we've all heard of men compensating for their JJ-Gold-like shortcomings by buying big 4 x 4 trucks or other stupid shit, but how short does your schshort (opposite of schlong) have to be to do like tony f'n buzbee, deshaun watson's worst nightmare and attorney for the 14 mobile whore units who have sued him, and buy a f'n tank?
JJ-like short-kahked buzbee standing in front of his prized compensatory possession: