1. #36
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    5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

    There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    This is wrong.

    The margin of 5 points is in the top 10 most frequent margins of victory in the NFL over the last 20 years and more than 5,200 plays.

    It's a more common margin of victory than 13, 17 or 21.

    Does this ignorance ever end with this guy????

    Unreal.

    And again to show how dumb and misleading this post is, this dumb shit is arguing that because games land on 5 more than 2% of the time but less than 5% of the time the number 5 is relevant.

    This is yet another example of what a dumb shit this mentally ill parasite is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiagambler View Post
    5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

    There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change
    This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

    SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiagambler View Post
    5 has happened more frequently since they moved the extra point back

    There has actually been more games that landed on 5 (55) than 4 (50) since the rule change
    Games have landed on 5 very slightly more with the 2 point conversion, it’s still a dead number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

    SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.
    I just put you in your place once again, go back to hiding in the sub forums parasite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    This Morono guy would be better off just not saying anything than spouting nonsense.

    SBR should verify his age, he's got to be like 12 years old.
    I'm not really taking sides here or anything but if using data over last 20 years as you posted, then 5 is less frequent than all other single digit margins except 8 and 9 (and 0) so it definitely at least used to be a dead number

    Now it's happened more frequently since the rule change but as to whether that's a large enough sample size to make definitive conclusions is anyone's guess though I think it is

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    There are 6 games this year that have landed on 5 out of over 150 games.

    This is consistent with longer term data and suggests the number of 5 matter about 3-4 percent of time, meaning it’s a dead number as I said.

    Kvb is full of shit as usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiagambler View Post
    I'm not really taking sides here or anything but if using data over last 20 years as you posted, then 5 is less frequent than all other single digit margins except 8 and 9 (and 0) so it definitely at least used to be a dead number

    Now it's happened more frequently since the rule change but as to whether that's a large enough sample size to make definitive conclusions is anyone's guess though I think it is
    Even since the rule change 5 is still a dead number. It’s not completely irrelevant, as I stated, but it’s a dead number as I said.

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    LOL
    You are a dumb shit.

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    El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.
    2 dumb shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    El KVB era el dueño de tu cabrón.
    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    2 dumb shits
    2 dumb shits

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    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
    I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
    There probably was a problem at the post office or something
    Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
    But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
    My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
    If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
    I'mma name her Bonnie
    I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
    I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
    I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
    I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is Stan

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
    I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
    If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
    You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
    That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
    We waited in the blistering cold for you
    For four hours and you just said, "No"
    That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
    He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
    Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
    You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
    I never knew my father neither
    He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
    I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
    So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
    'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
    I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
    Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
    It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
    She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
    You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan
    P.S.
    We should be together, too

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
    This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
    It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
    I know you got my last two letters;
    I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
    So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
    Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
    You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
    About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
    And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
    I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
    I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
    See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
    Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
    But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
    'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
    Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
    [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem:]
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
    You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
    And here's an autograph for your brother
    I wrote it on the Starter cap
    I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
    Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
    But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
    I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
    C'mon! How ****** up is you?
    You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
    To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
    And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
    That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
    I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
    Or maybe you just need to treat her better
    I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
    Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
    If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
    Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
    I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
    I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
    Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
    And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
    And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
    Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
    Damn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
    I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
    There probably was a problem at the post office or something
    Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
    But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
    My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
    If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
    I'mma name her Bonnie
    I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
    I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
    I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
    I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is Stan

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
    I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
    If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
    You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
    That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
    We waited in the blistering cold for you
    For four hours and you just said, "No"
    That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
    He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
    Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
    You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
    I never knew my father neither
    He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
    I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
    So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
    'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
    I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
    Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
    It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
    She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
    You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan
    P.S.
    We should be together, too

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
    This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
    It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
    I know you got my last two letters;
    I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
    So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
    Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
    You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
    About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
    And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
    I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
    I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
    See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
    Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
    But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
    'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
    Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
    [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem:]
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
    You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
    And here's an autograph for your brother
    I wrote it on the Starter cap
    I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
    Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
    But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
    I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
    C'mon! How ****** up is you?
    You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
    To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
    And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
    That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
    I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
    Or maybe you just need to treat her better
    I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
    Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
    If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
    Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
    I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
    I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
    Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
    And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
    And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
    Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
    Damn!
    You are a dumb shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    -35.8 units

    From the week 9 thread

    Colts +108 moneyline

    Bears +132 moneyline

    Ravens -6.5 -120

    Eagles -3

    Bucs -6
    Like the Colts, LOVE the Bears. This is a game where Dalvin Cook rushes for 180 yards but Minnesota scores 5 FGs and loses 29-30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Choi The Gamer View Post
    Like the Colts, LOVE the Bears. This is a game where Dalvin Cook rushes for 180 yards but Minnesota scores 5 FGs and loses 29-30.
    I don’t think that’s likely, the Bears have always been able to contain Cook and Cousins record on grass is trash. Bears offense isn’t impressive either, but the Vikings have a lot of injuries at corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    I don’t think that’s likely, the Bears have always been able to contain Cook and Cousins record on grass is trash. Bears offense isn’t impressive either, but the Vikings have a lot of injuries at corner.
    I would agree but the Bears have not always played this type of defense. Looking at 2020 stats they funnel opposing offense to run instead of passing. I think Cook has a better day than Thielen and much better day than Cousins.


    ... And Vikings still lose.

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    I actually like bears. already have that marked myself. Likely a public fade also. Gotta look into it more.

    Not sure about eagles here. Might go opposite with giants and buy hook to 4.

    Best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by joco View Post
    I actually like bears. already have that marked myself. Likely a public fade also. Gotta look into it more.

    Not sure about eagles here. Might go opposite with giants and buy hook to 4.

    Best of luck
    The eagles will be much healthier coming off the bye and the Giants don’t have the pass rush the Cowboys did with Lawrence and smith, I try ink the eagles likely win and cover.

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    Thermie, how on Gods green earth do you have any money left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Thermie, how on Gods green earth do you have any money left?
    Stick to stalking boys dumb shit.

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    Councilor what a weird perverted thing to write. Makes me dislike you even more now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Councilor what a weird perverted thing to write. Makes me dislike you even more now.
    You are a dumb shit.

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    That’s al you got? You parasite 🦠

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    That’s al you got? You parasite 裂
    He's busy trying to find out why Eli Apple still hasn't come off the Saints IR or what city the Chargers play in or why KC isn't running the KVB defense anymore..
    He has a lot on his plate..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    That’s al you got? You parasite 裂
    Quote Originally Posted by Buckandadime View Post
    He's busy trying to find out why Eli Apple still hasn't come off the Saints IR or what city the Chargers play in or why KC isn't running the KVB defense anymore..
    He has a lot on his plate..
    2 parasites

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    Jordan Wilkins over 31.5 yards rushing -125 risking 2.5 units to win 2

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    What’s up coronasite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    What’s up coronasite!
    You are a dumb shit.

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    The Wilkins prop is up to 37.5 yards

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    Fade alert!!! Weed and Moron are on Colts! (at least it's not Steelers)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Headsterx View Post
    Fade alert!!! Weed and Moron are on Colts! (at least it's not Steelers)

    You are a dumb shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
    I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
    There probably was a problem at the post office or something
    Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
    But anyways; penetrate it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
    My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
    If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
    I'mma name her Bonnie
    I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
    I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
    I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
    I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
    Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    This is Stan

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
    I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans
    If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
    You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
    That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
    We waited in the blistering cold for you
    For four hours and you just said, "No"
    That's pretty shitty man - you're like his penetrating idol
    He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
    I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
    Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
    You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
    I never knew my father neither
    He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
    I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
    So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
    'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
    I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
    Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
    It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
    See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
    My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
    But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
    She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
    You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
    Sincerely yours, Stan
    P.S.
    We should be together, too

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem as Stan:]
    Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
    This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
    It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
    I know you got my last two letters;
    I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
    So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
    Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
    You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
    About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
    And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
    I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
    I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
    See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
    Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
    But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
    'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
    Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
    [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

    [Dido:]
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    [Eminem:]
    Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
    You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
    Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
    And here's an autograph for your brother
    I wrote it on the Starter cap
    I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
    Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
    But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
    I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
    C'mon! How ****** up is you?
    You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
    To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
    And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
    That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
    I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
    Or maybe you just need to treat her better
    I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
    Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
    If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
    Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
    I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
    I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
    Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
    And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
    And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
    Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
    Damn!
    ^^^^^^^^

    I’m a ho mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    You are a dumb shit.

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