Oh wow diggity this isn't great but here goes
I see in your near future a growing discomfort with your ailment so much so that you try to drown your sorrows in beer, pussy, and gambling.
Since you are awful at the last two you can only get illegal alien pussy and you lose all your money gambling. With your last few dollars you can scrape together you head to the clinic and find out you have a rare form of crotch eating virus.
Tragically you also infected many illegal chicas who track you down and start beating on your doors and windows. With your house in foreclosure you decide to go the cash for auto title route and head south of the border to find an affordable alternative medicine practice. You gather together all the illegal chicas you infected and lead a rare southward moving caravan into Mexico.
At first your caravan makes the news and you think maybe people will want to donate, but then they have to stop covering it because everyone is constantly grabbing and scratching their privates so it isn't suitable for tv. You are then soon forgotten about when Alexandria Ocasio Cortez makes headlines getting trapped in her refrigerator.
Well South of the Border and tired and hungry you and your caravan are running out of options. Three of your chicas approach you and they each claim they know someone different who can help. To try to convince you, the one on the left shakes her
, the one on the right twerks, and the one in the middle shoves a rotten ear of corn down her throat. I don't know which one you choose because I can't read your future past this point. Good luck