1. 08-15-20 09:46 AM #1
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    VIDEO: The Donk explains the difference between SBR PROS and bdf non-SBR Pros!

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  2. 08-15-20 09:50 AM #2
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    Excellent video
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  3. 08-15-20 10:49 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Excellent video
    Thank you, sir..... Keep me posted on whether Bitcherd meets up with you and deposits ten large with you..... once he does, and formally accepts the fight with me and agrees to allow it to be filmed and posted on SBR, I'll be heading your way..........
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  4. 08-15-20 11:10 AM #4
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    All that land and peace out there

    Looks beautiful


    Fuk
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  5. 08-15-20 11:17 AM #5
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    The good life.
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  6. 08-15-20 11:30 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    All that land and peace out there

    Looks beautiful


    Fuk

    very much the case, Goldy.......

    you always have an open invitation to come down and knock back a few cold ones, cruise the farm/ranch, even light up the sky with some tracers after the sun goes down if we decide we want to disrupt the peace for a little while......

    some of the best salt water fishin' in the world is only 20 mins away, and world class white-tailed bucks are only a five minute ride to the back of ranch, which nestles up against the Nueces River........

    and the asses that were prancin' around in scrunch back bikinis -- despite the KUNG FLU -- on north padre last weekend when I was down there fishin' were a sight to see......

    first two fish from that morning:






    last two to clean (had a bunch of whiting and a few black drum, and even one jack to get out of the way first):






    ps, Diggity......

    yes, that fish on the right is what you thought it was (dennis green-like there), a MOTHER FUKKIN 24" SPECKLED TROUT...........

    with a fish like that, you can land a blowjob from a babe as hot as the one that I had make you that christmas video a few years back..........
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  7. 08-15-20 12:08 PM #7
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    pss.... JJ, and Diggity, these are two other fish that are abundant down in the north padre surf:

    first, the always tasty cousin of the redfish, known as black drum:






    and second, the hardest fighting fish known to the gulf of mexico, pound for pound, the jack.........






    this 8-pound jack is on the small end of how big these badboys can get, and if bled out (why I chopped his tail immediately after catching it), can be quite good table fair when baked with Old Bay Seasoning and butter.....

    all in all, not a bad day in the surf when you catch twenty plus fish in the surf on n. padre when scrunch backs frolic near by in the sand.......
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  8. 08-15-20 12:14 PM #8
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    Auto can you get me hookers?

    I am sure you know the right people as an unlicensed street lawyer
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    hookers are my middle name.........
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    JJ, best way I can describe my interaction with what you seek most in life is:



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  11. 08-15-20 01:09 PM #11
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    Looks like a good spot for an impromptu sbr pro bash
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    Looks like a good spot for an impromptu sbr pro bash
    wife and I are in the process of finding/purchasing a beach house on n. padre island...... may have to do a bbq/skeet shoot at the farm, then have limos take us to n. padre island for a weekend of total debauchery, between the beachhouse and a floor of condos at the nearby Beach Club Condos or -- get this -- The Waves Resort........


    This "Waves Resort" is the, well, think the exact opposite of, this:





    damn, I know it may be this tequila I'm already drinkin' as we get ready to head to L'Auberge, but it seems like waves' flappy b-cups have grown some in size since I last saw them in this photo last year.........
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    Shooting is addicting any form

    Real, air guns, blank guns
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shooting is addicting any form

    Real, air guns, blank guns

    JJ..... you know there's only one category of gun in DonkLand, at The Farm, and The Beach House Owned by LaDonque at North Padre.......


    here's a hint, showin' my latest acquisition (equipped with Viridian laser sights).......





    and yes, that's this month's purchase of bullets, 740 9mm rounds.......

    those 40 Gold Dot hollow points are what I loaded three extra clips and the one in gun with...... will tear a man's -- or tranny's -- guts out with them as the exit through a hole you could put your fist through.....
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    Awesome photos. I hate fishing - no patience but do appreciate the process
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    lets do it!
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  17. 08-15-20 04:31 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hookers are my middle name.........
    AutoDonk, I know you want to beat JJ's skull in, but be nice and don't take him to the hookers down on Leopard St.
    They are cheap but way too nasty, even for him.
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    haha... when I was in high school in Corpus, all the workin girls were on chapparal st., near where redfish grill is today......

    still remember some homeless guy asking us one night when we were down on chap messing with the hookers, "can you tell me how to get to Lee - oh - pard street?"

    guess he didn't go to school and read up on leopards.......
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  19. 08-15-20 05:33 PM #19
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    Men I am armed

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    GUNS, ROIDS AND SEX FOR ME
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  20. 08-15-20 05:43 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post


    I loaded three extra clips and the one in gun with...... will tear a man's blah, blah, blah....
    "clips",eh?...lol clueless.
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  21. 08-15-20 05:44 PM #21
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    What are clips?
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  22. 08-15-20 05:50 PM #22
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    Donk,

    Are you related to John Wayne? You sound like him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wife and I are in the process of finding/purchasing a beach house on n. padre island...... may have to do a bbq/skeet shoot at the farm, then have limos take us to n. padre island for a weekend of total debauchery, between the beachhouse and a floor of condos at the nearby Beach Club Condos or -- get this -- The Waves Resort........


    This "Waves Resort" is the, well, think the exact opposite of, this:





    damn, I know it may be this tequila I'm already drinkin' as we get ready to head to L'Auberge, but it seems like waves' flappy b-cups have grown some in size since I last saw them in this photo last year.........

    Donk, you're a riot...B Cups!
    Don't gain any weight, I did and increased a cup size....it was diet city when I saw a very unflattering photo.
    Keep living the dream....party on!
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  24. 08-15-20 06:42 PM #24
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    auto do you even know how to load a semi automatic?


    Revolvers guys usually intimidated by them
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    nice vid. Shame i got sick. We used to go quad running at family ranch in mcallen,hunting in kerrville and fishing at lake conroe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    auto do you even know how to load a semi automatic?


    Revolvers guys usually intimidated by them
    dude he is from texas. We can shoot just about anything.
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  27. 08-15-20 09:08 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    What are clips?
    in s. tex., we call "magazines" clips........... we don't waste syllables........

    unless we're telling sex stories......
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  28. 08-15-20 09:26 PM #28
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    Lol
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  29. 08-22-20 07:37 AM #29
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    is that a glock 43 Donker? asking for a friend
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    Farmer, attorney, key party co-ordinator, marksman & handicapper.....


    what doesnt this do?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Farmer, attorney, key party co-ordinator, marksman & handicapper.....


    what doesnt this do?!
    simply put, La Donk (channeling my inner ricky henderson with the ref to myself in the third person) parties like a rock star, plays like an all star, looks like a movie star, and fuks like a porn star..........


    here's what a babe gets when, like the spaniard takin' the photo below, she orders up a good ol' heapin' helping of DONK:








    (that's the type of photo waves wishes he could have posted on mingle2 to score some trim, instead of that saggy b-cup mardi-gra'in photo).....



    at the opposite end of the spectrum to LaDonk, I give you wussywaves:



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    Beautiful GLOCK!!!
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  33. 08-23-20 05:46 AM #33
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    I feel like Bobby is getting more done & is slightly happier than hes ever been


    ..this was a good thing for everybody!
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