Donk!!! Our Texas posters...400k told to flee

**eidolon** · 08-25-20, 08:52 PM

100,000s of people have been evacuated form their homes in northern california recently.

**pablo222** · 08-25-20, 08:56 PM

Auto had a nice win in World Cup Poker today.

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 08:56 PM

who said that?

fauci?

**cincinnatikid513** · 08-25-20, 08:59 PM

auto donk will be eating laura for breakfast

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

auto donk will be eating laura for breakfast

is laura your moms name?

I AGREE

**cincinnatikid513** · 08-25-20, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

is laura your moms name?

I AGREE

no its gilberta

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

no its gilberta

explains why you are a democrat

**JoeCool20** · 08-25-20, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Guys check in.

No joking around here, CBS says 400k Texans need to GTFO due to storms.

Keep us posted guys, fingers crossed for ya.

Wow! Be safe Texans!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-25-20, 09:03 PM

I hope we get rain here in Austin.

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I hope we get rain here in Austin.

daggles, god bless you

be safe

I mean that

but if you run in to trouble, can we atleast get a video of it?

**cincinnatikid513** · 08-25-20, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

daggles, god bless you

be safe

I mean that

but if you run in to trouble, can we atleast get a video of it?

austin is very inland look at a map sometime

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

austin is very inland look at a map sometime

i guess you have no sarcasm alert when i post

**cincinnatikid513** · 08-25-20, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

i guess you have no sarcasm alert when i post

ur always sarcastic

**pavyracer** · 08-25-20, 09:27 PM

Why don't we develop technology to steer hurricanes into wildfires? We can send a spaceship to Uranus but can't put out wildfires.

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Why don't we develop technology to steer hurricanes into wildfires? We can send a spaceship to Uranus but can't put out wildfires.

no spaceship has been on my anus

I guess you are a soyboy

**KVB** · 08-25-20, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I hope we get rain here in Austin.

Not even the nasty weather wants to get near that Koresh style home you have out there on the Texas plain.

But if it did, at you least you'd have all those wives and babies to keep you warm.

**RudyRuetigger** · 08-25-20, 09:51 PM

Austin is the new SAN FRAN

**KVB** · 08-25-20, 09:57 PM

So that dedicated Reds announcer was talking about Austin?

Who had that in the pool?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-25-20, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

Austin is the new SAN FRAN

I haven’t seen shits on the sidewalks and streets yet.

**jjgold** · 08-25-20, 10:13 PM

Total overreaction like normal this is not a bad hurricane

**pablo222** · 08-26-20, 06:10 AM

Hurricane Laura continues to strengthen; Texas, Louisiana brace for impact

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hurricane-laura-continues-to-strengthen-texas-louisiana-brace-for-impact

Hurricane Laura continued to strengthen Tuesday evening as it churned through the Gulf of Mexico toward Texas and Louisiana, where hundreds of thousands of coastal residents were evacuating.

**jjgold** · 08-26-20, 06:13 AM

America so weak its pathetic

**chico2663** · 08-26-20, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I hope we get rain here in Austin.

God’s country.

**chico2663** · 08-26-20, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

Austin is the new SAN FRAN

So when you moving to Austin mr. log cabin?

**jjgold** · 08-26-20, 10:15 AM

Austin A disaster

I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me

**mpaschal34** · 08-26-20, 10:29 AM

Mother Nature does not believe in BLM. She’s still chasing the New Orleans refuges from Katrina.

She’s racist!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-26-20, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Austin A disaster

I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me

How many blowjobs did you give?

How much gas money did you make?

**hehfest** · 08-26-20, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Austin A disaster

I was there passing through last year at least five guys proposition me

They all thought you were LGBTQ. It's there way of being nice and wanting to know what you are. They were all straight. That's the cowboy way.

**The General** · 08-26-20, 12:33 PM

I'm sure Mr Trump is all over this with aid and support.

**jjgold** · 08-26-20, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

How many blowjobs did you give?

How much gas money did you make?

I walked away, no interest in sausage

Guys were banging in alleys it was crazy

**Auto Donk** · 08-27-20, 03:07 PM

did not get one f'n drop of rain from either storm, little marco or laura......

those fukkers had marco coming right over my house a week ago....

wtf happened to his little gay ass?

guess he just vanished like he did last time, in a sea of soap suds and gay cubans......

glad I DIDN'T EVER CONSIDER LEAVING DONKLAND........

**cincinnatikid513** · 08-27-20, 03:07 PM

lake charles got hit hard

**jjgold** · 08-27-20, 03:14 PM

lol a dud

**guitarjosh** · 08-27-20, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

did not get one f'n drop of rain from either storm, little marco or laura......

those fukkers had marco coming right over my house a week ago....

wtf happened to his little gay ass?

guess he just vanished like he did last time, in a sea of soap suds and gay cubans......

glad I DIDN'T EVER CONSIDER LEAVING DONKLAND........

What part of Texas are you in?