1. 11-05-18 09:06 PM #1
    pavyracer
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    What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?

    He just looks like a deer in the headlights. No emotion. How can the team get inspired by a coach that always looks like a statue in a museum?
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  2. 11-05-18 09:09 PM #2
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    No idea

    He needs to go
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  3. 11-05-18 09:15 PM #3
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    He is the ultimate YES Man

    “Yes Jerry, is that how you want it Jerry, anything for you Jerry”

    In order to get fired he has to tell Jerry NO which he will never do.
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  4. 11-05-18 09:25 PM #4
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    He spits weird too. He spits but like nothing comes out. Its like he just does it to calm his nerves
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  5. 11-05-18 09:27 PM #5
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    Grow a pair

    J Jones is the definition of a spoiled brat
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  6. 11-05-18 09:27 PM #6
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    I had a girlfriend like that..lol
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  7. 11-05-18 09:28 PM #7
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    run run pass lmao. why do you think theyre so bad?
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  8. 11-05-18 09:42 PM #8
    bosigga
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    Garrett sucks
    Dak sucks
    OC sucks

    Predictable and pathetic
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  9. 11-05-18 09:43 PM #9
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    He could get fired after the game
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  10. 11-05-18 09:45 PM #10
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    Jerry doesn’t care....cowboys are the most profitable organization of any league and team....
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  11. 11-05-18 09:49 PM #11
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    Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
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  12. 11-05-18 09:54 PM #12
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    Ive been saying this about McCarthy for ages,some head coaches are just loved by the owners,they wont get rid of them.
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  13. 11-05-18 09:55 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
    doubt it. Jerry needs his puppet in place
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  14. 11-05-18 10:03 PM #14
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    Jerry can’t be too mad when he’s calling the shots.
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  15. 11-05-18 10:36 PM #15
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    Because it's Jerry's team unlike some past coaches who ran the show .
    Jerry doesn't like people talking back . He doesn't give a shit they suck , he's making money hand over fist on these losers
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  16. 11-05-18 10:45 PM #16
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    JJ will probably need to kick the bucket first
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  17. 11-05-18 10:49 PM #17
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    People still care about the cowboys?

    One playoff win since the late 90s?
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  18. 11-05-18 11:40 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ari Gold View Post
    He is the ultimate YES Man

    “Yes Jerry, is that how you want it Jerry, anything for you Jerry”

    In order to get fired he has to tell Jerry NO which he will never do.
    Well for 5 + mills a year I think I would do same thing - YES MR JERRY and HOW HIGH SIR !!
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  19. 11-05-18 11:51 PM #19
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    he's like the white version of a black head coach

    i wanted this loser gone when i last watched nfl idk how many years ago
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  20. 11-06-18 12:23 AM #20
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    The most Jason Garrett thing ever:

    Down 14 4th 10 dak throws it out of the end zone as he gets hit. Camera zooms to daks face in disappointment and right behind him you can see Garrett clapping his god damn hands.
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  21. 11-06-18 12:39 AM #21
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    What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?

    Be black.
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  22. 11-06-18 01:03 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?


    Be black.
    unreal

    you make me want to smash my head against a wall

    do less drugs fuckwad
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  23. 11-06-18 01:08 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    unreal

    you make me want to smash my head against a wall

    do less drugs fuckwad
    Last edited by GUMMO77; 11-06-18 at 01:18 AM.
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  24. 11-06-18 01:12 AM #24
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    Garrett saw Jerry kill a hooker on his party bus and knows where the body is buried.
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  25. 11-06-18 01:21 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    he's like the white version of a black head coach
    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?


    Be black.
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  26. 11-06-18 02:12 AM #26
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    hey i am ****** my 2 favorite teams dallas and cincy. Born in killeen texas and season tix to bengals for 13 years. Bad owner jones and mike brown. Worse coaches garret and marvin lewis. I can't wait til college basketball.
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  27. 11-06-18 02:12 AM #27
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    chico, please stop saying bad words
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  28. 11-06-18 03:56 AM #28
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    Jerrah would never fire Garrett. He’s a puppet. JJ is the head coach
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  29. 11-06-18 04:41 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
    Shitte, sign me up! If this bus is arocking, don't come aknocking.
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  30. 11-06-18 05:40 AM #30
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    Prescott is horrific
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  31. 11-08-18 02:36 AM #31
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    Long as he lets Jerry’s pull his strings he safe for life! Or until Jerry needs a scapegoat. But who the hell will coach this team? Nobody with any clout gonna go there and deal w jerry bs.
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  32. 11-08-18 02:47 AM #32
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    Garret is a great coach. Perfect fit for the Cowgirl's underachievers.
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  33. 11-08-18 04:08 AM #33
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    Change his race.
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  34. 11-08-18 10:17 AM #34
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    Maybe this would work.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nWnOvUivs
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  35. 11-08-18 10:46 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    he's like the white version of a black head coach

    i wanted this loser gone when i last watched nfl idk how many years ago
    exactly
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