1. #36
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    got married

    much better now you can just focus on gambling

    pretty much have to keep it to the computer now though
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I have a fat bitch I'm going after and enough beer to make the goggles prescription strength.

    Anything to break the slump.

    Here she is



    She's pretty stuck up/angry and I like that.
    She isnt bad looking Steve.
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    Yeah face not bad for sure.

    Requested full body pic and didn't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diggitydaggitydo View Post
    i would love to smell big bear’s couch.
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yeah face not bad for sure.

    Requested full body pic and didn't get it.
    Yeah the face is not bad at all

    and she probably has a fat ass that will be fun to slap when hitting it doggy style

    Anytime they don’t provide a full body shot you know whats up

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    got married

    much better now you can just focus on gambling

    pretty much have to keep it to the computer now though
    Congratulations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yeah face not bad for sure.

    Requested full body pic and didn't get it.
    Huge red flag mate, you know if she looked good, she wouldnt be so shy about showing off her body.

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    Yep.

    I have been the victim of the online dating bait and switch twice. Stuck it out both times because I felt bad - just feel bad for any sad female tbh.

    Bait and switch is BS though, I'm not out there putting up pic of Tom Cruise and saying it's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I got some trim last night

    matched with a chick on the app

    told her I was deleting the app but to take down my number

    she text me last night said what are you doing?

    i said chillin want to come over and make drinks?

    she said okay but dont expect anything i’m a lady

    she came over I put on a scary movie to set the mood and started finger banging her on my couch

    took her back to the bedroom to lay pipe

    she smiled afterward and said wow you have stamina!

    I smacked her on the ass gave her a wink and said “sometimes”

    and that was it she got an uber home
    only information I want to know is if Eagles asked for her number while driving her home.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yep.

    I have been the victim of the online dating bait and switch twice. Stuck it out both times because I felt bad - just feel bad for any sad female tbh.

    Bait and switch is BS though, I'm not out there putting up pic of Tom Cruise and saying it's me.
    Cant blame you for trying everything in the book. Guys need to work harder on those singles sites, chicks must get tons of emails a day.

    If you end up meeting up with another horror show,you need to have a mate on stand by to get you out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Cant blame you for trying everything in the book. Guys need to work harder on those singles sites, chicks must get tons of emails a day.

    If you end up meeting up with another horror show,you need to have a mate on stand by to get you out of it.
    yep. My newly single brother is going through that now. He was supposed to meet a girl off POF and three times in a row now she stood him up with a new excuse. Shes probably getting plowed by all the other fellas on those sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    only information I want to know is if Eagles asked for her number while driving her home.....
    Nah bro he would’ve but he had 3 other passengers in the car.

    His car last night was one of the older models that had not yet been equipped with the eject button

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    yep. My newly single brother is going through that now. He was supposed to meet a girl off POF and three times in a row now she stood him up with a new excuse. Shes probably getting plowed by all the other fellas on those sites.
    I have learned a lot of valuable lessons

    one of which is keep your pipeline full. You have to have an abundance mindset

    If one blows you off you gotta have a sub ready to come off the bench

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    yep. My newly single brother is going through that now. He was supposed to meet a girl off POF and three times in a row now she stood him up with a new excuse. Shes probably getting plowed by all the other fellas on those sites.
    Thats pretty shitty mate,should get your brother to stop bothering with those hoes.

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    Colombian chick with big hooters tonight. I'll keep you guys updated through out the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yep.

    I have been the victim of the online dating bait and switch twice. Stuck it out both times because I felt bad - just feel bad for any sad female tbh.

    Bait and switch is BS though, I'm not out there putting up pic of Tom Cruise and saying it's me.
    online dating a waste

    80% fat fuks, and most do not want to meet

    5:1 men ratio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Colombian chick with big hooters tonight. I'll keep you guys updated through out the night.
    Good luck and have fun.
    My buddy hooked up with a Columbian chick he met online. After a couple of weeks he tried to break it off, but she would call from out front of his house repeatedly unannounced. She would have donuts for him, a pizza, nice sunglasses. What makes it even crazier is that she would drive 75 miles.

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    That time of the month. Might try to get a handy from one of her friends.

    Trober sorry to hear that.

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    I got another run in me but it's gonna be challenging. I'd like another relationship. Just sex is easy for most all men. Just deal in real expectations. I'm without a mate for first time since 1985.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    online dating a waste

    80% fat fuks, and most do not want to meet

    5:1 men ratio

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    Let’s be honest the only girls that want to have fun or girls on drugs and drinking and partying no matter what age

    Other thing you can do is go to alcohol or narcotics anonymous and pick up woman there


    Finally church groups also vulnerable woman

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    Coach I would love to fly wing with you at geriatric bingo circuit man

    we could pretend we are there to help them get around then make our way into a couple of wills - all you have to do is smile a lot and be a gentleman

    goodbye raking leaves, goodbye recruiting/poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let’s be honest the only girls that want to have fun or girls on drugs and drinking and partying no matter what age

    Other thing you can do is go to alcohol or narcotics anonymous and pick up woman there


    Finally church groups also vulnerable woman
    Drug ho’s are generally the best fukks, I hate having to share my drugs tho!!

    There no hot bitches in these outpatient drug classes I’m forced to attend. Bunch of ho’s that look like life/drugs have beaten them the fuk down!!

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    There's two chicks in this facility I'm in. Both are into that 13th step deeply.

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    Banker Is narcotics anonymous a good place to meet chicks??

    K175 call
    Me
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I have a fat bitch I'm going after and enough beer to make the goggles prescription strength.

    Anything to break the slump.

    Here she is



    She's pretty stuck up/angry and I like that.
    Did he win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    only information I want to know is if Eagles asked for her number while driving her home.....
    Funny story, had an uber passenger get in my car thinking I was their 3am tinder hookup. She said I looked different from tinder when she got in my front seat. Confused, I asked her to explain. Turns out this guy had said "I'm outside your place" but had really just ordered her an uber to his frat house. Could not stop laughing after dropping her off.

    Ironically just got back from my date with the girl I met thru uber and briefly dated in the fall. Took her to a painting class, had some wine then went back to her place n fukked. She had a ton of toys to use which were fun as shes very submissive.

    Edit: I will admit reading the above makes me sound boring af lol. Feel like I've calmed down a lot from college. Used to be a drug user, partier, had a motorcycle, in a frat, club promoter, etc. Now live a boring, healthier lifestyle...but shit wtf man.
    Last edited by eaglesfan371; 04-20-19 at 12:44 AM.

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    Painting class and wine.

    Excellent move, sir.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Painting class and wine.

    Excellent move, sir.

    Works every time usually.

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    "she came over I put on a scary movie to set the mood and started finger banging her on my couch"

    "Other thing you can do is go to alcohol or narcotics anonymous and pick up woman there"
    "Finally church groups also vulnerable woman"

    Legendary posts there, this is why I come back to SBR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    General when was the last time you got laid
    The day he stopped drinking.

    No one likes a straight edger while out having a good time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Banker Is narcotics anonymous a good place to meet chicks??

    K175 call
    Me
    Only if you both leave and relapse.

    Cant stand quitters

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Only if you both leave and relapse.

    Cant stand quitters
    Lmao. Boom.

    I dofnt go to. Quit anything, I go because I got court ordered bs as part my paper, if I did something I didn’t wanna do id quit without these clowns and their pathetic steps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Lmao. Boom.

    I dofnt go to. Quit anything, I go because I got court ordered bs as part my paper, if I did something I didn’t wanna do id quit without these clowns and their pathetic steps.
    Bro you supposed to be sleeping.


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    When I stopped drinking it did interfere in the sense I was not attracted to her when I was sober. Unreal.

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