the year......??
    Athlete of the year........SamsNCharge99
    Toughest SBR Poster of the year.........??
    power poster of the year.........TTaylor
    Funniest poster.........????
    Party poster of the year......???
    spreadsheet poster of the year.....Illini
    Ironman of the year......???
    Biggest loser of the year..........???
    Most Controversial poster of the year....Bateman
    Best Body of the year......????
    Best writer of the year....???
    Biggest rooster....TheProfit
    Smallest rooster....JJGold
    Scored the most with women of the year.......SamsNCharge99
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  27. 12-28-10 06:07 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    jgold for Smallest rooster of the year

    shantystar for Biggest rooster of the year

    BrentCrude for Athlete of the year

    CarpeDime for Female handicapper of the year

    The Profit for Sexiest poster of the year

    fightingwarrior for Best handicapper of the year

    Cougar Bait for Biggest loser of the year

    SamNCharges99 for Best looking female poster

    WTF bro
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  28. 12-28-10 06:08 PM #63
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    i hope i get one award, if celek gets a td tonight and i become an SBR Pro. Watch out world.
    I also qualify for smallest rooster, and loser award, toughest and power poster. Alot on here, still don't know me though.
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  29. 12-28-10 06:10 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    WTF bro
    Sammy put that topless picture of yours again with the tattooed Greek letters.
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  30. 12-28-10 06:12 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Sammy put that topless picture of yours again with the tattooed Greek letters.
    go find it and post it
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  31. 12-28-10 06:23 PM #66
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    this thread is hilarious

    It's an internet forum

    rooster sizes and best looking?

    jj, you don't even go to the bash, you fukk

    I can imagine one of these guys trying to pick up chicks by virtue of his fictional awards from jj.
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  32. 12-28-10 06:24 PM #67
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    what about BEST FAKE HAIR?

    THE DOCTA has that one wrapped up!
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  33. 12-28-10 06:25 PM #68
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    Profit should get funniest poster award.

    That is one funny motherfukker
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  34. 12-28-10 06:32 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Profit should get funniest poster award.

    That is one funny motherfukker
    Funny how? Whatta ya mean, funny? Funny like a clown? Am I a clown to you? Am I here to make you laugh, mutherfuker?
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  35. 12-28-10 06:45 PM #70
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    Pavy don't be an idiot. All that shit was real. I don't make things up for "ratings." It's not like I have a stake in this place.
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