[flyingillini]

Did he give you porn or hustler to "get hard"???

At first he wanted to see pictures, so I brought them in and they were not the correct angles he needed. So he asked me if I could get erect. He left the room and I put on some Viet porn and got fully erect, he came back in and took measurements with his assistant which was a woman. It was classic and very funny.

[jjgold]

Illini how big are you?

[pologq]

Illini how big are you?

[flyingillini]

Illini how big are you?

4.1

[jjgold]

That’s why you have a problem if you were about a 7.2 the curvature would not affect you that much

[JIBBBY]

Horseshoes anyone?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

That’s why you have a problem if you were about a 7.2 the curvature would not affect you that much

[19th Hole]

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[flyingillini]

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My shaft is a little more bent than that. However my Dr. said I am probably 1-2 more years away from the point of injections.

[pologq]

she has good hand placement and mouth open-ship

[jjgold]

If I had pepperonis it would really be bad

Pepperoni is the slang cover-up name

[KVB]

Needles to the cawk.

It ain't right, it just ain't right.

Fawk.

[Yulia74]

only wear boxers, my 7.3 inch kok is straight, always hangs to the right

think many men who have PD wear tight innerwear

[Auto Donk]

If I had pepperonis it would really be bad

Pepperoni is the slang cover-up name

the only thing worse than pepperonis is tinyronies:

[jjgold]

Lol

[floki]

my rooster is 7.3 inches too

only wear boxers, my 7.3 inch kok is straight, always hangs to the right

think many men who have PD wear tight innerwear

[pologq]

don't confuse this with having a roni

Referred to in Vanilla Ice's beatbox song, "Havin' a Roni," is a virgin, according to Ice himself. However, the term is used often in hip hop, and is short for "tenderoni," which is defined as a "sweet girl."

[Auto Donk]

man, like eddie murphy said.....

white guys be measuring their shit.... all these .2's and .3's and shit.... if you feel the need to add a ". anything", you need help.....

the shit's either big, or it ain't......

like eddie said, guys with substantial meat ain't measuring their junk, but rather replying, when asked, "THE SHIT IS BIG!!!!!"


around 2:05:

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

don't confuse this with having a roni

Referred to in Vanilla Ice's beatbox song, "Havin' a Roni," is a virgin, according to Ice himself. However, the term is used often in hip hop, and is short for "tenderoni," which is defined as a "sweet girl."

C’mon man!
We all know about ‘Tenderonis’…..

{The truth about a Roni, she's a sweet little girl
You can treat her right, real nice and hold her tight
Only tenderonis can give a special love
A special kind of love that makes you feel good inside}

[Slurry Pumper]

I just witnessed the commercial on tv where they had carrots bending to the left or right. i was pretty hammered up at the time so I thought it was a joke. So this is a real thing they have a treatment for? I don't have the get bend dik problem but it is pretty funny that they have a treatment for this. What are side effects? like could it take effect on your back and instead of standing up straight you kind of lean over to the left?

[flyingillini]

I just witnessed the commercial on tv where they had carrots bending to the left or right. i was pretty hammered up at the time so I thought it was a joke. So this is a real thing they have a treatment for? I don't have the get bend dik problem but it is pretty funny that they have a treatment for this. What are side effects? like could it take effect on your back and instead of standing up straight you kind of lean over to the left?

I will be starting injections in the next year. They are very very expensive and it can take 20-30 injections, up to 12k per injection without insurance, even with some insurance co pay 2-3k, it is a very expensive treatment. My bend started at 46 years old, I really didn't notice it because it is only when it is erect, I had a girl bring it up to me when it was in her mouth. She stopped and said why is your shaft bent a little, over the last 2 years it has gotten worse. You need to go to a urologist that will actually listen and measure and track the bend,. It took me 3 of them until someone would actually listen. It is a real thing but many dismiss it and say everyone has a little bend but some improve and others get worse

[Auto Donk]

I will be starting injections in the next year. They are very very expensive and it can take 20-30 injections, up to 12k per injection without insurance, even with some insurance co pay 2-3k, it is a very expensive treatment. My bend started at 46 years old, I really didn't notice it because it is only when it is erect, I had a girl bring it up to me when it was in her mouth. She stopped and said why is your shaft bent a little, over the last 2 years it has gotten worse. You need to go to a urologist that will actually listen and measure and track the bend,. It took me 3 of them until someone would actually listen. It is a real thing but many dismiss it and say everyone has a little bend but some improve and others get worse

try jerking off with the other hand for a few months, that should straighten it out.....

[pologq]

C’mon man!
We all know about ‘Tenderonis’…..

{The truth about a Roni, she's a sweet little girl
You can treat her right, real nice and hold her tight
Only tenderonis can give a special love
A special kind of love that makes you feel good inside}