1. 08-25-20 08:00 PM #1
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    Donk!!! Our Texas posters...400k told to flee

    Guys check in.

    No joking around here, CBS says 400k Texans need to GTFO due to storms.

    Keep us posted guys, fingers crossed for ya.
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  2. 08-25-20 08:52 PM #2
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    100,000s of people have been evacuated form their homes in northern california recently.
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  3. 08-25-20 08:56 PM #3
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    Auto had a nice win in World Cup Poker today.
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  4. 08-25-20 08:56 PM #4
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    who said that?

    fauci?
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  5. 08-25-20 08:59 PM #5
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    auto donk will be eating laura for breakfast
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  6. 08-25-20 09:00 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    auto donk will be eating laura for breakfast
    is laura your moms name?


    I AGREE
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  7. 08-25-20 09:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    is laura your moms name?


    I AGREE
    no its gilberta
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  8. 08-25-20 09:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    no its gilberta
    explains why you are a democrat


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  9. 08-25-20 09:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Guys check in.

    No joking around here, CBS says 400k Texans need to GTFO due to storms.

    Keep us posted guys, fingers crossed for ya.


    Wow! Be safe Texans!
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  10. 08-25-20 09:03 PM #10
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    I hope we get rain here in Austin.
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  11. 08-25-20 09:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I hope we get rain here in Austin.
    daggles, god bless you

    be safe

    I mean that





    but if you run in to trouble, can we atleast get a video of it?

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  12. 08-25-20 09:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    daggles, god bless you

    be safe

    I mean that





    but if you run in to trouble, can we atleast get a video of it?

    austin is very inland look at a map sometime
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  13. 08-25-20 09:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    austin is very inland look at a map sometime
    i guess you have no sarcasm alert when i post


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  14. 08-25-20 09:14 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i guess you have no sarcasm alert when i post


    ur always sarcastic
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  15. 08-25-20 09:27 PM #15
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    Why don't we develop technology to steer hurricanes into wildfires? We can send a spaceship to Uranus but can't put out wildfires.
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  16. 08-25-20 09:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Why don't we develop technology to steer hurricanes into wildfires? We can send a spaceship to Uranus but can't put out wildfires.
    no spaceship has been on my anus

    I guess you are a soyboy
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  17. 08-25-20 09:50 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I hope we get rain here in Austin.
    Not even the nasty weather wants to get near that Koresh style home you have out there on the Texas plain.

    But if it did, at you least you'd have all those wives and babies to keep you warm.

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  18. 08-25-20 09:51 PM #18
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    Austin is the new SAN FRAN
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  19. 08-25-20 09:57 PM #19
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    So that dedicated Reds announcer was talking about Austin?

    Who had that in the pool?

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  20. 08-25-20 10:12 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Austin is the new SAN FRAN
    I haven’t seen shits on the sidewalks and streets yet.
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  21. 08-25-20 10:13 PM #21
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    Total overreaction like normal this is not a bad hurricane
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  22. 08-26-20 06:10 AM #22
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    https://www.foxnews.com/us/hurricane...ace-for-impact
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  23. 08-26-20 06:13 AM #23
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    America so weak its pathetic
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  24. 08-26-20 08:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I hope we get rain here in Austin.
    God’s country.
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  25. 08-26-20 08:01 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Austin is the new SAN FRAN
    So when you moving to Austin mr. log cabin?
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  26. 08-26-20 10:15 AM #26
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    Austin A disaster


    I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me
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  27. 08-26-20 10:29 AM #27
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    She’s racist!
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  28. 08-26-20 12:11 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Austin A disaster


    I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me
    How many blowjobs did you give?

    How much gas money did you make?
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  29. 08-26-20 12:16 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Austin A disaster


    I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me

    They all thought you were LGBTQ. It's there way of being nice and wanting to know what you are. They were all straight. That's the cowboy way.
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  30. 08-26-20 12:33 PM #30
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    I'm sure Mr Trump is all over this with aid and support.
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  31. 08-26-20 12:33 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    How many blowjobs did you give?

    How much gas money did you make?
    I walked away, no interest in sausage

    Guys were banging in alleys it was crazy
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  32. 08-27-20 03:07 PM #32
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    did not get one f'n drop of rain from either storm, little marco or laura......

    those fukkers had marco coming right over my house a week ago....

    wtf happened to his little gay ass?


    guess he just vanished like he did last time, in a sea of soap suds and gay cubans......







    glad I DIDN'T EVER CONSIDER LEAVING DONKLAND........
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  33. 08-27-20 03:07 PM #33
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    lake charles got hit hard
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  34. 08-27-20 03:14 PM #34
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    lol a dud
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  35. 08-27-20 03:28 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    did not get one f'n drop of rain from either storm, little marco or laura......

    those fukkers had marco coming right over my house a week ago....

    wtf happened to his little gay ass?


    guess he just vanished like he did last time, in a sea of soap suds and gay cubans......







    glad I DIDN'T EVER CONSIDER LEAVING DONKLAND........
    What part of Texas are you in?
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