1. 08-18-10 02:13 PM #1
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    A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm...

    His friend stops him and asks, "Hey! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

    "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" the guys answers.

    "Wow," exclaims his friend, "Great trade."
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  2. 08-18-10 02:26 PM #2
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    hilarious
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  3. 08-18-10 02:27 PM #3
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  4. 08-18-10 02:29 PM #4
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    Thats a good one.
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  5. 05-27-11 11:21 AM #5
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  6. 05-27-11 11:33 AM #6
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  7. 05-27-11 11:37 AM #7
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    hahaha
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  8. 05-27-11 11:37 AM #8
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    Daddy put down liquor and give us a winner

    This is not a comedy club

    Take you act on road Son not here at SBR

    Thanks
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  9. 05-27-11 11:51 AM #9
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  10. 05-27-11 11:56 AM #10
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    A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "what's wrong," and the guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says, "he's sorry about it." After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong now," to which the guy responds That he found out that his older son was gay, too. The bartender says that he's sorry. The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas. The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" The guy gets really pissed and says, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"
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  11. 05-27-11 12:18 PM #11
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    This has to be one of the most mysterious bumps I have seen in a very long time.

    What is going on here?
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  12. 05-27-11 12:24 PM #12
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    I"ll take that beer for mother-n-law deal anytime.
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  13. 05-27-11 12:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Daddy put down liquor and give us a winner

    This is not a comedy club

    Take you act on road Son not here at SBR

    Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    This has to be one of the most mysterious bumps I have seen in a very long time.

    What is going on here?
    Smoke bumped a 9 month old thread.

    Gold, be careful how you talk to me.

    Cubs over today. Cash it.
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  14. 05-27-11 12:58 PM #14
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    Thread did better second time around

    Daddy is a good comedian
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  15. 05-27-11 01:02 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Thread did better second time around

    Daddy is a good comedian
    Thanks Smoke. I've been practicing.
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  16. 05-27-11 01:09 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Smoke bumped a 9 month old thread.

    Gold, be careful how you talk to me.

    Cubs over today. Cash it.
    i admit that it is a funny joke. I am just a little disturbed here. Was it THAT funny to Smoke that it crossed his mind 9 months later and still amused him to the point where he felt the need to search it out and bump it? Or is there something else going on here? Unreal imo.
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