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    stevenash
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    Mel Kiper

    I can't stomach the guy anymore.
    He doesn't know how to STFU, the windbag never comes up for air either.
    He's a talking run on sentence too.

    Kiper only knows what insiders tell him, and he's often wrong.

    He's a community college dropout (look it up, it's true)
    Plus he's never put on a pair of cleats in his life either.

    Kiper is one of many reasons why ESPN is such a failure today.
    I switched over to the NFL network for my draft analysis.
    Screw this blowhard.

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    He never gets the picks right or a teams needs. Gets paid millions to get 5 or 6 of the first rounders correct. Why would any nfl team tell him anything true??
    Last edited by seaborneq; 04-23-20 at 04:34 PM.

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    The guy never shuts up. On and on about nothing.

    Monstrous pain in the ass.

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    He's supposed to circulate misinformation.

    Smokescreen Pro.

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    +1 U R Correct

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    McShay recovering from Coronavirus and is out for tonight. Even more Kiper in his absence.

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    He's never really bothered me

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    Kiper probably slipped McShay COVID-laced food so he could have the spotlight tonight.

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    kiper is useless

    might have the best job in sports for how wrong he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    McShay recovering from Coronavirus and is out for tonight. Even more Kiper in his absence.
    What a wimp. Can’t get on his phone/zoom or write an article about the draft Because of the coronavirus?? Now there is no draft balance. Just Kiper vs Kiper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChessPlayer1 View Post
    He's supposed to circulate misinformation.

    Smokescreen Pro.
    Wrong information??? Based on his projections no one has ever told him the truth.

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    1998 had Wadsworth over Payton.




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    His radio show with Dari during college football is a pretty good listen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    He's never really bothered me
    Same here because I ignore him

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    who in the hell is mel kiper anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post




    who in the hell is mel kiper anyway
    Love that! Never gets old LOL!

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    Post the frank caliendo video vs Todd McShay

    Todd Todd Todd

    He’s def on yayo
    Last edited by Louisvillekid1; 04-23-20 at 07:48 PM.

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    Kiper said in 2010 that if Jimmy Clausen wasn't a successful NFL QB in eight years he'll retire.
    Clausen evaporated after 2015, Kiper didn't,





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    He's annoying to me also, but I'm jealous I don't have his gig. He does what 100% of us would love to do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I can't stomach the guy anymore.
    He doesn't know how to STFU, the windbag never comes up for air either.
    He's a talking run on sentence too.

    Kiper only knows what insiders tell him, and he's often wrong.

    He's a community college dropout (look it up, it's true)
    Plus he's never put on a pair of cleats in his life either.

    Kiper is one of many reasons why ESPN is such a failure today.
    I switched over to the NFL network for my draft analysis.
    Screw this blowhard.
    I agree with you on Kiper.. hard to listen to.

    As far as ESPN being a failure...I’d like to own
    a piece of that failure...


    Does poster Big Bear make SBR a failure...no just
    solidifies what we all know...he’s an idiot but the site is not to blame.

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    I want a piece, too, Al. Don't be greedy. 😁

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    I've never put my hand in the dirt but have DESTROYED world pros in football handicapping contests

    I was a basketball, soccer and tennis player, but college and nfl capping my specialty.

    Tired if hearing people say if u didn't play u can't analyze.

    Most of you never played organized hoops or 3 years varsity hoops like i did but u try to talk hoops


    GTFO w that shitttt

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    I've never put my hand in the dirt but have DESTROYED world pros in football handicapping contests

    I was a basketball, soccer and tennis player, but college and nfl capping my specialty.

    Tired if hearing people say if u didn't play u can't analyze.

    Most of you never played organized hoops or 3 years varsity hoops like i did but u try to talk hoops


    GTFO w that shitttt
    There was a saying back in the day, “homie don’t play that”, but see they were wrong “homie did play that”.

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    Todd todd todd todd todd

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    all of these guys guess right and wrong

    same as handicapping

    all guessing except real big chalks

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    I've never put my hand in the dirt but have DESTROYED world pros in football handicapping contests

    I was a basketball, soccer and tennis player, but college and nfl capping my specialty.

    Tired if hearing people say if u didn't play u can't analyze.

    Most of you never played organized hoops or 3 years varsity hoops like i did but u try to talk hoops


    GTFO w that shitttt
    I played three sports, not hoops though.
    I'm qualified to say Kiper don't know shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaborneq View Post
    What a wimp. Can’t get on his phone/zoom or write an article about the draft Because of the coronavirus?? Now there is no draft balance. Just Kiper vs Kiper.
    With the way the NFL was handling corona last night, I wouldn’t be surprised if they told him that he wasn’t allowed to join in via zoom just got PR reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I can't stomach the guy anymore.
    He doesn't know how to STFU, the windbag never comes up for air either.
    He's a talking run on sentence too.

    Kiper only knows what insiders tell him, and he's often wrong.

    He's a community college dropout (look it up, it's true)
    Plus he's never put on a pair of cleats in his life either.

    Kiper is one of many reasons why ESPN is such a failure today.
    I switched over to the NFL network for my draft analysis.
    Screw this blowhard.
    add todd mcshay

    different sport but add joe lunardi too


    those guys do nothing, remind of that one person on officespace, but noone says uhhhh this added nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    With the way the NFL was handling corona last night, I wouldn’t be surprised if they told him that he wasn’t allowed to join in via zoom just got PR reasons.
    Handling coronavirus ??? Plenty of folks sitting under each other last night and kids within 6feet of adults. 6 or more people walking in and out of rooms that you could see. But McShay is what the NFL was worried about last night?? It was coronavirus cringe worthy last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    add todd mcshay

    different sport but add joe lunardi too


    those guys do nothing, remind of that one person on officespace, but noone says uhhhh this added nothing
    Lunardi too, yes.
    I take exception of these talking heads because they're tagged as analysts, they don't have any degrees or such in analyzing.
    I'm an I/T Operations Analyst that put in the hours in tech school and yet I make a fraction of what these blowhards make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaborneq View Post
    Handling coronavirus ??? Plenty of folks sitting under each other last night and kids within 6feet of adults. 6 or more people walking in and out of rooms that you could see. But McShay is what the NFL was worried about last night?? It was coronavirus cringe worthy last night
    The first 40 minutes of the show last night was cringe worthy.
    I kept yelling at the screen "get on with it"
    My wife thought I lost my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The first 40 minutes of the show last night was cringe worthy.
    I kept yelling at the screen "get on with it"
    My wife thought I lost my mind.
    I don’t have to watch that virtual reality draft again. No way should it take days under good times. It’s hard to watch. Harder To watch now and its the only live programming. I’d rather watch Gattaca again with uma Thurman

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The first 40 minutes of the show last night was cringe worthy.
    I kept yelling at the screen "get on with it"
    My wife thought I lost my mind.

    This is the perfect event to not watch live.

    Record it..then start watching an hour after it starts
    then just fly to the picks...skip
    all the non stop trash talking clowns.

    Or option 2.. watch it live without sound.

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