[fried cheese]

i wonder how many games the nfl will suspend him for non-consensual ejaculation targeting.

[sweethook]

whats this about a trick hoe baby mama- where can i get one ?

[Yulia74]

At least it appears AB was great at expressing himself in writing

[floki]

We all witnessed what this monster did to the raiders. No Vaseline

[KVB]

...

AB was over at Tom Brady’s house meeting his wife and kids when the rape allegations break on the TV.

thats sad

[Optional]

[juicername]

Gummo is a prick

He's always been

His dry sarcasm and lack of personality is not a good look

I do think his behavior over the last couple months certainly doesn’t help his case. I think he raped Britney 3 times, I believe her

Nah gummo is good people.

[unde0087]

[reigle9]

Doubt NY times would run it if fake

not sure if a troll account, but its literally their business model

[hawkeye 16]

Is there a ghetto Rosetta Stone someone can lend me...?

I kind of feel sorry for the guy if that's his level of education. What are the Patriots play calls for him going to be? "You go run. Run fast"

[MadTiger]

Not sure you are the right person to comment on grammar.

"correct person"

(I must be. :-/ )

[MadTiger]

whats this about a trick hoe baby mama- where can i get one ?

"You are just joking, right? You don't WANT one--trust me."--Shawn Kemp

[Grits n' Gravy]

If these are real, he is an idiot on so many different levels.

[slambam]

95% of NFL players are a waste of oxygen, this tool bag is a leader in that department.

[jjgold]

this stuff better than the actual games

[grease lightnin]

Can someone translate????????????????

modern day William Shakespeare

could have used an Oxford comma a few places in there

Is there a ghetto Rosetta Stone someone can lend me...?

"I jack my dick on your back !" Put a question mark at the end and this reads as a denial of her allegation and puts the rest of the message in the context that she is attempting to extort him--"come up"--at the direction of her mother.

Good lesson to kids: If you don't learn to properly express yourself with simple English grammar and punctuation, one day a ratchet hoe could accuse you of something you didn't do, and your denial could be used in the court of law as an admission of guilt.

Either that or he is literally the stupidest idiot to ever walk the earth and should be locked up with the key thrown away.

[BeatTheJerk]

That "failed gymnast" must've been the straw that broke the camels back (or load in this instance)

I missed this lol, good one silk

[spro23]

I'd rather jack off on a young gymnast than 40 yr old Giselle. just sayin. Hope brady didn't leave them alone.

[jjgold]

"I jack my dick on your back !" Put a question mark at the end and this reads as a denial of her allegation and puts the rest of the message in the context that she is attempting to extort him--"come up"--at the direction of her mother.

Good lesson to kids: If you don't learn to properly express yourself with simple English grammar and punctuation, one day a ratchet hoe could accuse you of something you didn't do, and your denial could be used in the court of law as an admission of guilt.

Either that or he is literally the stupidest idiot to ever walk the earth and should be locked up with the key thrown away.

they all are lowest IQ's in world

[spro23]

a side note, it's a sad world when a rich man can't get a nut without losing it all.

robert kraft, antonio, kobe, etc.... its easier to get laid as a poor man after you nut the girl doesn't particularly care. These rich guys are targets.

I'm not sure kraft's billions can even buy him a model escort anymore, there's too much reward to cry rape to the media. I'd argue women love the media attention even more than money. They get to be a celebrity for a bit, go on talk shows and whatnot.

[Foxx]

My favorite part of the text was "feel a sleep" instead of fell asleep and "lien bitch" in place of lying bitch.

Good stuff Antonio

[spro23]

I really hope he was just being lazy spelling it "lien", like he knows it's slang. I can't fathom that he genuinely thinks Lying, or lyin perhaps, should be spelled lien.

[WvGambler]

I expected the times of these to be midnight and beyond.

5:52 pm

That was my first thought too! DAMN. He talks that way in the middle of the fukkin afternoon!?!

[slambam]

a side note, it's a sad world when a rich man can't get a nut without losing it all.

robert kraft, antonio, kobe, etc.... its easier to get laid as a poor man after you nut the girl doesn't particularly care. These rich guys are targets.

I'm not sure kraft's billions can even buy him a model escort anymore, there's too much reward to cry rape to the media. I'd argue women love the media attention even more than money. They get to be a celebrity for a bit, go on talk shows and whatnot.

Who ever said anything about rape with Kraft? Wasn't it basically just solicitation of prostitution, and that place was aligned with human trafficking? Don't think there was anything about him having to do with the human trafficking, his case is a far cry from rape.

[WvGambler]

We live in a time where it’s considered cool to be rich and uneducated. He’s spelling things like that purposely. For some reason you get more “street cred” for making your way in life and also being dumb as a box of legos. It really is a strange time to be alive.

I’m a very educated guy, and make a modest living. I’m probably considered as uncool as can be.

[WvGambler]

Who ever said anything about rape with Kraft? Wasn't it basically just solicitation of prostitution, and that place was aligned with human trafficking? Don't think there was anything about him having to do with the human trafficking, his case is a far cry from rape.

Yes. People are idiots. They try and make it seem like Robert Kraft is a freak and a monster because he likes getting hand jobs.

[spro23]

Im saying every avenue for a man to get a nut is being deliberately weaponized against him so the government has more power over us.

Wife? Divorces and takes half your shit
Side bitch? Cries rape
Brothel? Claim its human trafficking

Theyre stacking the deck so you lose no matter what you choose.

[WvGambler]

Im saying every avenue for a man to get a nut is being deliberately weaponized against him so the government has more power over us.

Wife? Divorces and takes half your shit
Side bitch? Cries rape
Brothel? Claim its human trafficking

Theyre stacking the deck so you lose no matter what you choose.

You can still just fukk normal people.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ve had my fair share of sexual escapades. I’ve not been accused of rape. Seems like it happens a lot when you just pick something up off the side of the road and penetrate.

[floki]

it’s always a good day when oj tweets

killer advice, juice

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/stat...59609070309376

[jjgold]

OJ is great on twitter

[floki]

AB boomin' on gisele's back now

[Snowball]

https://heavy.com/sports/2019/09/britney-taylor/

i don't like the signing at all
but if Tom wants it whatever.

Gisele the Good Witch must want to practice on him
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertain...=YF&yptr=yahoo

[zam77]

You can still just fukk normal people.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ve had my fair share of sexual escapades. I’ve not been accused of rape. Seems like it happens a lot when you just pick something up off the side of the road and penetrate.

WV stop braggin about your sex life... you know there's nothing normal about the sexual escapades of you fine folks in West Virginia

[Kermit]

Can someone translate????????????????

modern day William Shakespeare

could have used an Oxford comma a few places in there

Is there a ghetto Rosetta Stone someone can lend me...?

Nice to see that his time spent at Central Michigan was put to good use.

[WvGambler]

WV stop braggin about your sex life... you know there's nothing normal about the sexual escapades of you fine folks in West Virginia

I blame myself for making that one too easy for a grizzled Vet like Zammer.