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    it amazing they dont call these bitches fat today, but use a fake term call thick........what a cop out

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    Sports illustrated swim suit went woke on us.

    Bunch of diverse fatties that have no business wearing a two piece bikini period. Couldn't give me that mag for free to look at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Maybe controversy sells? Maybe there's a lot more trans people out there than we know? I haven't bought their magazine in years but I finally am talking about it. That could be there goal? Strange world we're living in today. Not sure how to gauge what's really going on???
    Yeah it's puzzling dude, I can't see there being that many transexuals around buying up the SI Swimsuit Edition. It's clown world right now I tell you mate, things we've been seeing.

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    I don't know who Megan Stallone is, but it's amazing that a woman can have and ass that gigantic and it doesn't look like 80 pounds of cottage cheese.

    I know all about photoshop and airbrushing, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I don't know who Megan Stallone is, but it's amazing that a woman can have and ass that gigantic and it doesn't look like 80 pounds of cottage cheese.

    I know all about photoshop and airbrushing, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.
    She's a rapper.

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    somebody need to have a big burning of the maz and post it on youtube

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    Quote Originally Posted by masr View Post
    What's the Black anthem??
    " Zippi de do da "
    That's some funny shit. LoL

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    maybe i get get the local fox news here to post it, im going to give them a call and see if there is any interested......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    She's a rapper.
    Gotcha.
    LOL. I thought her name was Megan Stallone. Its Mega Stallion.

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    Chubby chasers every where loving the new Mag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Gotcha.
    LOL. I thought her name was Megan Stallone. Its Mega Stallion.
    Slys illegitimate daugther. Lol

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    Am I hallucinating?

    WTF is a tranny doing on the cover of this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Gotcha.
    LOL. I thought her name was Megan Stallone. Its Mega Stallion.
    Megan Jovon Ruth Pete[1] (born February 15, 1995),[2] known professionally as Megan Thee Stallion, is an American rapper and songwriter. Originally from Houston, Texas, she first garnered attention when videos of her freestyling became popular on social media platforms such as Instagram.

    She adopted the stage name "Megan Thee Stallion" because she was called a "stallion" in adolescence due to her height (5′10″ or 178 cm)[7] and "thick" body frame:[10] voluptuous and statuesque women in the South are colloquially called stallions.[1]


    Real hot girl shit
    Ah, ayy (Buddah bless this beat)

    I've got a stank ass walk and a reckless ass mouth (I don't give a fukk)
    And my shit so tight, when we fukk, my pussy talk (my pussy talk)
    I don't even say, "What's up?" I just tell him what I want (what I want)
    'Cause I got another ni*ga that's gon' do it if he don't (ah)
    Attitude bad, pussy too good (yeah)
    When he say, "Fukk me" I tell him, "Fukk me good" (good)
    Chase these ni*gas? I wish I would
    Bad bitch like me? Hoes wish they could (could)
    She a Casper to me, I need glasses to see
    In the mall with her daddy, she a bastard to me (yeah)
    If you ain't fukkin' him right, bitch, pass him to me
    Real ni*gas love me from the H to the D

    ----------------------------------------------
    CRY BABY

    Ayy
    Real hot girl shit (ayy, ayy)

    Lay on my stomach, toot it up, do the crybaby (crybaby)
    Look back, hold it open, now he annihilated (yeah)
    Moaning like a bitch when he hit this pussy
    Damn, he probably wanna wear my hoodie (ah)
    Choke me, spank me, look at me, thank me (thank me)
    If I give it to another ni*ga, he'll hate me (he'll hate me)
    Spit, slurp, give him that work
    Fell too fast for me, now the ni*ga hurt
    Deeper, deeper, I need a reaper
    Thought I was in trouble how he tearin' them cheeks up
    Keep me a freak, who the flavor of the week?
    If I make up the rules, then I don't think it's cheatin'
    Jordan, Tommy, Timothy, Daniel (which one?)
    Might let Jonathan bring in Sarah (come here, Sarah)
    Bitch tryna brag about taking my man (huh?)
    Ha, I needed me a ni*ga off my hands (hahahaha)
    Uh-uh, don't penetrate me like that, penetrate me like this, yeah, ayy

    Uh, his friends and his dad hate me (yeah)
    I broke his lil' heart, he a crybaby (wah-wah-wah)
    If I ain't let him hit the pussy by now
    Then that ni*ga lame if he still waitin' (ah, ah, ah)
    I ain't even save your number (nope)
    So no, I can't reply to no text (no text)
    I make him cry 'bout the pussy, hmm
    Probably why my shit so wet (ah, ah, ah, ah, wah, wah, wah)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Am I hallucinating?WTF is a tranny doing on the cover of this???
    I'm surprised they didn't put Kaitlyn Jenner on the cover. Weird sells apparently???

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    Disgusting

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    Today media paper and tv is so full of crap, all they do is just try for ratings and making money...............the context for the most part is fake

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    Wildebeests!!!

    If you are a fat slob wear some clothes not bikini's!! That should be the punishment for over eating and living a life style of gluttony and laziness. I can't glorify fat people sorry.

    I don't hate on them though as fat people need love to Craig. Just stay on the sofa where you belong and keep eating pizza's and fast food and stay out of swimsuit magazines for the love of God I say!!

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    Fat slob? Dude, please show us the woman you pull on the regular???


    Over/Under the last time Jibbby had sex??? With a woman. 2015?

    Was Anna Nicole Smith a wildebeast?



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    ^ She was a junky and head case. Lived a little large in the end. Gold digger and died Mac. Pass.

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    What are you 12? Lol, who cares...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Fat slob? Dude, please show us the woman you pull on the regular???


    Over/Under the last time Jibbby had sex??? With a woman. 2015?

    Was Anna Nicole Smith a wildebeast?



    She certainly turned into one.


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    But then she got with slimfast I think? I was friends with a girl in college who was drop dead gorgeous. We never dated because the timing was always off. I hadn't seen her in years and another friend told me that she blew up. OMG, you would never believe it was the same girl. BLEW UP understatement. Shamu. A part of me wanted to hook up just because but wasn't going to happen. Fukk that. I've also seen girls I went to HS with that I wouldn't even give the time of day that got fine. It doesn't take much to let yourself go or get yourself in shape.

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    all 3 of those "covers" make me want to gauge my eyes out

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    Woman start to decline about 28 years old meaning their bodies and looks

    Most go down the drain fast especially USA



    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    But then she got with slimfast I think? I was friends with a girl in college who was drop dead gorgeous. We never dated because the timing was always off. I hadn't seen her in years and another friend told me that she blew up. OMG, you would never believe it was the same girl. BLEW UP understatement. Shamu. A part of me wanted to hook up just because but wasn't going to happen. Fukk that. I've also seen girls I went to HS with that I wouldn't even give the time of day that got fine. It doesn't take much to let yourself go or get yourself in shape.

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    this might be the first time in history that not a single teenage boy anywhere jerks off to the si swimsuit magazine

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    No fukking way dude, this is cartman and the dwarf...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Woman start to decline about 28 years old meaning their bodies and looks

    Most go down the drain fast especially USA
    You're a fat joo

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    Going to rent for like $500-1,000 month soon and buy one of these maybe...

    Who care about a nice place or impress or owning a condo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    this might be the first time in history that not a single teenage boy anywhere jerks off to the si swimsuit magazine
    Hate to break it to you Pavy, probably be been a long time since a teenage boy has jerked offed to SI. They have the internet. The only way their even seeing a physical SI is if their dad/granddad still has a subscription.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    But then she got with slimfast I think? I was friends with a girl in college who was drop dead gorgeous. We never dated because the timing was always off. I hadn't seen her in years and another friend told me that she blew up. OMG, you would never believe it was the same girl. BLEW UP understatement. Shamu. A part of me wanted to hook up just because but wasn't going to happen. Fukk that. I've also seen girls I went to HS with that I wouldn't even give the time of day that got fine. It doesn't take much to let yourself go or get yourself in shape.
    Mac you're a chubby chaser just admit it, it's ok.. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    Hate to break it to you Pavy, probably be been a long time since a teenage boy has jerked offed to SI. They have the internet. The only way their even seeing a physical SI is if their dad/granddad still has a subscription.
    i guess so

    sperm banks would dry up if they left these out as inspirational material

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    Megan the Stallion is all fake and looks disgusting.. Can't believe some people are into that .. plus she is not an athlete.. I don't get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I don't know who Megan Stallone is, but it's amazing that a woman can have and ass that gigantic and it doesn't look like 80 pounds of cottage cheese.

    I know all about photoshop and airbrushing, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.
    Google Brazilian butt lift

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