[eaglesfan371]

#fakenews

ok

Buying a bottle of 12 year Macallan to celebrate

[jjgold]

[Easy-Rider 66]

[big joe 1212]

Great news, second offer came in, shockingly higher + the best benefit plan I've ever seen. Beyond happy. Signed returned the offer letter.

Congrats!

We’ll miss seeing you around here

[USCPHILLYGUY]

ok

Buying a bottle of 12 year Macallan to celebrate

$56

[maggiethebestdog]

Eagles should ask Hurry for a job since he oversees hundreds of people

Maybe an intern on the podcasts, movies and investigate journals

[Bostongambler]

Huad, you went from contemplating knocking off a liquor store to making it on the New York Times best seller list in like 3 weeks.

[eaglesfan371]

$56

Yes? I like premium every once in awhile but not wealthy enough to go Johnnie Walker blue.

Last time I was in Cleveland playing PLO at Jack casino, some big business dude bought me a round of JW blue. Turns out he was gay and said if you ever need to rebuy chips come find me...ew. No thanks dude.

Its annoying how often I've been propositioned by gay guys. I'm slender but muscular so apparently my body is a "twunk" type. Hell back in January I had a gay couple ask me out during Uber drive and when I declined they gave me 4 stars...

[Bostongambler]

Yes? I like premium every once in awhile but not wealthy enough to go Johnnie Walker blue.

Wealthy enough?????

You drive an Uber. You’re not wealthy at all.


Good luck with your future wagers.

[maggiethebestdog]

Huad, you went from contemplating knocking off a liquor store to making it on the New York Times best seller list in like 3 weeks.

Eagles is an up and comer in the fake story department, but make no mistake, Hurry is the best of the best

Eagles is still wet behind the ears while Hurry has been faking stories for years

Maybe one day the student will become the teacher

Godspeed

[maggiethebestdog]

Yes? I like premium every once in awhile but not wealthy enough to go Johnnie Walker blue.

Last time I was in Cleveland playing PLO at Jack casino, some big business dude bought me a round of JW blue. Turns out he was gay and said if you ever need to rebuy chips come find me...ew. No thanks dude.

Its annoying how often I've been propositioned by gay guys. I'm slender but muscular so apparently my body is a "twunk" type. Hell back in January I had a gay couple ask me out during Uber drive and when I declined they gave me 4 stars...

LOL
Maybe I counted out Eagles too soon

[Bostongambler]

Eagles is an up and comer in the fake story department, but make no mistake, Hurry is the best of the best

Eagles is still wet behind the ears while Hurry has been faking stories for years

Maybe one day the student will become the teacher

Godspeed

Once he snatches the crack vile from his hand he will be ready , Grasshopper

[jts1207]

Huad, you went from contemplating knocking off a liquor store to making it on the New York Times best seller list in like 3 weeks.

Becareful BG.....he will report you to his mod friend when you bury him

[eaglesfan371]

LOL
Maybe I counted out Eagles too soon

Maggie I have no filter, I speak my mind. I share the good, the bad, and the ugly. Back when I was 19, I was very depressed. However, I was not suicidal. A friend reported me for being suicidal and cops came, I wanted NOTHING to do with them so I ran. They got me and dragged me to the ER where they would take me to the psych ward later as that hospital inpatient was full. Kid you not, I knew the exit of that hospital from when I had alcohol poisoning the previous semester and found myself there one morning.

The nurse in charge of watching me that night was fat. I could tell I could easily outrun him. Knew it was one left turn, one right then left and RUN, you're out the door. So I asked him...can I use the bathroom. He said sure, go that way, moment I was approaching the first turn I RAN. I made it out! I ran in that shitty white hospital gown. Sadly they found me 45 mins later but damn I was close. Had not thought though of the end plan, like how to get from hospital back to dorm.

Why did I do all this? To avoid the lovely 3k medical bill involuntarily imposed on me by the goddamn psych ward. You see when you view money as a good portion of self worth, 3k medical bill makes you furious. Same as a speeding camera trap or your car getting towed. I become red as an apple in anger for unexpected bills.

Sadly, they got me. Threatened to taze me unless I came nicely. I did. I spit at everyone cursing nonstop to let me go and then they sedated me. Woke up in pysch ward. The only cool part is I met a bipolar chick, who I later made out with there and slept with once after we both got out.

There you have it. Another unspoken Eagles college story. My first two years of college were absolute hell. This is one of those stories.

[jts1207]

Maggie I have no filter, I speak my mind. I share the good, the bad, and the ugly. Back when I was 19, I was very depressed. However, I was not suicidal. A friend reported me for being suicidal and cops came, I wanted NOTHING to do with them so I ran. They got me and dragged me to the ER where they would take me to the psych ward later as that hospital inpatient was full. Kid you not, I knew the exit of that hospital from when I had alcohol poisoning the previous semester and found myself there one morning.

The nurse in charge of watching me that night was fat. I could tell I could easily outrun him. Knew it was one left turn, one right then left and RUN, you're out the door. So I asked him...can I use the bathroom. He said sure, go that way, moment I was approaching the first turn I RAN. I made it out! I ran in that shitty white hospital gown. Sadly they found me 45 mins later but damn I was close. Had not thought though of the end plan, like how to get from hospital back to dorm.

Why did I do all this? To avoid the lovely 3k medical bill involuntarily imposed on me by the goddamn psych ward. You see when you view money as a good portion of self worth, 3k medical bill makes you furious. Same as a speeding camera trap or your car getting towed. I become red as an apple in anger for unexpected bills.

Sadly, they got me. Threatened to taze me unless I came nicely. I did. I spit at everyone cursing nonstop to let me go and then they sedated me. Woke up in pysch ward. The only cool part is I met a bipolar chick, who I later made out with there and slept with once after we both got out.

There you have it. Another unspoken Eagles college story. My first two years of college were absolute hell. This is one of those stories.

This guy's a Hurry and SteveK hybrid lol

[eaglesfan371]

This guy's a Hurry and SteveK hybrid lol

First two years of college, I was a HUAD. Partied, drugs, lowkey depressed, didn't focus on school etc. Then I got arrested. Spent two nights in jail. Put on drug testing. Cleaned up my act, had to pay my school and really excelled. None of those issues anymore, no interest in drugs or heavy partying. 3.1 GPA first two years, 3.7 GPA final three years, two bachelors of science.

[funnyb25]

Eagles should ask Hurry for a job since he oversees hundreds of people

Maybe an intern on the podcasts, movies and investigate journals

Those 4 words really brought me back to the ACoochy thread.

#PositiveCashFlowBookie

[unlearn]

Johnny blue is trash. Another blend like all JW. Just hype and nothing more. Single malts are the way to go.

[Fire in da hole]

Maggie I have no filter, I speak my mind. I share the good, the bad, and the ugly. Back when I was 19, I was very depressed. However, I was not suicidal. A friend reported me for being suicidal and cops came, I wanted NOTHING to do with them so I ran. They got me and dragged me to the ER where they would take me to the psych ward later as that hospital inpatient was full. Kid you not, I knew the exit of that hospital from when I had alcohol poisoning the previous semester and found myself there one morning.

The nurse in charge of watching me that night was fat. I could tell I could easily outrun him. Knew it was one left turn, one right then left and RUN, you're out the door. So I asked him...can I use the bathroom. He said sure, go that way, moment I was approaching the first turn I RAN. I made it out! I ran in that shitty white hospital gown. Sadly they found me 45 mins later but damn I was close. Had not thought though of the end plan, like how to get from hospital back to dorm.

Why did I do all this? To avoid the lovely 3k medical bill involuntarily imposed on me by the goddamn psych ward. You see when you view money as a good portion of self worth, 3k medical bill makes you furious. Same as a speeding camera trap or your car getting towed. I become red as an apple in anger for unexpected bills.

Sadly, they got me. Threatened to taze me unless I came nicely. I did. I spit at everyone cursing nonstop to let me go and then they sedated me. Woke up in pysch ward. The only cool part is I met a bipolar chick, who I later made out with there and slept with once after we both got out.

There you have it. Another unspoken Eagles college story. My first two years of college were absolute hell. This is one of those stories.

Jesus, the fkn making of Michael Myers

[5mike5]

Jesus, the fkn making of Michael Myers

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Eagles should ask Hurry for a job since he oversees hundreds of people

Maybe an intern on the podcasts, movies and investigate journals

thats stevek who hires people retard

if u gonna troll, troll right

[mikejamm]

Maggie I have no filter, I speak my mind. I share the good, the bad, and the ugly. Back when I was 19, I was very depressed. However, I was not suicidal. A friend reported me for being suicidal and cops came, I wanted NOTHING to do with them so I ran. They got me and dragged me to the ER where they would take me to the psych ward later as that hospital inpatient was full. Kid you not, I knew the exit of that hospital from when I had alcohol poisoning the previous semester and found myself there one morning.

The nurse in charge of watching me that night was fat. I could tell I could easily outrun him. Knew it was one left turn, one right then left and RUN, you're out the door. So I asked him...can I use the bathroom. He said sure, go that way, moment I was approaching the first turn I RAN. I made it out! I ran in that shitty white hospital gown. Sadly they found me 45 mins later but damn I was close. Had not thought though of the end plan, like how to get from hospital back to dorm.

Why did I do all this? To avoid the lovely 3k medical bill involuntarily imposed on me by the goddamn psych ward. You see when you view money as a good portion of self worth, 3k medical bill makes you furious. Same as a speeding camera trap or your car getting towed. I become red as an apple in anger for unexpected bills.

Sadly, they got me. Threatened to taze me unless I came nicely. I did. I spit at everyone cursing nonstop to let me go and then they sedated me. Woke up in pysch ward. The only cool part is I met a bipolar chick, who I later made out with there and slept with once after we both got out.

There you have it. Another unspoken Eagles college story. My first two years of college were absolute hell. This is one of those stories.

Didn’t read.This fuk’in long winded blow hard and his lying bullshit.
Saloon this fuk’in waste of space post whor’in loser!

[allabout the $$$]

This guy with all his fake stories stfu eagles go away!

[jjgold]

Eagles it’s time to stop with the stories or we’re going to clamp down

[eaglesfan371]

Eagles it’s time to stop with the stories or we’re going to clamp down

The funny thing is they're true. Like I said, I have a lot of material for stand up comedy. Just make fun of myself with past stories and attempt to relate it to society as a whole to connect with the audience.

[thomorino]

Maggie I have no filter, I speak my mind. I share the good, the bad, and the ugly. Back when I was 19, I was very depressed. However, I was not suicidal. A friend reported me for being suicidal and cops came, I wanted NOTHING to do with them so I ran. They got me and dragged me to the ER where they would take me to the psych ward later as that hospital inpatient was full. Kid you not, I knew the exit of that hospital from when I had alcohol poisoning the previous semester and found myself there one morning.

The nurse in charge of watching me that night was fat. I could tell I could easily outrun him. Knew it was one left turn, one right then left and RUN, you're out the door. So I asked him...can I use the bathroom. He said sure, go that way, moment I was approaching the first turn I RAN. I made it out! I ran in that shitty white hospital gown. Sadly they found me 45 mins later but damn I was close. Had not thought though of the end plan, like how to get from hospital back to dorm.

Why did I do all this? To avoid the lovely 3k medical bill involuntarily imposed on me by the goddamn psych ward. You see when you view money as a good portion of self worth, 3k medical bill makes you furious. Same as a speeding camera trap or your car getting towed. I become red as an apple in anger for unexpected bills.

Sadly, they got me. Threatened to taze me unless I came nicely. I did. I spit at everyone cursing nonstop to let me go and then they sedated me. Woke up in pysch ward. The only cool part is I met a bipolar chick, who I later made out with there and slept with once after we both got out.

There you have it. Another unspoken Eagles college story. My first two years of college were absolute hell. This is one of those stories.

Not that I care about your lying dumbass this story is bullshit.

In order for someone to be hospitalized against their will you need a court order that includes a finding of risk of substantial harm to oneself or other, the police do not come and get people because someone reported they might be suicidal, if they did that would be a massive lawsuit. In order to be taken to a psych ward against your will you would need someone who knew you well to petition a court with substantial evidence.

The Cops could just throw people in jail because a so called friend reported them as being suicidal, that's not how free countries with constitutions and legal systems work.

[unde0087]

This guy is a total dumbass

[unde0087]

JJ gave his dipshit awards, another reason JJ anything is dumb as fuk

[jjgold]

He won fair and square

Let’s not get jealous

[maggiethebestdog]

thats stevek who hires people retard

if u gonna troll, troll right

Lol
You have said numerous times that you have had jobs supervising others

Are you lying about lying???

Kudos
Eagles still has his work cut out for him

[unde0087]

He won fair and square

Let’s not get jealous

Ya because you are a total dipshit

[eaglesfan371]

Well here you go morino. That legal nonsense you’re talking about is probably this packet I received on involuntary admission...here the docs they gave me 5-6 years ago when I was released. Still have them in my file of medical records.

Note the eaglesfan371 signature for verification. Anyone else want to call me a liar?

[Bostongambler]

He won fair and square

Let’s not get jealous

Yes, he won two nice prizes.

1) Lifetime subscription to Liars magazine

2) Free tank of gas for every 50 Uber pickups

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Lol
You have said numerous times that you have had jobs supervising others

Are you lying about lying???

Kudos
Eagles still has his work cut out for him

yeah, years ago asshole

not currently

DUH

[thomorino]

Well here you go morino. That legal nonsense you’re talking about is probably this packet I received on involuntary admission...here the docs they gave me 5-6 years ago when I was released. Still have them in my file of medical records.

Note the eaglesfan371 signature for verification. Anyone else want to call me a liar?

Not that I care - I wasn't saying you weren't put in a psych ward against your will - what I was saying is your story is bullshit that a friend just called the cops on you. Someone obviously who knew you well petitioned the court and had substantial evidence that you were a threat to yourself and possibly others.